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what do you like best
This poll is closed.
pics 69 0.39%
vids 420 2.40%
gazza.txt 8008 45.77%
havin yer mam 9001 51.44%
Total: 17498 votes
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Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Organized crime but without the crimes

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mackintosh
Aug 18, 2007


Semper Fidelis Poloniae

Soulex posted:

Organized crime but without the crimes

They are involved in organized crime. Mostly drugs.

Parity warning
Nov 1, 2009



3rd Place, TRP Sack Race 2021/22

PirateBob posted:

5 defenders, 5 attackers. Good squad :downs:

...yeah? What's wrong with that

Jose posted:

how is dani alves not on there

this is the actual crazy part

Parity warning fucked around with this message at 01:07 on Jun 10, 2017

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer
I'm gonna go ahead and steal a bunch of content from the Football365 mailbag, but a bunch of people were sending in their choices for best first touch ever and they all rule:

The one that started the discussion, Roberto Baggio against Juventus

Luis Suarez vs Newcastle

DENNIS BERGKAMP DENNIS BERGKAMP DENNIS BERGKAMP DENNIS BERGKAMP DENNIS BERGKAMP DENNIS BERGKAMP DENNIS BERGKAMP DENNIS BERGKAMP DENNIS BERGKAMP DENNIS BERGKAMP DENNIS BERGKAMP DENNIS BERGKAMP DENNIS BERGKAMP

Eric Cantona vs Manchester City

Berbatov vs Aston Villa

Zidane for France against I can't tell

Zidane vs Norway

Johan Cruyff vs Den Haag

Giroud vs West Ham

Riyad Mahrez vs Manchester City

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

I've always loved this effort by Dragan Stojkovic for Yugoslavia against Spain at the 1990 World Cup.

Parity warning
Nov 1, 2009



3rd Place, TRP Sack Race 2021/22

the Berbatov one shouldn't be there and i love the guy, but he has almost surely done better himself a buncha times

but these a great and from the list would have to go with zidane vs norway, bergkamp, and suarez

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

Has to be the Suarez or Bergkamp one imo

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

Parity warning posted:

the Berbatov one shouldn't be there and i love the guy, but he has almost surely done better himself a buncha times

but these a great and from the list would have to go with zidane vs norway, bergkamp, and suarez

There's something so encapsulating about that one, though. Berba, slumming it at Fulham, just deading a field-switching ball and passing it off.

Frankston
Jul 27, 2010


Villa 2-0 down against Fulham after 30 minutes, seems about right.

Andnook
Mar 10, 2005
https://streamable.com/s1dp

shut up blegum
Dec 17, 2008


--->Plastic Lawn<---

I thought: "I bet the Roberto Carlos one is number 1." But I was wrong:staredog:

Sneaks McDevious
Jul 29, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

shut up blegum posted:

I thought: "I bet the Roberto Carlos one is number 1." But I was wrong:staredog:

Wirth1000
May 12, 2010

#essereFerrari

shut up blegum posted:

I thought: "I bet the Roberto Carlos one is number 1." But I was wrong:staredog:

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

#1 was in the air for a while, wondering if it could just be the wind

kcer
May 28, 2004

Today is good weather
for an airstrike.
nothing fancy says the commentator about de rosario's

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

kcer posted:

nothing fancy says the commentator about de rosario's

I laughed at that. A bit of magic in a total shithouse league and he just brushes it off like its nothing.

Vinestalk
Jul 2, 2011
I think #1 won that FIFA goal of the year competition. #3 was amazing. To curve it around the wall and wrong foot the keeper completely from that distance.

Chas McGill
Oct 29, 2010

loves Fat Philippe
Geraldao's is my favourite...his run up is perfect, the camera angle is perfect

shut up blegum
Dec 17, 2008


--->Plastic Lawn<---
7 is also pretty amazing.

dex_sda
Oct 11, 2012


I like Juninho's because he makes Kahn headbutt a goalpost

Chas McGill
Oct 29, 2010

loves Fat Philippe
i guess we love freekicks a whole lot!

oliwan
Jul 20, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
Steven Gerrard with a lovely picture of his kids and wife

https://www.instagram.com/p/BVH5H8Wh3OS/

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY

oliwan posted:

Steven Gerrard with a lovely picture of his kids and wife

https://www.instagram.com/p/BVH5H8Wh3OS/

lol at the sexbot spam interspersed throughout that argument.

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



blue footed boobie posted:

lol at the sexbot spam interspersed throughout that argument.

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blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY
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The Croc
Dec 19, 2004

A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird!

OH YEAH!



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really gives you alot to think about

Brendan Rodgers
Jun 11, 2014




TheBigAristotle posted:

There's something so encapsulating about that one, though. Berba, slumming it at Fulham, just deading a field-switching ball and passing it off.

That one's easier than it looks tbh, like for real that's the kinda thing you see sometimes in Sunday league though maybe with a shorter pass. Berbs has deffo done better I doubt he counts it in his top ten.

Doing a touch like Baggio's or Suarez' while running onto the ball is insanely difficult.

GreatestLurker
Sep 12, 2011
If we're counting first-time passes as well (and it seems we are with Mahrez's), nothing really beats this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5nlbfsMoTwM

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost
Someone post that David Silva one-touch volley assist from a couple seasons ago.

Ewar Woowar
Feb 25, 2007

Gigi Galli posted:

I laughed at that. A bit of magic in a total shithouse league and he just brushes it off like its nothing.

UPPER 90!

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/AlexChaffer/sta...r%3D986%23pti28

PirateBob
Jun 14, 2003

Chas McGill posted:

Geraldao's is my favourite...his run up is perfect, the camera angle is perfect

Geraldao's is my favorite as well. Love a good reverse curve goal.

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



https://twitter.com/ActualFutbol/status/874730902315835393

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59YzbqmMy4o

manchego
Feb 16, 2007

MEANWHILE,
Not British, but I assume you highlight on a daily basis the fact that your prime minister if the female version of Wallace from Wallace and Gromit, yes?

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



Sorry for the facebook link but this is pretty cool

https://www.facebook.com/FutbolGalacticoCostaRica/videos/1710148975680392/

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009
https://twitter.com/s04_en/status/875727607698006016

brocked
Oct 25, 2005

All shall love me and despair!
image dump time!





























TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer
Lindelof owns

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Weaponized Cum
Aug 31, 2004


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