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vanisher

hey what's that in the cage... does anyone have the key to the cell?



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The gap is small, and the only available way to go is down the tube with the caution tape. We can't take all our items with us, the duck costume and hat wont fit though the opening. The janitor ducks are fumbling through their large ring of keys trying to open the cell



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vanisher

Ultra Spoot posted:

Does Crab still have the ultimate weapon? Maybe he can quietly slash those bricks to bits like a crab ninja. A crabinja.

The ultimate weapon is hidden within our suit and may be tricky to use while in duck mode. Although its grabbing features might allow us to move the brick more easily, we'd be visible to the nearby ducks and captured for sure



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Manifisto


well we're built to scuttle. scuttlin's what we do. losing the costume is a bit unfortunate though.

still, I'm very curious to discover nestco's potentially disturbing secrets

can we bring part of the duck costume along to act as sort of a parachute/wedge when we reach the other end of the tunnel, so we don't (say) get deposited into some sort of processing unit?

Scaly Haylie

whisper "i'm sorry" to our lover and leave them behind

vanisher

Manifisto posted:

can we bring part of the duck costume along to act as sort of a parachute/wedge when we reach the other end of the tunnel, so we don't (say) get deposited into some sort of processing unit?

We can't bear the thought of damaging her any more.



We buckle our items under the belt, and attach the badge. We are feeling strong



We narrowly escape the ducks



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vanisher



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vanisher



We've landed in pile of sticks



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Munchables

Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

>look around

Sing Along

by Athanatos
build a beachhead fortress out of sticks

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This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!

Manifisto


!!!

untold riches!!!

as, uh, far as the group of crabs we met are concerned, I guess

ShinyBirdTeeth

sparkle sparkle sparkle
can we fashion a small crabcart out of sticks to haul our treasure of also sticks?

Sham bam bamina!

ƨtupid cat
now all we need is a pile of tentacles

Pinche Rudo

Make a punji stick trap and put it underneath the pipe in case anyone tries to follow us

Sensual Simian

summer jorts
nestco sounds...bad, almost as though it should be set ablaze.

rub the sticks together and burn Nestco to the dang ground. it is time for a new crab empire to arise from the ashes of nestco. the birdocrats have reigned for too long and their feathers shall provide powerful fuel for ushering in the crabocalypse.

rub them sticks and start a fire, baby.

Manifisto


Sensual Simian posted:

nestco sounds...bad, almost as though it should be set ablaze.

rub the sticks together and burn Nestco to the dang ground. it is time for a new crab empire to arise from the ashes of nestco. the birdocrats have reigned for too long and their feathers shall provide powerful fuel for ushering in the crabocalypse.

rub them sticks and start a fire, baby.

ah, but our lost love was . . . well not a bird exactly, an image of a bird. but still. there may be at least something redeeming in birdkind. was it not a seagull who built the pile of shells that showed us the way at the beginning of our adventure?

I say, at a minimum we should find out what exactly nestco does with these sticks before we consider burning it down

on a more practical note, these sticks are precisely what crabville needs to build an arsenal of tentacle-pop weapons . . . are we so sure we'll be able to find more sticks??

now if we were outside of bird town and needed to get in, I might be in favor of building a trojan duck

that idea might still have some merit, but I think we need to look around a little before deciding what use to make of these sticks

Robot Made of Meat

Manifisto posted:


on a more practical note, these sticks are precisely what crabville needs to build an arsenal of tentacle-pop weapons . . . are we so sure we'll be able to find more sticks??


Oh, Manifisto. To wait until one is certain before taking action is to foredoom oneself to eternal uncertainty. The Ultimate Weapon has not failed us in the past, and there's no reason to doubt that it will in future. Semper Stickus, I say!


Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

vanisher

Munchables posted:

>look around





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vanisher

Socks4Hands posted:

build a beachhead fortress out of sticks

Jenkem Delivery posted:

Make a punji stick trap and put it underneath the pipe in case anyone tries to follow us

Sensual Simian posted:

rub them sticks and start a fire, baby.

The sticks are old and dried up, like they've been here for many years. Soft enough to break our fall. Too brittle for a punji trap or beachhead fortress. We might be able to use them as kindling, but they might not be enough of a fuel source to light the whole building, even if we could start a fire with them.

vanisher fucked around with this message at 06:02 on Jun 13, 2017



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Munchables

Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

vanisher posted:

The sticks are old and dried up, like they've been here for many years. Soft enough to break our fall. Too brittle for a punji trap or beachhead fortress. We might be able to use them as kindling, but they might not be enough of a fuel source to light the while building, even if we could start a fire with them.

If we're gonna burn this mother down, our best friend is our best weapon.

Munchables

Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

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Sensual Simian

summer jorts
try to find other "salve" crabs, start a "union," burn down "the" bird building

Sham bam bamina!

ƨtupid cat
it is well-known among the ducks that crab flesh can be processed into a peerlessly effective salve... perhaps this is what first drove a schism between the two races

Sham bam bamina!

ƨtupid cat
we should save the salve crabs from this awful fate

Twenty Four


Vandalize that poster, scratch a funny face on it! Search for the slave crabs!

Sensual Simian

summer jorts
vandalize the poster and look for slaves

Sensual Simian

summer jorts
and clean your glasses, they're probably dirty

vanisher



We've vandalized the poster, and taken it with us.

vanisher fucked around with this message at 18:12 on Jun 14, 2017



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Twenty Four


Approved! Hopefully the search is on then!

Manifisto


apparently our destiny, perhaps, is to free the crab salves/slaves, arm them with sticks, and get everyone out of this joint alive

or not, as the case may be

Twenty Four


Manifisto posted:

apparently our destiny, perhaps, is to free the crab salves/slaves, arm them with sticks, and get everyone out of this joint alive

or not, as the case may be

Thats what I am thinking!

Sensual Simian

summer jorts
https://youtu.be/LJCTRpvBOb8

the fire rises @ 0:50

vanisher



There's a security keycode needed to enter a door marked "restricted," then just to the left of that there's a passage to "rest quarters"

There's also what appears to be a powered down conveyor belt leading into another area.



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vanisher

We attempt the keypad to see if a random series of button smashing will open the door, but it appears to be powered down.



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Manifisto


vanisher posted:

We attempt the keypad to see if a random series of button smashing will open the door, but it appears to be powered down.

as a yobcrab we are obligated to try all the funny numbers just in case

if/when that doesn't work, the conveyor belt is interesting. are there obvious controls for the mechanism? can we turn it on/off etc?

the rest quarters are also noteworthy and are probably worth checking out before actually scuttling down the conveyor belt, but it might be helpful to know our options in case we need to leave in a hurry

Sensual Simian

summer jorts
if there were a little space between the floor and the bottoms of the doors, maybe we could attempt to slide a crypt message underneath, the slave crab poster perhaps.

if that's is not possible then it looks like we're going to witness whatever horrors await us on the far side of the conveyor belt. god save our soul.

Sham bam bamina!

ƨtupid cat
collect the quarters for use in any coin slots that may lie ahead

vanisher

Sensual Simian posted:

if there were a little space between the floor and the bottoms of the doors, maybe we could attempt to slide a crypt message underneath, the slave crab poster perhaps.
if that's is not possible then it looks like we're going to witness whatever horrors await us on the far side of the conveyor belt. god save our soul.

Manifisto posted:

as a yobcrab we are obligated to try all the funny numbers just in case
if/when that doesn't work, the conveyor belt is interesting. are there obvious controls for the mechanism? can we turn it on/off etc?
the rest quarters are also noteworthy and are probably worth checking out before actually scuttling down the conveyor belt, but it might be helpful to know our options in case we need to leave in a hurry

There doesn't appear to be any power to the conveyor belt, although we could walk across it.. The door is tightly sealed.



The conveyor belt seems to have three options and a power button

It's a grizzly scene in the rest chambers, some dead crabs and a pile of rotten crab food. There's a map on the floor of some kind and some scribblings.



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vanisher



A scuttling is heard from the corner...

"You... you're not one of the worker crabs... how did you get here?"

vanisher fucked around with this message at 06:47 on Jun 16, 2017



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16pcCutlerySet

deplorable
We have an accomplice! We need to see if stockholm syndrome has set in

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