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But, will there be computer boobs? what about the computer dongs?
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Going to see Pirates 5 today for my sins. My GF loves them, I think the first one is ok and the rest are garbage.
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Jun 10, 2017 10:15
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Arcsquad12 posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WP1hUxbNs8 That looks pretty watchable. For those who don't know what to expect watch the stand alone Resident Evil CGI movies. They are elevated game cut scenes without the padding. They pretty much have nothing to do with the games other than the characters and their personalities. Here is a trailer to the third one. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fs5g-l0Bcss Here's Leon getting rejected again, wishing he is gay or something. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AspiudlABok
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Jun 10, 2017 10:59
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Thanks for talking up John Wick you fuckos. I somehow managed to completely miss it when it came out, but watched it today and greatly enjoyed all the bullets hitting all the dudes. The dog and Lester Freemon getting killed was messed up though. Is the sequel good as well?
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Jun 10, 2017 19:32
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The sequel is good also It doesn't have a dog-plot-hook, but John Wick kills a ton of goons and a tiny deaf girl so
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Jun 10, 2017 19:34
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RLM Thread Cumsensus, Good: John Wick John Wick 2 Dredd The Raid: Redemption The Raid 2 Oldboy (Korea, not US) Fury Road Edge of Tomorrow Baby's Day Out
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Jun 10, 2017 22:03
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and Cop Dog, please.
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:What's the opinion most likely to earn you a big red text in CineD? Also what is CD's beef with Spielberg? Something dumb like he killed the New Hollywood movement? Or basicallly this Ted Rall strip: 
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:RLM Thread Cumsensus, Good: Checks out.
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Jun 10, 2017 22:07
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Dredd was highly forgettable, imo. The only thing I remember is that dumb rainbow slow-mo drug and how annoying it was.
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Jun 10, 2017 22:07
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Paladinus posted:Dredd was highly forgettable, imo. Thank you, everyone's in love with that movie and I don't get it. It's dull hallway shooter, the movie.
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Jun 10, 2017 22:10
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I thought it was tense and well paced. Like The Raid.
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Jun 10, 2017 22:11
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The best thing to do is never enjoy a movie
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I didn't like The Raid that much but that might be a result of the dub being kinda bad.
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Jun 10, 2017 22:12
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If you think Spielberg only makes schmaltzy movies you definitely need to rewatch Private Ryan and Schindler, and I'll bet $50 you haven't seen Munich.
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Jun 10, 2017 22:14
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WampaLord posted:Thank you, everyone's in love with that movie and I don't get it. It's dull hallway shooter, the movie. To me it seems like people were just really glad to see the character again. And the performances weren't too bad either. It's not a bad movie, but like with all comic book movies, your love of the source material can greatly influence your perception of the film.
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Jun 10, 2017 22:17
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Paladinus posted:To me it seems like people were just really glad to see the character again. And the performances weren't too bad either. It's not exactly hard when the characters are Growly McShowsNoFace, Rookie McOptimist, and Crazy McBadLady.
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Jun 10, 2017 22:21
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:If you think Spielberg only makes schmaltzy movies you definitely need to rewatch Private Ryan and Schindler, and I'll bet $50 you haven't seen Munich. Saving Private Ryan is pretty dull after the first twenty minutes because Band Of Brothers does the same type of story a million times better and without the tonal whiplash from John Williams. I love the guy, but his pick of music for SPR was so at odds with the film itself.
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Jun 10, 2017 22:22
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:If you think Spielberg only makes schmaltzy movies you definitely need to rewatch Private Ryan and Schindler, and I'll bet $50 you haven't seen Munich.
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Jun 10, 2017 22:44
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bloom posted:Is the sequel good as well? John Wick 2 minus the opening scene is bad. It's like someone took a repetitive hallway shooter and made it into a movie.
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Jun 10, 2017 22:51
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The hall of mirrors fight at the end is pretty good.
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Jun 10, 2017 22:52
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That was good, but the middle of the movie is the same fight choreography repeated a dozen times. Reeves is not a professional stunt man or martial artist. He has one special move, the jumping neck flip, which he uses over and over because that's all he can do besides shoot and kick.
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Typical Pubbie posted:That was good, but the middle of the movie is the same fight choreography repeated a dozen times. Reeves is not a professional stunt man or martial artist. He has one special move, the jumping neck flip, which he uses over and over because that's all he can do besides shoot and kick. Yeah there was, like, 30 minutes straight of him just shooting people in the head. I know this aspect gets discarded by every action movie, so it's dumb to complain, but at some point you've killed so many people that it's an international incident and the city is locked down until loving Interpol captures you. Not that a movie should go that direction, it's just that the two sequences of him mowing down cannon fodder are so repetitive that you start thinking about thinks like that.
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achillesforever6 posted:Marvel Movie are good and not these neoliberal pro-drone warfare propaganda films. I hate it when somebody has an essay but they don't want it call it an essay so they draw a bunch of random unrelated pictures and call it a comic strip. If your panels be rearranged randomly and still make just as much sense you don't need panels.
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:RLM Thread Cumsensus, Good: These are all bad moviefeelums
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Space Cop noticeably absent from that list, because it's dogshit but that's okay, I don't expect Roger Ebert to make great films, and the same goes for Michael Stoklasza and Rick Evans
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Jun 10, 2017 23:26
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Secret african space utopias and vast amazonian wonder woman civilizations sort of made sense in like the golden age of comics when there were still some honest to god explorers and there wasn't a total global economy out there vs the very small and very well mapped world we live in today. I can suspend disbelieve for superpowers and FTL spaceships but not entire secret countries. No sir, that's where I draw the line!
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Jun 10, 2017 23:30
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But have you checked behind... THIS waterfall? Oh poo poo that's where they were hiding the other 15 million people and 100 trillion dollars no loving wonder
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Jun 10, 2017 23:32
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Most of the mass of the universe is unaccounted for, who are you to say it's not made up of superhero realms???
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The idea of a super secret super high tech African civilization sounds like something out of the Nation of Islam.
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If you don't believe there's an African nation behind at least like 25% of waterfalls well I don't know what to tell you because you're beyond my help
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When Spielberg makes a movie it's either really good or really bad.
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Bridge of Spies was such a well crafted and absolutely boring film
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so I just watched tetsuo the iron man for the first time. how much of a boner do you think jay had at the end of that movie?
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Jun 10, 2017 23:54
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We measure boners on the jay scale. So 1.
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Jun 10, 2017 23:57
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reignofevil posted:When Spielberg makes a movie it's either really good or really bad. Theory doesn't hold up because Lincoln isn't really bad, but it's definitely not really good. War Horse, Bridge of Spies, The BFG, and Indy 4 suck. Everything else owns. Especially Minority Report, Jaws, Indy 1-3, JP, and Munich.
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Jun 10, 2017 23:58
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Didn't Spielberg do war of the worlds lol.
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DoctorStrangelove posted:The idea of a super secret super high tech African civilization sounds like something out of the Nation of Islam. In a movie titled Black Panther? The hell you say.
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reignofevil posted:Didn't Spielberg do war of the worlds lol. Also didn't he do AI?
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The Black Panthers and Nation of Islam were very different. The Panthers were self styled revolutionary Marxists who really liked posing guns and wearing black leather jackets. The Nation were completely bonkers.
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