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JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.

ColonelJohnMatrix posted:

Wow a new Porsche, like anyone there gives a gently caress

The exclusive reveal of a variant of a car that has not fundamentally changed its design in decades

EXCLUSIVE

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eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
that car destroyed the towers

Fargin Icehole
Feb 19, 2011

Pet me.
The only thing you can take away from this is that Porsche will actually BE in the game right off the bat, rather than two years later.

ass
Sep 22, 2011
Young Orc
sTOP POSTING SO FAST ASSHOLES

AngelesXO
May 15, 2009

first hot scorpio exclusive

Probad
Feb 24, 2013

I want to believe!
If they try to save the xbox by dedicating an e3 presentation to cars ...

Revolver Bunker
May 12, 2004

「この一撃にかけるっ!」
Does the new porsche have a built in XboneX?

exquisite tea
Apr 21, 2007

Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."


Microsoft again nailing what gamers want to see by advertising a sports car.

Mo_Steel
Mar 7, 2008

Let's Clock Into The Sunset Together

Fun Shoe
Porsche 911 never forget

GenericMartini
Oct 22, 2012

AYYYYY PAPI
oh gently caress this 9/11 car

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



Oh god, it's hideous too! :roflolmao:

Mr President
Nov 13, 2016

by Lowtax
Is this a game show or a CAR show?

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



A CAR!

Wait I wanted video games.

Dred Cosmonaut
Jan 6, 2010

There once was a tiger-striped cat.
WHOA HOLY SHITTTT!!!!!!! A CAR!!!!

TopHatGenius
Oct 3, 2008

something feels
different

Hot Rope Guy
Aww yeah "real" gameplay

MinionOfCthulhu
Oct 28, 2005

I got this title for free due to my proximity to an idiot who wanted to save $5 on an avatar by having someone else spend $9.95 instead.
THE PORSH UH
9
11

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo
porsche 911, uniting the two biggest enemies of america in modern history

Jimbot
Jul 22, 2008

Hell yes. Cars in my video game conference!

Strong Sauce
Jul 2, 2003

You know I am not really your father.





that felt like the scene the simpsons where homer unveils his homer car.

ChickenHeart
Nov 28, 2007

Take me at your own risk.

Kiss From a Hog
IT'S A MONSTER! KILL IT!

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

Are we still talking about the Xbox?

al-azad
May 28, 2009



is everyone wearing a "I witnessed" t-shirt a plant?

D1Sergo
May 5, 2006

Be sure to take a 15-minute break every hour.
Is anyone else hearing Fortza?


Also 9/11 never forget.

Suspicious Cook
Oct 9, 2012

Onward to burgers!
This is the best non-video game at E3 since Microsoft shilled Nike shoes on stage.

Help Im Alive
Nov 8, 2009

Where's danica patrick/sonic the hedgehog

Jonas Albrecht
Jun 7, 2012


ChickenHeart posted:

So what happens when little Billy drops the XXXbox and breaches the vape-chamber?

Don't even joke about that poo poo, man.

My Gimmick Name
Sep 11, 2004



Policenaut posted:

You laugh but this Porsche is the only exclusive this conference is gonna get.

gently caress

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


This is embarrassing.

The SituAsian
Oct 29, 2006

I'm a mess in distress
But we're still the best dressed
Women drivers amirite guys?

Dred Cosmonaut
Jan 6, 2010

There once was a tiger-striped cat.
this cars engine could torch at least 6 world trade centers

DalaranJ
Apr 15, 2008

Yosuke will now die for you.
Did they just unveil a car?

Argas
Jan 13, 2008
SRW Fanatic




hey entertainment for the masses, check out this thing you literally can't pay for with the lives of your entire extended family

Ougher
Jan 16, 2005
:siren: a car! :siren:

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
god bless you nintendo for not dong this

Miching Mallecho
May 24, 2010

:yeshaha:
This is a car, none of you will be able to buy

Lessail
Apr 1, 2011

:cry::cry:
tell me how vgk aren't playing like shit again
:cry::cry:
p.s. help my grapes are so sour!
911 lmao

MalarkeyToboggan
Jan 4, 2015



Every Porsche looks the same. Come at me car goons!

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



THE REAL AND DIGITAL WORLDS ARE MERGING :supaburn:

Desperate Character
Apr 13, 2009
seriously showing off the 9/11 porche in Dubai HOLY poo poo

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romanowski
Nov 10, 2012

what the gently caress is this poo poo

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