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Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

ElGroucho posted:

Want Hot Dad to sign my wife's balls

hot dad definitely enjoys a plumpy musky fap navel for sure

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Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

Tired Moritz
Mar 25, 2012

wish Lowtax would get tired of YOUR POSTS

(n o i c e)
is this what it feels like when english speaking people butcher other people's languages?

Caufman
May 7, 2007

Tired Moritz posted:

I thought Indonesia is a good country

It is. Our citizens poo poo on the sides of streets, into an exposed gutter that serves as an above ground sewage system.

Thankfully, all the kretek smoke makes the air smell like sweet incense.

Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.

Tired Moritz posted:

is this what it feels like when english speaking people butcher other people's languages?

Yes.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

I thought the point of having a house was that you didn't need glory holes anymore.

count_von_count
Nov 6, 2012

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IT'S 4 SALE OK
IF U NEED 2 ASK
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AndyElusive
Jan 7, 2007

Tired Moritz posted:

I thought Indonesia is a good country

They poo poo on street.

Hammurabi
Nov 4, 2009

Tired Moritz posted:

I thought Indonesia is a good country

good at making GBS threads on street lmao

Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short


I just finished binging through this thread, and I have one question

These guys are all posting on the internet, don't they understand you can find actual porn there too?

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Ziv Zulander posted:

I just finished binging through this thread, and I have one question

These guys are all posting on the internet, don't they understand you can find actual porn there too?

Yeah but you still gotta post your gross opinions for all to see.

Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short


Meredith Baxter-Burnout posted:

Yeah but you still gotta post your gross opinions for all to see.

Pornhub comments exist, you can even still do it under your real name if you want to

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Ziv Zulander posted:

Pornhub comments exist, you can even still do it under your real name if you want to

Gotta think bigger than that. Way more people on FB to perv it up with.

Deceitful Penguin
Feb 16, 2011

Ziv Zulander posted:

I just finished binging through this thread, and I have one question

These guys are all posting on the internet, don't they understand you can find actual porn there too?
maybe a remnant of Free Basic? who knows

KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013

by R. Guyovich
India banned a fuckload of porn sites so there's that

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.




SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
lets do the hard chatting

Hammurabi
Nov 4, 2009
What do they think lesbian means?

One in the Bum
Apr 25, 2014

Hair Elf

Hammurabi posted:

What do they think lesbian means?

I so want to break the news to one of these guys that lesbian doesn't mean what they think it means. It will be like when a kid figures out that santa doesn't exist. Imagine their horror when they figure out bhabhi wants fish tacos and not their hot dick.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Hammurabi posted:

What do they think lesbian means?

Lasagna.

Tired Moritz
Mar 25, 2012

wish Lowtax would get tired of YOUR POSTS

(n o i c e)
does lesbi stands for slutty in india?

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Krycek posted:

I so want to break the news to one of these guys that lesbian doesn't mean what they think it means. It will be like when a kid figures out that santa doesn't exist. Imagine their horror when they figure out bhabhi wants fish tacos and not their hot dick.
they probably would not believe it.

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
As long as i make fac to her glory hole

Bargearse
Nov 27, 2006

🛑 Don't get your pen🖊️, son, you won't be 👌 needing that 😌. My 🥡 order's 💁 simple😉, a shitload 💩 of dim sims 🌯🀄. And I want a bucket 🪣 of soya sauce☕😋.

Hammurabi posted:

What do they think lesbian means?

It's a word that's associated with sex, therefore they're interested in it. I think that's the entire reason.

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


*sees a girl crawl like a crab on a beach*

What lesbo.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

quote:

What is it like to be a lesbian in India?
Sorry for the mistakes. My autocorrect won't listen to me at times

Apoorva Malhotra, Regular person with below average intelligence
Answered Aug 30, 2016

Homosexuality in India in not about unicorns and rainbows

When I tell people that I am gay, they say, “You mean lesbian?”

I refrain from using the term “lesbian” to label my sexuality because of the widespread kinkification of “lesbianism”.

Marriage Proposals

Both my partner and I have received a fair number of marriage proposals from straight and gay men. Some of these men want to marry me save me from “lesbianism”, some want to fulfill their fantasies while a few want to marry me because I haven’t had a “real man” yet.



Lack Of Awareness

I grew up the the glorified 90s. I grew up in a time and place where people called each other gay to mock them. It was a time where gay and eunuch were used interchangeably and people were highly ignorant and intolerant towards homosexuality.

This is how much a friend is aware:




Dating Scene

As of 2016, we have had no Pride in my city. The number of openly gay women here is negligible.

Dating was hard. When I was a young teen, there were hardly any dating websites, and nobody was openly gay at my school. All the girls I dated till I was 15 were closeted. Another girl who was open about her bisexuality was only so she could be more attractive to men. There were girls who wanted me to let their boyfriend watch/participate in bed. Also, the number of guys on lesbian dating sites is alarming.

These are some WOMEN interested in Women-



Lack Of Sensitization:

If I had a dime for each time someone told me that it’s just a “phase”, I could afford to move to a more accepting country. When I told a friend who had a thing for me that I am seeing a girl, he went ballistics and said “ why a girl, it is not like you are deprived”.



When I was in school, there was a guy who was often severely bullied by the “masculine” classmates because he was effeminate. Kids who weren’t “manly enough” were often a subject to ridicule and bashing. No one stopped that. People thought it was normal and the right thing to do. Even now I have a number of friend who find hijras “scary”.

Lack Of Support from Family:

My parents do not support homosexuality. They never will. I know that one day I will have to leave them to be with my partner. I hate having to keep my relationship a secret. I want to show my partner off. I want to have it acknowledged. And I know that I will never have that. In some years, my parents will expect me to marry a man. They will want grandkids. Being in a closeted relationship is extremely emotionally draining.

This is what my mother commented on facebook a year ago:



Translation: Do not remove Section 377 or the citizens of the country will feel unsafe.

Draconian Laws:

Section 377 Of IPC states “Whoever voluntarily has carnal intercourse against the order of nature with any man, woman or animal, shall be punished with 1[imprisonment for life], or with imprisonment of either description for a term which may extend to ten years, and shall also be liable to fine.”

Surrogacy Bill: It prohibits commercial surrogacy and allows ethical surrogacy to needy infertile couples. It also prohibits single parents, homosexual couples, live-in relationships couples to opt for altruistic surrogacy.

Marriage- Same-sex couples cannot legally marry or obtain a civil partnership in India.

Shortly after the Indian Supreme Court upheld Section 377, Maulana Madni, of the Jamiat Ulema-e-Hind said -

"If these same sex couples adopt children, the child will grow up with a skewed version of a family. Society will disintegrate. If we are to look at countries in the West who have allowed same-sex marriages, you will find the mental tensions they suffer from."

Religion:

India is a “secular” country. Every major religion in India condemns homosexuality. It feels scary to live in place which has more than 330 million gods and yet I can count on neither one of them for their blessings.



Society

Attitude of Indians towards homosexuality can be hurtful. Society makes it so hard for us as if it isn’t hard enough already. Protesters slander us with picket signs reading unnatural, uncultural, anti-national, anti-social, etc. People tell me that I do not know what love is. But how can they see love when they are blinded by their own hatred.

Let me tell you what being a lesbian in India is like, I was 12 when I figured I wasn’t straight. I tried to conform to societal molds, tried to be straight and be what men wanted, even though men were not what I wanted,
I was in an open relationship with a girl when I wanted to be monogamous.
It lasted years because I was scared that if she'd leave I'd be all alone, nowhere to belong. I was told I would not be accepted,
I was told I have no future with my wonderful girlfriend who I want for a wife, I was told that all of this is just a phase, my LIFE is just a phase, my LOVE is just a phase...

And few months, I was called samaaj ki gandagi (scum of society) by the comedian Sunil Pal and nobody will file an FIR against that, we are no icons, we are the scums of the society, just 4% on this land,
And we're already declared criminals based on who we love..
Why does our love attract your ridicule? Love being trampled by hate...

https://qph.ec.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-c8f6b8f20037215911d810f002b03977.webp

THAT is samaaj ki gandagi


Overall, being with a girl is amazing. If sexuality were a choice, I would still be a lesbian.

https://www.quora.com/What-is-it-like-to-be-a-lesbian-in-India-1

I would blow Dane Cook fucked around with this message at 11:24 on Jun 10, 2017

Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.
you also gotta remember that some of these are straight up peasants who haven't even the most basic education but somehow have internet in their communal warren.

SaltyJesus
Jun 2, 2011

Arf!

Motherfucker posted:

you also gotta remember that some of these are straight up peasants who haven't even the most basic education but somehow have internet in their communal warren.

classy

KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013

by R. Guyovich

Hammurabi posted:

What do they think lesbian means?

Whore

Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.

Hammurabi posted:

What do they think lesbian means?

View it from a porno perspective with none of the suspension of disbelief, its basically considered foreplay purely intended to arouse men.

The Kingfish
Oct 21, 2015


Motherfucker posted:

you also gotta remember that some of these are straight up peasants who haven't even the most basic education but somehow have internet in their communal warren.

That owns

Hammurabi
Nov 4, 2009
Porn has a lot of poo poo to answer for.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010


lmao... If she only understood what he was saying.... she'd drop the girl are marry this internet doucheboat

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

Motherfucker posted:

you also gotta remember that some of these are straight up peasants who haven't even the most basic education but somehow have internet in their communal warren.

Yes

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
I fuckin love my communal peasant porn warren

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
Why do so many of these start with "that moment when"? It's like they've evolved a new language with bad memes as the vocabulary.

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
My face when milk

ditty bout my clitty
May 28, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

I thought the point of having a house was that you didn't need glory holes anymore.

It's the neighbors

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008

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Oct 31, 2016
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