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chunkles
Aug 14, 2005

i am completely immersed in darkness
as i turn my body away from the sun
Here's an offseason concept for ya: a jumbotron made of glass, inside which is a smaller court for 3v3 games.

Footwork would become much more appreciated as an aspect of the game if fans were situated beneath the players

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EvanTH
Apr 24, 2004

i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd
plus we can look up their shorts and see some real NBA ball

Libertine
Jun 21, 2004

When I die, I hope they say I made the eSports industry a better place than I made millions of dollars.
I have to hit the PEDs hard just to keep up with the intense level of posting ITT.

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



Libertine posted:

I have to hit the PEDs hard just to keep up with the intense level of posting ITT.

last offseason i gained 15 pounds of fat from practicing my posting workouts

chunkles
Aug 14, 2005

i am completely immersed in darkness
as i turn my body away from the sun

EvanTH posted:

plus we can look up their shorts and see some real NBA ball

jumbotronball is played in unitards, so you can truly appreciate lebron's curves

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

Shear Modulus posted:

last offseason i gained 15 pounds of fat from practicing my posting workouts

My post game is poo poo year round.

If you stay ready you ain't gotta get ready.

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
Whoa https://twitter.com/MylesMill/status/874027830304223233

chunkles
Aug 14, 2005

i am completely immersed in darkness
as i turn my body away from the sun

smdh they took pictures of all the guns & ammo but none of the weed

Time
Aug 1, 2011

It Was All A Dream

he needs all the ammo because after all these years he still cant shoot

Time
Aug 1, 2011

It Was All A Dream
Whew, was worried someone else was going to beat me to the obvious burn and thats a sin in SAS

Lockback
Sep 3, 2006

All days are nights to see till I see thee; and nights bright days when dreams do show me thee.

roundmidnight posted:

I'll take the bet.

My quest to make other people pay for charities continues. For this bet, I have selected the Environmental Defense Fund, a highly rated charity to defend this doomed planet.

http://www.edfaction.org/

Tae
Oct 24, 2010

Hello? Can you hear me? ...Perhaps if I shout? AAAAAAAAAH!
Nba "star"

Time
Aug 1, 2011

It Was All A Dream

Tae posted:

Nba "star"

I mean, he had a movie made about him

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Time posted:

he needs all the ammo because after all these years he still cant shoot

Lmfao

The B_36
Jul 10, 2012

chunkles posted:

smdh they took pictures of all the guns & ammo but none of the weed

I guess I'll never understand why rich pro athletes would take the risk of owning a bunch of firearms and potentially put their careers in jeopardy. It can't be for personal protection right? They have bodyguards for that. If it's just for a collection or whatever, then why don't you get the proper permits? You can afford it.

Libertine
Jun 21, 2004

When I die, I hope they say I made the eSports industry a better place than I made millions of dollars.

Time posted:

he needs all the ammo because after all these years he still cant shoot

The nets will remain scorched all week long from this post

Lockback
Sep 3, 2006

All days are nights to see till I see thee; and nights bright days when dreams do show me thee.

The B_36 posted:

I guess I'll never understand why rich pro athletes would take the risk of owning a bunch of firearms and potentially put their careers in jeopardy. It can't be for personal protection right? They have bodyguards for that. If it's just for a collection or whatever, then why don't you get the proper permits? You can afford it.

Telfair hasn't played ball in 2 years and didn't really make "have hired bodyguards around you the rest of your life" money. Not that a Tech-9 or whatever that is is practical personal protection or anything.

Jota
May 6, 2003

uga-booga uga-booga

Time posted:

he needs all the ammo because after all these years he still cant shoot

RaySmuckles
Oct 14, 2009


:vapes:
Grimey Drawer

Lockback posted:

Telfair hasn't played ball in 2 years and didn't really make "have hired bodyguards around you the rest of your life" money. Not that a Tech-9 or whatever that is is practical personal protection or anything.

i think its a pistol caliber AR

drat, some of those rounds were chambered. that's pretty nuts

tec-9? lmao

chunkles posted:

smdh they took pictures of all the guns & ammo but none of the weed

too much weed/already been "confiscated"


seriously though, the gently caress does he have all that poo poo for? oh, also where's BK?

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



BK means brooklyn

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


taking the kg going to war speech literally

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

RaySmuckles posted:

seriously though, the gently caress does he have all that poo poo for? oh, also where's BK?

Burger King has locations across the United States and even in Europe and Asia

Time
Aug 1, 2011

It Was All A Dream

Metapod posted:

Burger King has locations across the United States and even in Europe and Asia

lol

RaySmuckles
Oct 14, 2009


:vapes:
Grimey Drawer

Metapod posted:

Burger King has locations across the United States and even in Europe and Asia

well you know what they say, "you come at the king, you best not miss"

chunkles
Aug 14, 2005

i am completely immersed in darkness
as i turn my body away from the sun

RaySmuckles posted:

i think its a pistol caliber AR

drat, some of those rounds were chambered. that's pretty nuts

tec-9? lmao

look some of us learned everything we know about guns from counter-strike

Redgrendel2001
Sep 1, 2006

you literally think a person saying their NBA team of choice being better than the fucking 76ers is a 'schtick'

a literal thing you think.

Tec-9 seems like a gun with the appropriate shooting accuracy for Telfair.

The B_36
Jul 10, 2012

Lockback posted:

Telfair hasn't played ball in 2 years and didn't really make "have hired bodyguards around you the rest of your life" money. Not that a Tech-9 or whatever that is is practical personal protection or anything.

He's made almost $20 million in his career, that's enough money for a bodyguard (if he hasn't blown it all on guns and weed).

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



what exactly is the point of being an nba player if not buying guns and weed?

Spacebump
Dec 24, 2003

Dallas Mavericks: Generations

Shear Modulus posted:

what exactly is the point of being an nba player if not buying guns and weed?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U2hA1Zej5HY

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

Does it say Mark Wahlberg on the back

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs
He's the one taking the picture

Libertine
Jun 21, 2004

When I die, I hope they say I made the eSports industry a better place than I made millions of dollars.
If you need to mount up to destroy your enemies and scour the earth of their presence you need to talk to Delonte West.

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

Journeyman PGs seem to have a rough fall at the end of their career. I'm glad Earl Watson got that coaching job or he'd be out gun shopping right now

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

WhyteRyce posted:

Journeyman PGs seem to have a rough fall at the end of their career. I'm glad Earl Watson got that coaching job or he'd be out gun shopping right now

Luke Ridnour head of a meth operation

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


hinrich on a bank robbery spree across the midwest as the Compression Sleeve Bandit

chunkles
Aug 14, 2005

i am completely immersed in darkness
as i turn my body away from the sun

R.D. Mangles posted:

hinrich on a bank robbery spree across the midwest as the Compression Sleeve Bandit

kirk hinrich is pursuing gainful employment as an actor. he was an extra in the new mummy movie.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


chunkles posted:

kirk hinrich is pursuing gainful employment as an actor. he was an extra in the new mummy movie.

lol i almost made this exact same joke, i love this obsolete message board

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

On no, not pot

Also, thats a lot of guns and ammo

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elime anning
Nov 19, 2002

Morbid Hound
This has been a tremendous page of posting after a rough stretch of saltiness and politics. Well done everyone

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