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Kilza posted:I get drafted by Los Angeles. Big place they call "Tinseltown". Agent say many stars live there. Floaty McPylon shall become big star in place with many stars! dehumanize yourself and face to the ahl
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COL -- Soup Athanatos is 1st Line FWD COL -- Aunt Jemima is a 2nd Line FWD That's right.
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How is Gordie still only a 3rd liner in Carolina My boy deserves better.
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Athanatos posted:COL -- Soup Athanatos is 1st Line FWD 
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Ah, I got a chump contract  The decline has already set in for good ol' Potetson.
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come on Nippon, do well in the AHL so we can make the Islanders the dynasty they will never actually be
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FYI, I can't pull up other teams' lines anymore, so your 'role' is the best I can do. However, it isn't a hard/fast rule. Look at your Minutes per Game stat to get an idea of what line you play on.
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Hockles posted:FYI, I can't pull up other teams' lines anymore, so your 'role' is the best I can do. However, it isn't a hard/fast rule. Look at your Minutes per Game stat to get an idea of what line you play on. i'm amazed at how gimped BeAGM is every year and I don't know why
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2021 All-Star Break Update  All-Stars Central - Aunt Jemima (1st selection) Central - Soup Athanatos (1st selection) Atlantic - Jus Poost (1st selection) Atlantic - Gord Murphy (1st selection) Metropolitan - Touchdown Thomas (2nd selection) Central (AHL) - Guy Fieri (1st selection) Atlantic (AHL) - Quayden Aydin (1st selection) Transaction News None Notable Stats Athanatos is 4th in the NHL in points Athanatos leads the NHL in goals, Poost is 2nd, Murphy is 5th Thomas is 2nd in the NHL in +/- Windros, Jemima, Potetson are 3-4-5 in PIM Fieri is 5th in the AHL in points Fieri leads the AHL in goals, Aydin is 3rd O'Bourke leads the AHL in PIM, Ogilthorpe is 2nd, Glomma is 5th O'Bourke is 2nd in the AHL in hits, Ichi is 4th Comments Lots of All-Stars this year! I believe that Athanatos and Aunt Jemima are on the same line. lol Murphy Jack Bauer seems to have a lot of bad things happen on his watch An ultra-rare Potatoes occurrence happened so far this season http://tinyurl.com/NHL-Create-A-Goon-2017 for complete stats
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Team bring me in, say I need to work on defense. But Pylon don't do defense. Team tell me I go to little league team. Ебать вас вы не кажаце мне, што рабіць! I go back to glorious Belarus!
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It took a year to really get settled in. Do you know how confusing it is to get told you're playing at St Johns so you go back to school and they tell you that you're an idiot and to go away? I mean, what even is a place called Newfoundland and Labrador? Is it just called that cause you forget about it when you are there and you need a dog pal to not go crazy? Also why in the world would Johns be in the PP ever, that seems wrong. Then again, Habs. Azure Dementist fucked around with this message at 17:42 on Jun 10, 2017 |
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My P/60 is stellar. My agent needs to hear about this
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Agent Jack Bauer is going to fight through adversity and stop those floaty Euros from winning the Stanley Cup once and for all!  Though I suppose he needs a call up to the NHL at some point. He's getting a crapload of ice time in the minors so I would assume it has to be coming soon.
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Nippon being 4th in hits is really amusing to me. I like to imagine its like watching a midget in a pinball machine.
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Hockles posted:I believe that Athanatos and Aunt Jemima are on the same line. Keep your friends close and your enemies closer. Considering Than has 36G 17A and I have 19G 31A, it's clear I'm using his stick as a backboard. You're welcome. Actually I'm kinda amazed my lil grinder dude is a point per game player. Good on ya lil buddy 
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End of 2020-21 Regular Season Update  Transaction News 3/1/21 DAL gets: Anders Potetson SJ gets 2022 2nd Round Pick, L. Barlage & L. Bartovic ANA gets: Gustav Nyquist & Alex Chiasson MIN gets: 2021 2nd Round Pick, V. Barkov, & F. Ambuhl ANA sends Danny Provolone down to San Diego in the AHL 3/2/21 MIN gets: 2022 1st Round Pick, 2021 2nd Round Pick, Andrew Ladd NYI gets: Nino Niederreiter & Jason Zucker Notable Stats Thomas finished 2nd in the NHL in Points, Athanatos was 4th Athanatos lead the NHL in goals, Thomas was 2nd, Poost was 3rd, Murphy was 5th Thomas lead the NHL in +/-, Athanatos was 3rd, Jemima was 5th Jemima finished 2nd in PIM, Potetson was 5th Fieri finished 3rd in the AHL in points Aydin lead the AHL in goals, Fieri was 2nd, Ichi was 5th O'Bourke was 3rd in the AHL in +/- O'Bourke lead the AHL in PIM, Ogilthorpe was 2nd Ichi lead the AHL in hits Comments Oh poo poo, a trade! Anders joins Potatoes in Dallas The last defenseman who scored 40 goals in a season was Paul Coffey in 85-86 Although, his distinct lack of passing will probably hurt Murphy's chances at a Norris win http://tinyurl.com/NHL-Create-A-Goon-2017 for complete stats
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Gord is the greatest defenceman in the history of the sport.
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here lies taro tsujimoto career ahl grinder
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i'm going to go ahead and blame benning for hoovelson's horrendous misuse
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38 points playing 4th-line minutes
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haha holy poo poo NYI 2nd in metro east. we really are starting a dynasty 
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fits posted:here lies taro tsujimoto Sup. 
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End of 2020-21 Season Update NHL Awards Stanley Cup Champions New York Islanders Presidents Trophy (Best Regular Season Record) Columbus Blue Jackets Art Ross Trophy (Most Points) John Tavares -- New York Islanders Hart Memorial Trophy (League MVP) John Tavares -- New York Islanders James Norris Memorial Trophy (Best Defenseman) Morgan Reilly -- Toronto Maple Leafs Lady Byng Memorial Trophy (Best Sportsmanship & Gentlemanly Conduct) Touchdown Thomas -- New York Islanders Calder Memorial Trophy (Rookie of the Year) Coach Hockles -- Colorado Avalanche Conn Smythe Trophy (Playoff MVP) John Tavares -- New York Islanders Vezina Trophy (Best Goaltender) Veini Vehviainen -- Ottawa Senators William M. Jennings Trophy (Goalie(s) on team with fewest Goals Against) Andrei Vasilevskiy -- Tampa Bay Lightning Bill Masterton Memorial Trophy (Perserverence, Sportsmanship & Dedication to hockey) Andrej Sustr -- Detroit Red Wings Frank J. Selke Trophy (Best Defensive Forward) Jonathan Toews -- Chicago Blackhawks Ted Lindsay Award (League MVP as voted by NHLPA) John Tavares -- New York Islanders Maurice "Rocket" Richard Trophy (Most Goals) Soup Athanatos -- Colorado Avalanche  AHL Awards Calder Cup (AHL's Stanley Cup) Binghamton Senators Macgregor Kilpatrick Trophy (AHL's President's Trophy) Grand Rapids Griffins John B. Sollenberger Trophy (Most Regular Season Points) Alan Lyszczarczyk -- Texas Stars Les Cunningham Award (League MVP) Alan Lyszczarczyk -- Texas Stars Willie Marshall Award (Most Regular Season Goals) Quayden Aydin -- Providence Bruins Dudley "Red" Garrett Memorial Award (Rookie of the Year) Quayden Aydin -- Providence Bruins Eddie Shore Award (Best Defenseman) Veeti Vainio -- Cleveland Monsters Aldege "Baz" Bastien Memorial Award (Best Goaltender) Felix Sandstrom -- Grand Rapids Griffins Jack A. Butterfield Trophy (Playoff MVP) Nicholas Roy -- Binghamton Senators Fred T. Hunt Memorial Award (Perserverence, Sportsmanship & Dedication to hockey) Anthony Richard -- Hartford Wolfpack Yanick Dupre Memorial Award (Community Involvement) Rod Hanes -- Iowa Wild Harry "Hap" Holmes Memorial Award (Goalie(s) on team with fewest Goals Against) Felix Sandstrom -- Grand Rapids Griffins Upcoming Free Agents ANA - Danny Provolone (UFA) BOS - Jus Poost (UFA) CAR - Gord Gordon (UFA) COL - Soup Athanatos (UFA) DAL - Anders Potetson (UFA) FLA - Bernie Sanders (UFA) MTL - Cruz McBroozer (UFA) NYI - Nippon Ichi (UFA) NYI - Touchdown Thomas (UFA) Comments Don't count out Touchdown Thomas Thomas also gets a Lady Byng Hockles squeaked by and won the Calder It's going to make an awkward locker room in Toronto between Reilly and Murphy Aydin comes away some some hardware in Providence too http://tinyurl.com/NHL-Create-A-Goon-2017 for complete stats
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Nice cup run by the boys. Fuckin' Islanders
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The Islanders are back, baby
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bavel bortkin has spent this season accumulating power. he is the change the oilers need. Believe in Bavel!
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Hockles posted:Ichi lead the AHL in hits Not going to lie, this is probably my favourite player you have made for me while doing these.
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Hockles posted:
Also my booked flight home.
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it turns out that in this universe just as it is in real life, hockey is a bad sport where nothing good ever happens
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2021 Offseason News Notable Retirements Ryan Getzlaf Joe Pavelski Jeff Carter Patrice Bergeron David Krejci Brent Burns Mike Green Jay Bouwmeester Jaroslav Halak Full Lists: http://imgur.com/a/WOEJH // http://imgur.com/a/5CBcA // http://imgur.com/a/aZT6v // http://imgur.com/a/v95nR Transaction News ANA - re-signed Danny Provolone to a $1.8mil/2yr 1-way contract BOS - re-signed Jus Poostto a $17.3mil/3yr 1-way contract CAR - re-signed Gord Gordon to a $12.5mil/3yr 1-way contract COL - re-signed Soup Athanatos to a $15.6/2yr 1-way contract DAL - re-signed Anders Potetson to a $1.5mil/1yr 1-way contract FLA - re-signed Bernie Sanders to a $2.8mil/2yr 1-way contract MTL - re-signed Cruz McBroozer to a $2.4mil/2yr 1-way contract NYI - re-signed Nippon Ichi to a $2.8mil/2yr 1-way contract NYI - re-signed Touchdown Thomas to a $19.4mil/2yr 1-way contract 2021-22 Opening Night Info ANA -- Southie Paux is a Depth FWD ANA -- assigned Danny Provolone to San Diego in the AHL, his role is Top 6 DEF BOS -- Quayden Aydin is a 2nd Line FWD BOS -- Ewic Windros is a 2nd Line FWD BOS -- Jus Poost is a 1st Line FWD CAR -- Gord Gordon is a 3rd SCR Line FWD CHI -- assigned Jeremiah ThinkTank to Rockford in the AHL, his role is Other FWD CHI -- assigned Jack Bauer to Rockford in the AHL, his role is 4th Line FWD COL -- Soup Athanatos is 1st Line FWD COL -- Aunt Jemima is a 2nd Line FWD COL -- Coach Hockles is a 2nd Line FWD DAL -- Anders Potetson is a 4th Line FWD DAL -- assigned Potatoes O'Bourke to Texas in the AHL, his role is Top 6 DEF DET -- Stabby McStabson is a Depth FWD EDM -- Bavel Bortnik is a Top 6 DEF EDM -- Aejix Dundee is an Elite Goalie FLA -- Bernie Sanders is a 3rd SCR Line FWD LA -- assigned Taro Tsujimoto to Ontario in the AHL, his role is Other FWD LA -- assigned Floaty McPylon to Ontario in the AHL, his role is Minor Depth DEF MTL -- assigned Scott Johns to St. John's in the AHL, his role is 4th Line FWD MTL -- Cruz McBroozer is a 4th Line FWD NSH -- Guy Fieri is a Minor SCR FWD (but is in the NHL) NJ -- Ogie Ogilthorpe III is a 4th Line FWD NYI -- Nippon Ichi is a 4th Line FWD NYI -- Touchdown Thomas is a 1st Line FWD NYR -- Miracle Johnson is a 4th Line FWD PHI -- assigned Bubba Biscuits to Lehigh Valley in the AHL, his role is 4th Line FWD PHI -- Stanley Matthews III is a Depth FWD PHI -- Hugh Jass is a Top 6 DEF TB -- Yokozuna is a Fringe Starting Goalie TOR -- assigned Aldrig Glomma to Toronto in the AHL, his role is 4th Line FWD TOR -- Gord Murphy is a Top 2 DEF VAN -- assigned Kaido Hoovelson to Utica in the AHL, his role is Minor Top 4 DEF WSH -- Puck Sonette is a 4th Line FWD WPG -- assigned Mulkku Paskiainen to Manitoba in the AHL, his role is Minor Starting Goalie Comments More people are making their NHL teams. Thomas got paid!
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Total bust. loving Detroits poo poo development TELL DETROIT BULSHIT TRADE ME RIGHT loving NOW
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guess ken holland is still the head chief e: Miracle Johnson made the show WOOOOOOOOOOO corn on the cop fucked around with this message at 11:52 on Jun 12, 2017 |
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Just an FYI, I am going to Toronto for a hockey tournament this upcoming weekend. So, Wednesday will be my last update for about a week.
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Hockles posted:2021 Offseason News YOU COULD HAVE GOT OUT. GOD drat IT JUICE.
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