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DontMockMySmock
Aug 9, 2008

I got this title for the dumbest fucking possible take on sea shanties. Specifically, I derailed the meme thread because sailors in the 18th century weren't woke enough for me, and you shouldn't sing sea shanties. In fact, don't have any fun ever.
Someone didn't read the employee handbook.

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maltesh
May 20, 2004

Uncle Ben: Still Dead.
This seems like a huge tactical error, to attempt to even appear to blackmail Kat in fro9n of her fanatical prophet, and steal blessing she was making for him specifically

Makes me think that they're either not surveilling Robot as well as they should be, or they're setting him up for a sting.

Eighties ZomCom
Sep 10, 2008




:roboluv:

MatchaZed
Feb 14, 2010

We Can Do It!


DON'T. DATE. ROBOTS.

maswastaken
Nov 12, 2011

WilliamAnderson posted:

DON'T. DATE. ROBOTS.
I... don't think that's what the new body is for.

Demiurge4
Aug 10, 2011

Robot is going to be pissed when LoveBot steals his new bod.

QuantaStarFire
May 18, 2006


Grimey Drawer

WilliamAnderson posted:

DON'T. DATE. ROBOTS.

"If anyone asks, you're my debugger."

There Bias Two
Jan 13, 2009
I'm not a good person

maswastaken posted:

I... don't think that's what the new body is for.

Kat knows this. Her face speaks volumes.

"I didn't include any of that functionality..."

"That's naaaasty."

"Could I though...?"

"Do I want USB-C or should I make it proprietary?..."

There Bias Two fucked around with this message at 10:52 on Jun 12, 2017

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHcN4Gm8tzM

FronzelNeekburm
Jun 1, 2001

STOP, MORTTIME
I think the other Shadow Men might notice when one of their tin cans is suddenly flexing and sweating all over the place.

Geocities Homepage King
Nov 26, 2007

I have good news, and I have bad news.
Which do you want to hear first...?
Someone didn't read the student handbook!

SHISHKABOB
Nov 30, 2012

Fun Shoe
OH MY GOD THESE loving ROBOTS!!!

There Bias Two
Jan 13, 2009
I'm not a good person

SHISHKABOB posted:

OH MY GOD THESE ROBOTS loving!!!

Regy Rusty
Apr 26, 2010

SHISHKABOB posted:

OH MY GOD loving THESE ROBOTS!!!

Beepity Boop
Nov 21, 2012

yay

SHISHKABOB posted:

OH MY GOD THESE loving ROBOTS!!!

Yes, that is the issue.

Although, technically, the Robot Handling: Miscellaneous page is from the student's handbook, not the employee's :eng101:

Slime
Jan 3, 2007

SHISHKABOB posted:

OH MY GOD THESE loving ROBOTS!!!

The robot isn't loving, that's why he needs an upgrade.

Beepity Boop
Nov 21, 2012

yay

Also: "My God! This post is terrible!"

And a two-parter if someone wants an av-and-text-av:

amishjosh
Jul 16, 2004
Yeah
All yall need to chill out, it's the year 2017 and robosexuals should have the same rights aas the rest of us.

What I'm saying is at least it isn't boxbot.

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

Geocities Homepage King posted:

Someone didn't read the student handbook!



Loophole: she's not a student.

Slime
Jan 3, 2007

Evil Mastermind posted:

Loophole: she's not a student.

The Court produces those pamphlets so the staff can have all those hunky robots for themselves.

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747

Hremsfeld posted:

Yes, that is the issue.

Although, technically, the Robot Handling: Miscellaneous page is from the student's handbook, not the employee's :eng101:

Besides, the guide tells students to reject the robot's advances, but it doesn't say not to make advances to robots.

Genocyber
Jun 4, 2012

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVNHytyB2rE

LashLightning
Feb 20, 2010

You know you didn't have to go post that, right?
But it's fine, I guess...

You just keep being you!

The robits are robutts!

Space Cadet Omoly
Jan 15, 2014

~Groovy~



This video is outdated, the current Space Pope is actually pro-robosexual marriage.

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

Vote shit sandwich or the shit sandwich gets it!
Ha ha ha oh my god :allears:

Beepity Boop
Nov 21, 2012

yay

Mikl posted:

Ha ha ha oh my god :allears:

Nice av-text combo

Also:

There Bias Two posted:

"Do I want USB-C or should I make it proprietary?..."

Obviously it'll be USB-D :colbert:

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.

Hremsfeld posted:


Obviously it'll be USB-D :colbert:

Check your USB-normative privilege.

Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

Vote shit sandwich or the shit sandwich gets it!
They want him to be flesh and bone.

Especially bone.

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


What's next? Gay robosexual marriage?

Tendales
Mar 9, 2012

Gravitas Shortfall posted:

What's next? Gay robosexual marriage?

The slippery slope slides both ways.

Slime
Jan 3, 2007

Tendales posted:

The slippery slope slides both ways.

Something's gotta slide someway.

Wittgen
Oct 13, 2012

We have decided to decline your offer of a butt kicking.
Poor Margot. :(

Dienes
Nov 4, 2009

dee
doot doot dee
doot doot doot
doot doot dee
dee doot doot
doot doot dee
dee doot doot


College Slice

Mikl posted:

They want him to be flesh and bone.

Especially bone.

I'd be curious about the baby that would result from that.

SHISHKABOB
Nov 30, 2012

Fun Shoe
I'm just like, it's hilarious. Kat has GOT to just be like ... "holy poo poo, again?????"

Iceclaw
Nov 4, 2009

Fa la lanky down dilly, motherfuckers.
"Why does everyone want to gently caress the robots?"

Iceclaw fucked around with this message at 11:56 on Jun 13, 2017

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
Kat: "Can you believe these guys?"
Robot: Ha. Ha. Yeah. But speaking of robodongs...

Tupperwarez
Apr 4, 2004

"phphphphphphpht"? this is what you're going with?

you sure?

Hremsfeld posted:

Obviously it'll be USB-D :colbert:
Don't settle for less. Go with USB===D

Scholtz
Aug 24, 2007

Zorchin' some Flemoids

Tom must be so proud of us in the thread.

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Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

I'm sure there's a good reason why he doesnt post here anymore! He must just be so busy!

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