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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Video Games > E3 2017 OPENING WEEKEND [EA, Bethesda, Microsoft]: New IPs? Only a Fable.

My Gimmick Name: Sep 11, 2004

the bastards knew we'd all tune out after star wars so they put it at the end

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Infinitum: Jul 30, 2004

Abbott and Costello they ain't

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Snuffman: May 21, 2004

Man. They're really pushing the single player story stuff in the EA Sport games.

Y'know, I might actually play an EA NHL game that follows a PC from rural Quebec.

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Palpek: Dec 27, 2008; Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.

This is so terrible, god, what's even happening.

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Universe Master: Jun 20, 2005; Darn Fine Pie

Action heros are generic brown haired white guys, sports players are generic black guys

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Brother Entropy: Dec 27, 2009

maybe the uk deserved brexit

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stev: Jan 22, 2013; Please be excited.

That Peter Moore dig.

They totally know and care who he is.

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Tha_Joker_GAmer: Aug 16, 2006

is this another battlefield promo because these guys are dying out there

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Nellistos: Mar 2, 2013

please end

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Sakurazuka: Jan 24, 2004; NANI?

Epic bantz

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Saint Freak: Apr 16, 2007; Regretting is an insult to oneself; Buglord

This would never happen in Lord Buckethead's domain.

# ? Jun 10, 2017 20:21

Extreme0: Feb 28, 2013; I dance to the sweet tune of your failure so I'm never gonna stop fucking with you.

Continue to get confused and frustrated with me as I dance to your anger.

As I expect nothing more from ya you stupid runt!

gently caress off you pricks! You cound't even beat loving Scotland at Football tonight.

# ? Jun 10, 2017 20:21

eonwe: Aug 11, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

im gay

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Space Robot: Sep 3, 2011

I have no idea who any of these people are.

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fits: Jan 1, 2008; Love Always,
The Captain

what

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Rageaholic: May 31, 2005; Old Town Road to EGOT

Palpek posted:

This is so terrible, god, what's even happening.

EA sure enjoys being a huge joke of a company

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Viewtiful Jew: Apr 21, 2007; Mench'n-a-go-go-baby!

The fun thing is that they're going to repeat this at Gamescom but with Madden Football and American personalities.

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Regy Rusty: Apr 26, 2010

Huh, Alex Hunter huh

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Suspicious Cook: Oct 9, 2012; Onward to burgers!

The Hunter for Red Alextober

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haveblue: Aug 15, 2005; Toilet Rascal

"FUELED BY THE DATA OF RONALDO" would be a great thread title

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My Gimmick Name: Sep 11, 2004

every sports RPG needs to be directed by spike lee

# ? Jun 10, 2017 20:22

Dred Cosmonaut: Jan 6, 2010; There once was a tiger-striped cat.

that stay or go line was disgustingly on the nose

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MalarkeyToboggan: Jan 4, 2015

Guess what, FIFA is gonna be fine. It always is. Let's move on.

# ? Jun 10, 2017 20:22

Universe Master: Jun 20, 2005; Darn Fine Pie

Thanks for all the soccer EA

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Sodium Chloride: Jan 1, 2008

Is this meant to be so full of cringe?

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Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

this is so bad

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fits: Jan 1, 2008; Love Always,
The Captain

save us hydrobot

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Saint Freak: Apr 16, 2007; Regretting is an insult to oneself; Buglord

This is what a Ronaldo-Powered World looks like. Breathe it in.

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Internet Kraken: Apr 24, 2010; slightly amused

"I WANT TO HAVE MANLY GAY SEX WITH ALEX HUNTER"- this presentation

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Dred Cosmonaut: Jan 6, 2010; There once was a tiger-striped cat.

Suspicious Cook posted:

The Hunter for Red Alextober

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Brother Entropy: Dec 27, 2009

i've lost track of alex hunter is a real person or their story OC

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stev: Jan 22, 2013; Please be excited.

This isn't even kind of relevant.

Do hardcore Fifa and Madden bros even watch these shows?

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Infinitum: Jul 30, 2004

I'm sure glad we're spending 10min joking about instead of talking about video games

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ZeeBoi: Jan 17, 2001

I AM A YOUTUBE CREATOR

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CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

I wish they had brought on Alex Morgan

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Mr President: Nov 13, 2016; by Lowtax

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Darth Maul in FIFA would be cool

Is Darth Maul Genetically sound?

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Snuffman: May 21, 2004

Youtube Creator. UGH.

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Wendell: May 11, 2003

Jesse Wellens is bad at teleprompters.

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Dred Cosmonaut: Jan 6, 2010; There once was a tiger-striped cat.

"im a youtube creator" so youre loving no one

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spudsbuckley: Aug 29, 2008; by FactsAreUseless
(and can't post for 5 years!)

gently caress off Jesse.

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