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bitterandtwisted
Sep 4, 2006




I just learned Trump's new UK ambassador is named "Woody Johnson"

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Dr. Faustus
Feb 18, 2001

Grimey Drawer

Clitch posted:

"Helly Daddy's tiny haaaaaaaaands. Mother must be on guard agaaaaaaaain."
Thank you both for this.

LordSloth posted:

I look at it and I see avatar material, title: "Despair"

Also:

Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012


pls don't leak the title card for the next Overwatch event

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod


Just realized that lol looks like a man throwing his arms up in frustration or maybe completely disbelief

Which is highly fitting for the Trump presidency

So lol

cool new Metroid game
Oct 7, 2009

hail satan

bitterandtwisted posted:

I just learned Trump's new UK ambassador is named "Woody Johnson"

wasn't that supposed to happen months ago but the trump administration never actually bothered to formally nominate him along with thousands of other positions so the old deputy chief ambassador is running poo poo instead?

turn off the TV
Aug 4, 2010

moderately annoying

Madcosby posted:

https://twitter.com/KilloughCNN/status/873986665039241216

im the bride that rushes to greet the president

https://twitter.com/CNN/status/874213944499609602

Warm und Fuzzy
Jun 20, 2006

Neukoln19 posted:

when donald trump sits around the white house he sits around the white house :smuggo:

Yo president so fat when he orders secret service he orders secret room service.

turn off the TV
Aug 4, 2010

moderately annoying

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/874218586155479040

!

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006


Do you think he tries to invoke prima nocta?

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Leaker in chief,

Israel Successfully Hacked ISIS Computers; Trump Leaked It to the Russians, NYT Reports

The source of the classified intelligence that U.S. President Donald Trump shared with Russian officials in May was information Israel obtained after hacking computers belonging to ISIS, the New York Times reported Monday.

http://www.haaretz.com/us-news/1.795260

lol

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

more like wee-ma noct-piss

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
I hope Pink Floyd gets back together and makes a concept album about Baron

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Altright VS nazis

:nws: due to swearing and whatnot,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGe364k40tg

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

https://twitter.com/BrockSiebert/status/873397922540421121

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
Orb in the news!

UFO hunters spot 'weird orb' while lost in hills near Boston
http://www.foxnews.com/science/2017/06/11/ufo-hunters-spot-weird-orb-while-lost-in-hills-near-boston.html

Plavski
Feb 1, 2006

I could be a revolutionary
for centuries, yearbooks have been a bastion of free speech and civil rights... a safe space, if you will

taking away a republican's safe space requires action. we must protect our safe spaces

Scary!
Oct 22, 2012

by Nyc_Tattoo

Cthulu Carl posted:

Wish him into the corn field, Barron.

I wonder why he doesn't wish the (very) (sick) BAD MEN into the cornfield or turn them into jack in the boxes anymore. Have his Powers diminished with age???

Teriyaki Koinku
Nov 25, 2008

Bread! Bread! Bread!

Bread! BREAD! BREAD!

Feminasty Slut posted:

It really is a jim jones style death cult at this point lol

#RomneyDeathRally became real in 4 years.

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse

Heath posted:

Our Vice President hosed, and also ejaculated inside of, a horse.

That's how backward centaurs are made.

well why not
Feb 10, 2009




Lime Tonics posted:

Altright VS nazis

:nws: due to swearing and whatnot,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGe364k40tg

who is the good guys here? they all seem like hill people to me

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

Heath posted:

Our Vice President hosed, and also ejaculated inside of, a horse.

hell of a bareback sesh with them native marcans

ricro
Dec 22, 2008
From a Facebook discussion about Alex Jones

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost

SlipkPIe posted:

From a Facebook discussion about Alex Jones


Is Aaron holding a realdoll in his profile pic?

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape

SlipkPIe posted:

From a Facebook discussion about Alex Jones


This tickled my hmbols something vicious

Kumo
Jul 31, 2004

https://twitter.com/PreetBharara/status/874115787669336065

That's the former AG for New York. hmbol

bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo

well why not posted:

who is the good guys here? they all seem like hill people to me

Whoever loses, we win?

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



You know who definitely do not have projection issues: republicans.



As you might guess from the image caption, the play was Julius Cesar.



The non-lol part of the story is due to the imaginary controversy, several corporate sponsors have pulled support for Shakespeare in the Park.

Also, I'll be right back after I finish preparations for my new staging of MacBeth where Steve Banon is Lady MacBeth. (The three witches are definitely the media and obviously Obama is Duncan. Who is the doorkeeper, though? Maybe Ben Carson...)

Random Stranger fucked around with this message at 14:03 on Jun 12, 2017

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!


This dude is awesome.

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



Random Stranger posted:

The non-lol part of the story is due to the imaginary controversy, several corporate sponsors have pulled support for Shakespeare in the Park.

Also, I'll be right back after I finish preparations for my new staging of MacBeth where Steve Banon is Lady MacBeth. (The three witches are definitely the media and obviously Obama is Duncan. Who is the doorkeeper, though? Maybe Ben Carson...)

They should call in Det. Frank Drebin to protect the president from those weirdos.



Do you think the absurdly long tie thing is some sort of 80's "power business move" atavism like the toddler handshake? I mean at this level it has to be something he's choosing, presumably he has a body man who can tie his tie to a normal person length.

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar

Pac-Manioc Root posted:

Do you think the absurdly long tie thing is some sort of 80's "power business move" atavism like the toddler handshake? I mean at this level it has to be something he's choosing, presumably he has a body man who can tie his tie to a normal person length.

I never heard of this. My grandpa was pretty into that culture and he always told me that ties should always be a specific length and it wasn't nearly as long as the ties trump wears.

It's probably one of those situations where someone looks in the mirror and think something looks good and everyone is either too scared or doesn't have the heart to tell them it looks like poo poo, so it becomes a habit. At the same time though even if someone did tell him it looks terrible he seems like the type to just get longer ties out of spite and so he gets to feel right/smart.

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost

Pac-Manioc Root posted:

Do you think the absurdly long tie thing is some sort of 80's "power business move" atavism like the toddler handshake? I mean at this level it has to be something he's choosing, presumably he has a body man who can tie his tie to a normal person length.

It's the same reason people with small dicks like big guns and big cars

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!

Extra long ties make your hands look yuuuuge, it's an 80s power move thing

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!

I can't get over how much Barron looks like George Michael here.

Obligatory scene of Barron entering the White House:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VinOIVqWWWA

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

Lime Tonics posted:

Altright VS nazis

:nws: due to swearing and whatnot,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGe364k40tg

These guys, lmao

"You guys need to get on that real Nazi poo poo, boooooooooooy"

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes

mono posted:

Extra long ties make your hands look yuuuuge, it's an 80s power move thing

You need long ties to cover all that gut.

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



Now that his wife has moved back into the white house, is her boyfriend going to rent a place in DC?

Bob NewSCART
Feb 1, 2012

Outstanding afternoon. "I've often said there's nothing better for the inside of a man than the outside of a horse."

Pac-Manioc Root posted:

Now that his wife has moved back into the white house, is her boyfriend going to rent a place in DC?

Trump will sleep at the foot of the bed like a good dog.

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001

bitterandtwisted posted:

I just learned Trump's new UK ambassador is named "Woody Johnson"

Not yet, they still have to actually submit his nomination. Just in case anyone was worried about the swamp getting drained too fast, btw, "Woody" is Robert Wood Johnson IV, as in the Johnson and Johnson Johnsons, currently valued around $6 billion and the owner of the Jets

School Nickname
Apr 23, 2010

*fffffff-fffaaaaaaarrrtt*
:ussr:

Snake, Barron's codec frequency is on the back of the steak box.

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unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
Solid Steak

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