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If you know anyone who designs roads like this, punch them in the face. If you happen to be such a person, let me know and I will gladly punch you. TIA
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actually lol if you dont use the right-lane as a shortcut and speed up then merge back left just seconds right before you crash into the splitting median
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Jun 12, 2017 22:59
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Frankly, I won't stand for a sign sassin me like that. I'll turn where I drat well want
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Jun 12, 2017 23:01
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Whenever you come across a red light, quickly turn right, U-turn, then turn right again. 
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Jun 12, 2017 23:06
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I prefer when someone has to stop and hold up the straight lane to make a right turn, right OP?
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Jun 12, 2017 23:08
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don't ever visit the uk i guess
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Jun 12, 2017 23:19
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Hammerite posted:don't ever visit the uk i guess Yeah but what does that have to do with the thread
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Jun 12, 2017 23:21
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Cnut the Great posted:Yeah but what does that have to do with the thread we invented bad threads. or something. effort
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Jun 12, 2017 23:24
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Pawn 17 posted:Whenever you come across a red light, quickly turn right, U-turn, then turn right again.
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Jun 12, 2017 23:29
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This is v annoying on the 101 on the Bay area. You can be in the second rightmost lane and it'll disappear for some reason and you'll find yourself in a right lane must exit lane, forcing you move over. No wonder the freeway is full of people doing 60 in the left lane; the right lanes are a poo poo show of constantly moving over.
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Jun 12, 2017 23:31
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SuperiorColliculus posted:This is v annoying on the 101 on the Bay area. You can be in the second rightmost lane and it'll disappear for some reason and you'll find yourself in a right lane must exit lane, forcing you move over. ya the 101 skyway is a gently caress up. "oh ok now your lane exits on 7th st" "oh you knew that was going to happen so you stayed one more to the left? lol gently caress you now it exits at 4th" and its plugged up worse than a goons intestine after eating 5 little caesars hot n readies tho i wouldn't say left is faster, sometimes actually staying right is faster
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Jun 12, 2017 23:34
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Hammerite posted:don't ever visit the uk i guess i would only visit the UK if everyone there loved me wait, what
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Jun 12, 2017 23:41
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It's horrifying if you spend too much time thinking about how retarded the average American is, and how easy it is for said American to have licensed control over a 2-ton hunk of metal travelling at speeds north of 70mph. It's really, really frightening.
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Jun 12, 2017 23:55
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get out of the fastlane u assholwe!!!!!!
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Jun 12, 2017 23:58
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Im a cyclist you gotta respect me
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Jun 12, 2017 23:59
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Toadvine posted:Im a cyclist you gotta respect me In America it's socially acceptable and legal to literally murder people, as long as you do it with your car and go whoops  there might be some minor negling issues like insurance rates or maybe small court appearance where everything will be dropped or $500 fine but who cares you got to kill someons, how fricken sweet of a deal is that huh? can't even buy a footlong sub for $5 anymore what a deal
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Jun 13, 2017 00:03
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I'm more concerned with pedestrians who have the "gently caress you it's my turn" thing and don't look. I always yield to pedestrians unless it's some crazy motherfucker trying to Frogger across a 12 lane interstate, in which case I slow down and check mirrors and do whatever. You guys know how to drive. Most of you. I don't even mind yielding, even if I'm in a hurry. They have to walk. That sucks. But there's always a chance I might not loving see you! Other cars, my own minor blind spots because my car is not a glass bubble, etc. Work with me here on me trying very hard not to hit you.
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Jun 13, 2017 00:05
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MY PALE GOTH SKIN posted:I'm more concerned with pedestrians who have the "gently caress you it's my turn" thing and don't look. yea my pops is one of these, he will dash out in front of a moving vehicle, with terrible purpose, because cars are supposed to yield to pedestrians.
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Jun 13, 2017 00:07
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Xaris posted:In America it's socially acceptable and legal to literally murder people, as long as you do it with your car and go whoops 🚴 *ding ding* missed me!
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Jun 13, 2017 00:07
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Toadvine posted:🚴 *ding ding* missed me Fuk u and ur little weenie bitch bells! Don't ring at me *zooms off attempting to roll coal while bursting multiple hemorrhoids that have been brewing the past 3 months*
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Jun 13, 2017 00:09
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Psycho Society posted:yea my pops is one of these, he will dash out in front of a moving vehicle, with terrible purpose, because cars are supposed to yield to pedestrians. I am seriously concerned I'm gonna run over your Pops or one of his like-minded brethren someday. More likely I'm gonna cause some rear end in a top hat tailgater to slam into the back of my car because I thought I saw a human shape on the other side of that car up there trying to turn right That's much less terrible but still a headache
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Jun 13, 2017 00:13
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Yeah it's not good. It's a miracle he's gone upwards of 60 years without getting hit by a car, but thankfully he's not much of a pedestrian these days. We need more ham radio programs to get our elders off the streets, imo
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Jun 13, 2017 00:19
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SuperiorColliculus posted:This is v annoying on the 101 on the Bay area. You can be in the second rightmost lane and it'll disappear for some reason and you'll find yourself in a right lane must exit lane, forcing you move over.
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Jun 13, 2017 01:28
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Toadvine posted:Im a cyclist you gotta respect me *has a friendly "share the road" bumper sticker on his car* *runs over a cyclist during rush hour and drives away*
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Jun 13, 2017 02:17
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now can we talk about skaters
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Jun 13, 2017 02:22
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enraged_camel posted:*has a friendly "share the road" bumper sticker on his car* 🚴 *swoosh* whoops thought you got me but I was just tuckin!
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Jun 13, 2017 03:26
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Xaris posted:actually lol if you dont use the right-lane as a shortcut and speed up then merge back left just seconds right before you crash into the splitting median lol if the drivers where you live are such weaklings they yield to you, there's a median here that gets destroyed on a weekly basis by trash drivers like yourself
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Jun 13, 2017 03:40
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Some dummy honked at me yesterday for "cutting her off" despite being a good 100ft away from my rear. When she "revenge-cut-me-off" I looked straight ahead as she was stopped in front of me and made a "boo hoo hoo" gesture. I love responding to unnecessary road rage with lols
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Jun 13, 2017 03:48
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MY PALE GOTH SKIN posted:I'm more concerned with pedestrians who have the "gently caress you it's my turn" thing and don't look. I saw a girl basically step directly in front of a bus on campus completely oblivious as if the "yield to pedestrian" signs were some kind of shield. The dude driving the bus, just some poor kid doing work study, slammed on the brakes and stopped less a foot from her. She didn't even flinch. Guy looked shaken up. I seriously thought I was going to see someone die that day.
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Jun 13, 2017 03:50
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let's talk about people who text and drive
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Jun 13, 2017 03:56
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They're not people and they should all be exterminated like the vermin they are.
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Jun 13, 2017 04:03
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Relevant Tangent posted:lol if the drivers where you live are such weaklings they yield to you, there's a median here that gets destroyed on a weekly basis by trash drivers like yourself This. I rather take an insurance claim than let some jerkoff pull stunts like that. Letting those people in (and other various scenarios like the dude who went across 3 lanes in 1 car length of forward space cuz he thought he needed to take a right turn when he really needed to go left... on a one way no less lmbo) just encourages their poor behavior.
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Jun 13, 2017 04:06
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The best part is they're going to eat the claim most times. You're under no obligation to yield, and if they don't slow down the median will do all the work for you. Death to aggressive drivers should absolutely be the creed of all right-minded citizens.
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Jun 13, 2017 04:11
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Relevant Tangent posted:Death to aggressive drivers should absolutely be the creed of all right-minded citizens. This and also cyclists
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Jun 13, 2017 04:13
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I can smell my own blood again. See the sign. "Must turn right?" I chop the turn signal hard, down- left. Correct. Snaps off. Finally. "Turn right? Must?" I turn wrong. On a permanent left.
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Jun 13, 2017 04:29
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Oh and gently caress people who don't know how roundabouts work
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Jun 13, 2017 10:21
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enraged_camel posted:*has a friendly "share the road" bumper sticker on his car* *has a Watch for Motorcycles sticker* *is nearly run off the road at 1 am by 6 crotch-rockets doing wheelies at 95 mph*
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Jun 13, 2017 11:08
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OXBALLS DOT COM posted:This and also cyclists 🚴 death to aggressive drivers indeed brother
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Jun 13, 2017 11:54
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I've driven in Boston before. You cannot scare me.
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MY PALE GOTH SKIN posted:Oh and gently caress people who don't know how roundabouts work My city won't stop pulling these in. There's one that has accidents loving all the time. Noone understands them because everyone is dumb.
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