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a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

oh no

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stringball
Mar 17, 2009

can you measure the failure of a game console in teraflops

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
we know the price?

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Mr President posted:

Apperantly Neogaf bitched that the new Crash bandicoot wasn't diverse enough so now the game allows you to play as Crash's sister in all 3 games so you aren't forced to play as a male.

can you play as a character that doesn't look terrible?

Brother Entropy
Dec 27, 2009

Mr President posted:

Apperantly Neogaf bitched that the new Crash bandicoot didn't subscribe to their extreme ID politics doctrine so now the game allows you to play as Crash's sister in all 3 games so you aren't forced to play as a male.

cool joke, love to lol @ the idea of identity politics with my fellow gamers

Fargin Icehole
Feb 19, 2011

Pet me.
This is awful.

Erata
May 11, 2009
Lipstick Apathy
It's so boring that I'm imagining a limited edition energy drink tie-in that prides itself on using anti-venom an an ingredient with Xbox Scorpions. :geno:

The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

MatPat is speaking three times as loudly because he's used to being on Youtube

or maybe that's just how annoying he is in real life too

lets hang out
Jan 10, 2015

Matthew Robert Patrick, also known by screen name MatPat, is an American internet personality, actor, writer, and producer.

Terper
Jun 26, 2012


Guy Goodbody posted:

can you play as a character that doesn't look terrible?

Wow, congrats on being playable in the new Crash Bandicoot

Erata
May 11, 2009
Lipstick Apathy
Giantbomb saved me from the Youtuber variety minute.

Fat_Cow
Dec 12, 2009

Every time I yank a jawbone from a skull and ram it into an eyesocket, I know I'm building a better future.

Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.
[the best pixels anybody has ever seen

Shindragon
Jun 6, 2011

by Athanatos

Quest For Glory II posted:

E3 IS ONLY A THEORY

IS E3 ACTUALLY A DREAM?

Took me a second what the hell you meant, shows how much I can recognize a youtuber.

Fargin Icehole
Feb 19, 2011

Pet me.

lets hang out posted:

Matthew Robert Patrick, also known by screen name MatPat, is an American internet personality, actor, writer, and producer.

neat wikipedia opener

Brother Entropy
Dec 27, 2009

giantbomb is up if you want somewhat less embarrassing gamermen on your screen

the good fax machine
Feb 26, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
Is that guy missing a leg orrrr

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

Brother Entropy posted:

giantbomb is up if you want somewhat less embarrassing gamermen on your screen

No thanks

Jonas Albrecht
Jun 7, 2012


What stream are yall watching?

SomeMathGuy
Oct 4, 2014

The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

Brother Entropy posted:

giantbomb is up if you want somewhat less embarrassing gamermen on your screen

Although we are being subjected to vicious Vinny puns.

Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010

XBOX OIPROCS

Erata
May 11, 2009
Lipstick Apathy
Scope that Scorp Box.

Macaluso
Sep 23, 2005

I HATE THAT HEDGEHOG, BROTHER!
I hear Ori and the Blind Forest sequel has been leaked and that's literally the only thing I need this entire E3. gently caress. Yes.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Will Xbox Scorpio have BLAST PROCESSING?

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Jonas Albrecht posted:

What stream are yall watching?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39HaM-mh7LM

lets hang out
Jan 10, 2015

did bosman win tetris yet

Internet Kraken
Apr 24, 2010

slightly amused

This is going to be a disaster.

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

Internet Kraken posted:

This is going to be a disaster.

it's like something from 2005

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

Jonas Albrecht posted:

What stream are yall watching?

im watching the IGN one at the moment

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IS9rnShRytc

Jonas Albrecht
Jun 7, 2012



Thanks!

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Will Xbox Scorpio have BLAST PROCESSING?

In the sense that it will literally explode and burn down your house, yes.

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?

Zaphod42 posted:

[the best pixels anybody has ever seen

Is that you David cage?

The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

i'm just going to call it the Orp

Fat_Cow
Dec 12, 2009

Every time I yank a jawbone from a skull and ram it into an eyesocket, I know I'm building a better future.

Bigger picture of the shill crowd

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Internet Kraken posted:

This is going to be a disaster.

I'm glad to see the death of the xbox

lets hang out
Jan 10, 2015

i've been working on fifa for 10 years

Internet Kraken
Apr 24, 2010

slightly amused
So did the Xbone get a single good exclusive in its entire lifespan?

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

I fully support the Xbox

trash person
Apr 5, 2006

Baby Executive is pleased with your performance!

Internet Kraken posted:

So did the Xbone get a single good exclusive in its entire lifespan?

Ori's pretty great

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ChickenHeart
Nov 28, 2007

Take me at your own risk.

Kiss From a Hog
Please please please let this powerful console break out of its containment matrix and slaughter the audience

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