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Here's the original article from a few years ago, then hyping up the Night of the Living Dead live riff. For those who don't want to click, the old list is: 25. A Visit to Santa 24. Know for Sure 23. Magical Disappearing Money 22. The Creeps Machine 21. The Case of Tommy Tucker 20. Courtesy: A Good Eggsample 19. If Mirrors Could Speak 18. Tic Toc Time Clock 17. More Dangerous Than Dynamite 16. Let's Pretend: Magic Sneakers 15. At Your Fingertips: Grasses 14. Safety: Harm Hides at Home 13. Join Hands, Let Go 12. The Calendar: How to Use It 11. Courtesy Counts a Lot 10. Paper and I 9. Setting Up a Room 8. Vision in the Forest 7. Beginning Responsibility: Taking Care of Your Things 6. The Clean Club 5. Drugs Are Like That 4. One Got Fat 3. What is Nothing? 2. Perc! Pop! Sprinkle! 1. Why Doesn't Cathy Eat Breakfast/Petaluma Chicken
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# ? Jun 11, 2017 19:25 |
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# ? May 11, 2024 09:28 |
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Forget whether corn is grass or not, why DOESN'T Cathy eat breakfast?!
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# ? Jun 11, 2017 21:14 |
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(heavy sigh) Norman Krasner, the original short (Not the first one riffed but I think the Norman short). A short film about a man who needs to poop but can't afford it, finds out the guy in the next stall is DTF after feeling him up, wipes his rear end with the Mona Lisa, and is forever imprisoned. I don't know if it is anywhere close to the funniest riff but this is certainly a strange short. And why is it black and white in 1974?!
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# ? Jun 11, 2017 22:43 |
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Just started watching Star Games - what the gently caress is Tony Curtis doing in a sci-fi movie? e: What the gently caress am I watching here? Mister Kingdom fucked around with this message at 23:34 on Jun 11, 2017 |
# ? Jun 11, 2017 22:51 |
CapnBry posted:(heavy sigh) Norman Krasner, the original short (Not the first one riffed but I think the Norman short). A short film about a man who needs to poop but can't afford it, finds out the guy in the next stall is DTF after feeling him up, wipes his rear end with the Mona Lisa, and is forever imprisoned. They were cheap short films that HBO commissioned as time filler.
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# ? Jun 11, 2017 23:46 |
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What's the short where it's nothing but children horrifically injuring themselves on an abandoned construction site? I don't remember the name but it's basically the child equivalent of Shake Hands with Danger.
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# ? Jun 12, 2017 02:44 |
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Mister Kingdom posted:Just started watching Star Games - what the gently caress is Tony Curtis doing in a sci-fi movie? I asked that here when the Riff came out. Best guess is he owed the Clarks some favors or something.
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# ? Jun 12, 2017 02:51 |
Danger Keep Out!
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# ? Jun 12, 2017 03:13 |
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RandomPauI posted:Danger Keep Out! My favorite part of that short was the ending theme song performed by someone who could've made a career as a Debbie Harry impersonator.
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# ? Jun 12, 2017 06:27 |
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I think "the calendar: how to use it " is still one of my personal favs due to the memorable jackson browne impersonator playing the guitar on it
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# ? Jun 12, 2017 08:09 |
The toymaker as allegory for God is messed up because it implies God is a puppet master who starts and stops violence on a whim.
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# ? Jun 12, 2017 08:12 |
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Joe Mama Poonana posted:I think "the calendar: how to use it " is still one of my personal favs due to the memorable jackson browne impersonator playing the guitar on it "That is clever!" "Don't think about how clever that is!" "Noooo!" "I can't think about how clever that is!!!" Ladies and gentlement, Rifftrax is canceled.
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# ? Jun 12, 2017 12:36 |
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Uninvited has Hobgoblins-level puppetry.
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# ? Jun 13, 2017 00:42 |
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CapnBry posted:(heavy sigh) Norman Krasner Like a balloon full of sadness, slowly deflating.
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# ? Jun 13, 2017 10:25 |
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Shorts Extravaganza tomorrow! I saw Trace and Frank do a short about office etiquette when they came to town, wonder if that's the one they're bringing. It's like Duties of a Secretary but with more eating at your desk.
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# ? Jun 15, 2017 06:24 |
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Uninvited is pretty great. It's one I've been hoping they would do for a while now, and the wait was worth it! What happens on Spring Break, stays in your system until the antibiotics kick in!
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# ? Jun 15, 2017 14:22 |
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Man, I am disappointed the theater I usually go to for Rifftrax Live stuff doesn't have today's show for some reason. I hope this is just a "Too many summer blockbusters out at once" thing and not a permanent issue.
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# ? Jun 15, 2017 15:58 |
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crowbb posted:Man, I am disappointed the theater I usually go to for Rifftrax Live stuff doesn't have today's show for some reason. I hope this is just a "Too many summer blockbusters out at once" thing and not a permanent issue. My theater is doing it too. I have to make a 30 minute trip now to see this. Haven't missed on yet
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# ? Jun 15, 2017 18:05 |
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anyone else at tonight's Rifftrax show? I'm a little worried because my theatre is playing a TMBG song but the lyrics are barely audible. I was wondering if this was everywhere or out theatre.
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# ? Jun 16, 2017 00:48 |
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My theater isn't even doing the slides, which sucks. Never mind they just started
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# ? Jun 16, 2017 00:49 |
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Yes the sound is weird in this theatre too
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# ? Jun 16, 2017 00:53 |
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muscles like this! posted:Yes the sound is weird in this theatre too poo poo, and I just told a manager about the problem. It is the feed? Uh oh. 😰 Edit: and now no sound at all. God dammit! BigRed0427 fucked around with this message at 00:59 on Jun 16, 2017 |
# ? Jun 16, 2017 00:55 |
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muscles like this! posted:My theater isn't even doing the slides, which sucks. Mine neither. I hope someone here took pictures of them?
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# ? Jun 16, 2017 00:59 |
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Really wanted to see this tonight, but they skipped the nearby theater for all of them this year. Which is a shame, since we'd been getting the live shows since they started.
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# ? Jun 16, 2017 01:28 |
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glad I have to wait for the encore show if the sound is hosed up tonight
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# ? Jun 16, 2017 01:50 |
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We lost signal due to weather. I now know they do the broadcast through PPV with Dish Network.
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# ? Jun 16, 2017 01:51 |
Will the problem be fixed by the pst showing? Should I try for the encore?
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# ? Jun 16, 2017 01:56 |
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Isn’t Lowtax doing a video for one of these live shows?
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# ? Jun 16, 2017 02:12 |
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What the gently caress was that
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# ? Jun 16, 2017 02:52 |
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Breadallelogram posted:glad I have to wait for the encore show if the sound is hosed up tonight Don't know about anyone else but it turned out fine
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# ? Jun 16, 2017 02:59 |
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muscles like this! posted:Don't know about anyone else but it turned out fine
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# ? Jun 16, 2017 03:03 |
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CrashCat posted:What the gently caress was that Sentient burlap bags, what do you THINK it was?
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# ? Jun 16, 2017 03:06 |
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CrashCat posted:What the gently caress was that I understood it fully, not my fault you couldn’t “get it”
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# ? Jun 16, 2017 03:08 |
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Maybe my life is one big David Lynch film.
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# ? Jun 16, 2017 03:21 |
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Balls, everybody.
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# ? Jun 16, 2017 03:23 |
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Hail Hydra.
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# ? Jun 16, 2017 03:33 |
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all-Rush mixtape posted:Sentient burlap bags, what do you THINK it was? Baggs. Two "g"s.
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# ? Jun 16, 2017 03:37 |
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Do Trace and Frank have a digital version of their show you can buy online? Because they're still great but they never tour anywhere near me.
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# ? Jun 16, 2017 03:38 |
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CrashCat posted:What the gently caress was that Hillbilly Jim?
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# ? Jun 16, 2017 04:20 |
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# ? May 11, 2024 09:28 |
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Here are most of the slides: https://imgur.com/a/gqKk9 (I will fill in the ones I missed after I go to the replay.)
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# ? Jun 16, 2017 04:25 |