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Neddy Seagoon: Oct 12, 2012; "Hi Everybody!"

RoboRodent posted:

Once he attacked a bear and won.

God drat :catstare:

. You can't just leave the story at that, we need details!

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Horsey McHorseface: Jun 5, 2017

a kitten posted:

Walt's owner posts (used to post? I haven't looked in ages) in the yospos cat thread, here is Walt when he was still a feral kitten before being rescued.

and after

Walt

Walt-er

Goons. They're everywhere...

Neddy Seagoon posted:

God drat . You can't just leave the story at that, we need details!

# ? Jun 11, 2017 03:31

Comptroll The Forums: Apr 25, 2007; DON'T HURT MY FEE FEES!

Is there anything better than puppies running through leaf piles? I say no.

# ? Jun 11, 2017 03:37

RoboRodent: Sep 19, 2012

Neddy Seagoon posted:

God drat . You can't just leave the story at that, we need details!

Last summer, my stepmom went to go let him out in the morning. Of their three cats, Sam is the only one who's allowed outside unsupervised, because outdoor cats in the woods lead short lives, but it's hard to turn a previously feral cat into a 100% indoor cat. Too late she realised there was a bear sniffing around in their carport, and tried to close the door, but Sam bolted. He leapt, snarling, onto the bear's back, and sank all his claws and teeth into it. The bear panicked and tried to run, Sam rode it down the driveway, it crashed through some juniper bushes and tried to leap the fence, failed in this but managed to break the fence and shake Sam loose, it got up and clambered over and took off through the neighbour's property at a run, probably off to poo poo itself in the woods.

Sam came back to the house extremely pleased with himself. We're talking black bear, not grizzly, but still. He got extra treats that day.

He is a good catte.

# ? Jun 11, 2017 03:41

Neddy Seagoon: Oct 12, 2012; "Hi Everybody!"

RoboRodent posted:

Last summer, my stepmom went to go let him out in the morning. Of their three cats, Sam is the only one who's allowed outside unsupervised, because outdoor cats in the woods lead short lives, but it's hard to turn a previously feral cat into a 100% indoor cat. Too late she realised there was a bear sniffing around in their carport, and tried to close the door, but Sam bolted. He leapt, snarling, onto the bear's back, and sank all his claws and teeth into it. The bear panicked and tried to run, Sam rode it down the driveway, it crashed through some juniper bushes and tried to leap the fence, failed in this but managed to break the fence and shake Sam loose, it got up and clambered over and took off through the neighbour's property at a run, probably off to poo poo itself in the woods.

Sam came back to the house extremely pleased with himself. We're talking black bear, not grizzly, but still. He got extra treats that day.

He is a good catte.

Woah now, that's hosed up. Sam isn't a good catte.

Sam is the best catte :catstare:

# ? Jun 11, 2017 03:50

StrixNebulosa: Feb 14, 2012; You cheated not only the game, but yourself.
But most of all, you cheated BABA

RoboRodent posted:

Last summer, my stepmom went to go let him out in the morning. Of their three cats, Sam is the only one who's allowed outside unsupervised, because outdoor cats in the woods lead short lives, but it's hard to turn a previously feral cat into a 100% indoor cat. Too late she realised there was a bear sniffing around in their carport, and tried to close the door, but Sam bolted. He leapt, snarling, onto the bear's back, and sank all his claws and teeth into it. The bear panicked and tried to run, Sam rode it down the driveway, it crashed through some juniper bushes and tried to leap the fence, failed in this but managed to break the fence and shake Sam loose, it got up and clambered over and took off through the neighbour's property at a run, probably off to poo poo itself in the woods.

Sam came back to the house extremely pleased with himself. We're talking black bear, not grizzly, but still. He got extra treats that day.

He is a good catte.

Holy flipflops you have the coolest cat!

# ? Jun 11, 2017 03:51

citybeatnik: Mar 1, 2013; You Are All
WEIRDOS

RoboRodent posted:

Last summer, my stepmom went to go let him out in the morning. Of their three cats, Sam is the only one who's allowed outside unsupervised, because outdoor cats in the woods lead short lives, but it's hard to turn a previously feral cat into a 100% indoor cat. Too late she realised there was a bear sniffing around in their carport, and tried to close the door, but Sam bolted. He leapt, snarling, onto the bear's back, and sank all his claws and teeth into it. The bear panicked and tried to run, Sam rode it down the driveway, it crashed through some juniper bushes and tried to leap the fence, failed in this but managed to break the fence and shake Sam loose, it got up and clambered over and took off through the neighbour's property at a run, probably off to poo poo itself in the woods.

Sam came back to the house extremely pleased with himself. We're talking black bear, not grizzly, but still. He got extra treats that day.

He is a good catte.

I think your stepmom might have adopted Greebo.

# ? Jun 11, 2017 03:55

RoboRodent: Sep 19, 2012

citybeatnik posted:

I think your stepmom might have adopted Greebo.

Entirely possible.

Rest assured that when I visit I take every opportunity to bury my face in his fluff and cuddle him like a baby.

# ? Jun 11, 2017 03:57

Trig Discipline: Jun 3, 2008; Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.; Grimey Drawer

a kitten posted:

Walt's owner posts (used to post? I haven't looked in ages) in the yospos cat thread

He still posts, albeit not as regularly as he used to. Posted some Walt just a few days ago, if I recall correctly.

# ? Jun 11, 2017 04:26

Trig Discipline: Jun 3, 2008; Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.; Grimey Drawer

For Walt's story it's probably best to just go through JZSG's posts in that thread. Walt shows up on page 10.

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3201527&userid=85772&perpage=40&pagenumber=10

# ? Jun 11, 2017 04:28

StrixNebulosa: Feb 14, 2012; You cheated not only the game, but yourself.
But most of all, you cheated BABA

https://twitter.com/ItsRibbit/status/873751416418050049

# ? Jun 11, 2017 05:03

Neddy Seagoon: Oct 12, 2012; "Hi Everybody!"

Trig Discipline posted:

For Walt's story it's probably best to just go through JZSG's posts in that thread. Walt shows up on page 10.

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3201527&userid=85772&perpage=40&pagenumber=10

Walt is an awesome Meth Cat :allears:

# ? Jun 11, 2017 05:06

a kitten: Aug 5, 2006

Excellent, more Walt is a great goodness.

# ? Jun 11, 2017 05:12

BurntCornMuffin: Jan 9, 2009

Meet Bard and Miko. I don't think I could ever get them to sit still enough for a shot like that again.

# ? Jun 11, 2017 05:35

Pastry of the Year: Apr 12, 2013

RoboRodent posted:

Last summer, my stepmom went to go let him out in the morning. Of their three cats, Sam is the only one who's allowed outside unsupervised, because outdoor cats in the woods lead short lives, but it's hard to turn a previously feral cat into a 100% indoor cat. Too late she realised there was a bear sniffing around in their carport, and tried to close the door, but Sam bolted. He leapt, snarling, onto the bear's back, and sank all his claws and teeth into it. The bear panicked and tried to run, Sam rode it down the driveway, it crashed through some juniper bushes and tried to leap the fence, failed in this but managed to break the fence and shake Sam loose, it got up and clambered over and took off through the neighbour's property at a run, probably off to poo poo itself in the woods.

Sam came back to the house extremely pleased with himself. We're talking black bear, not grizzly, but still. He got extra treats that day.

He is a good catte.

omg TERMINAL SWEETIE PIE

I always like to think my cats would defend me, were I disabled in some way and threatened, but every time the house so much as creaks we all go :catstare:

, well, I doubt it.

# ? Jun 11, 2017 05:37

Facebook Aunt: Oct 4, 2008; wiggle wiggle

Pastry of the Year posted:

omg TERMINAL SWEETIE PIE

I always like to think my cats would defend me, were I disabled in some way and threatened, but every time the house so much as creaks we all go , well, I doubt it.

This cat wasn't necessarily protecting the human either. He just knows if you let the bears hang around the next thing you know they are in the house eating all the food and playing piano. gently caress that noise.

# ? Jun 11, 2017 06:18

Tlacuache: Jul 3, 2007; Cross my heart, smack me dead, stick a lobster on my head.

This is Tonks. He was hit by a truck as a baby and is kind of dumb and has cat anxiety. He's wearing a felted top hat I made him out of his own fur and holding onto his most prized possession, his mouse. (As I type this from my phone I'm being led around while he chirps and yells while still holding the mouse.)

# ? Jun 11, 2017 06:45

Malachite_Dragon: Mar 31, 2010; Weaving Merry Christmas magic

Tux passed away this morning before I came home from my shift. Thank you for the happy silly cats, they help rather a lot.

# ? Jun 11, 2017 06:59

StrixNebulosa: Feb 14, 2012; You cheated not only the game, but yourself.
But most of all, you cheated BABA

Malachite_Dragon posted:

Tux passed away this morning before I came home from my shift. Thank you for the happy silly cats, they help rather a lot.

I am so sorry.

# ? Jun 11, 2017 07:01

Malachite_Dragon: Mar 31, 2010; Weaving Merry Christmas magic

Little goblinoid bastard who answered more to "DAMMIT!" than his actual name. The apartment is way too quiet now with his constant talking.
E: i think i unfucked the pictures?

Malachite_Dragon has a new favorite as of 07:17 on Jun 11, 2017

# ? Jun 11, 2017 07:07

Depressio111117: Oct 18, 2014; A whole world of imagination beyond the oompah band.

Trig Discipline posted:

For Walt's story it's probably best to just go through JZSG's posts in that thread. Walt shows up on page 10.

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3201527&userid=85772&perpage=40&pagenumber=10

Proclick

# ? Jun 11, 2017 07:12

Synthbuttrange: May 6, 2007

Here's my tux being furious that it's several hours before dinnertime.

# ? Jun 11, 2017 07:27

Malachite_Dragon: Mar 31, 2010; Weaving Merry Christmas magic

mine would do the exact same thing, but with more :byodood:

complaining.
His name was Sergeant Tux, I feel I should fully explain. My sister's boyfriend at the time named him.

# ? Jun 11, 2017 07:43

StrixNebulosa: Feb 14, 2012; You cheated not only the game, but yourself.
But most of all, you cheated BABA

https://twitter.com/tatuya01/status/873461981759459328

https://twitter.com/saitamakita/status/865481496546521088

StrixNebulosa has a new favorite as of 10:13 on Jun 11, 2017

# ? Jun 11, 2017 10:01

Perestroika: Apr 8, 2010

http://i.imgur.com/QbOfuEQ.mp4

# ? Jun 11, 2017 10:56

Dick Trauma: Nov 30, 2007; God damn it, you've got to be kind.

Perestroika posted:

http://i.imgur.com/QbOfuEQ.mp4

They looked so guilty but they were only... coveting...

# ? Jun 11, 2017 11:56

Megabound: Oct 20, 2012

Horsey McHorseface posted:

Hey cute thread,

I don't want to monopolise the thread with personal bullshit that doesn't belong here, but I would greatly appreciate any/all forms of fat cats or cats being walked on leads.

(I shall contribute with my own cat, who is neither fat nor on a lead, when I get home from work. I'm pretty sure she fits the Cute Thread profile nonetheless, but I will let you guys be the judges.)

Also, I would like to point out that those cats in hats are simple wonderful.

I'm late but here's Scoops on a walk.

# ? Jun 11, 2017 12:04

TehRedWheelbarrow: Mar 16, 2011; Fan of Britches

Perestroika posted:

http://i.imgur.com/QbOfuEQ.mp4

this is me every day x2

# ? Jun 11, 2017 12:27

Malachite_Dragon: Mar 31, 2010; Weaving Merry Christmas magic

Dick Trauma posted:

They looked so guilty but they were only... coveting...

The guilt of knowing what they want is Forbidden. :3:

# ? Jun 11, 2017 12:36

Horsey McHorseface: Jun 5, 2017

Megabound posted:

I'm late but here's Scoops on a walk.

Never too late to post good cattes, but thank you for taking the time to do so

I love Scoops.

Malachite_Dragon posted:

Tux passed away this morning before I came home from my shift. Thank you for the happy silly cats, they help rather a lot.

I am so sorry for your loss. I hope these pics of my ~~house~~ windowsill cat help a little.

A true hunter (she saw a bug).

# ? Jun 11, 2017 13:01

Lagnar: Feb 23, 2013

Blackie isn't this most noble creature, but I love her all the same!

# ? Jun 11, 2017 13:55

Humbug Scoolbus: Apr 25, 2008; The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.; Clapping Larry

Talbot's favorite, "Human, I shall let you live" stare...

Lying down on the living room floor about to start doing my crunches and this happens...

# ? Jun 11, 2017 15:03

a kitten: Aug 5, 2006

http://i.imgur.com/dh04k66.gifv

# ? Jun 11, 2017 15:58

Phlegmish: Jul 2, 2011

RoboRodent posted:

Last summer, my stepmom went to go let him out in the morning. Of their three cats, Sam is the only one who's allowed outside unsupervised, because outdoor cats in the woods lead short lives, but it's hard to turn a previously feral cat into a 100% indoor cat. Too late she realised there was a bear sniffing around in their carport, and tried to close the door, but Sam bolted. He leapt, snarling, onto the bear's back, and sank all his claws and teeth into it. The bear panicked and tried to run, Sam rode it down the driveway, it crashed through some juniper bushes and tried to leap the fence, failed in this but managed to break the fence and shake Sam loose, it got up and clambered over and took off through the neighbour's property at a run, probably off to poo poo itself in the woods.

Sam came back to the house extremely pleased with himself. We're talking black bear, not grizzly, but still. He got extra treats that day.

He is a good catte.

Cats are scared of everything except bears for some reason.

# ? Jun 11, 2017 16:24

hamsystem: Nov 11, 2010; Fuzzy pickles!

We had to take Mugs, aka Moo, to the vet because he wasn't eating. Turns out his front teeth were too crowded and causing him pain so they have him the full hillbilly: