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Begemot
Oct 14, 2012

The One True Oden

davidspackage posted:

Harvey? Have there been multiple Mole Men?

In the main continuity his name is Harvey Rupert Elder, making him the vanishingly rare Stan Lee creation whose name is neither a pun nor alliterative.

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Dr Pepper
Feb 4, 2012

Don't like it? well...

lenny no

lenny stop

bad lenny.

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

Begemot posted:

In the main continuity his name is Harvey Rupert Elder, making him the vanishingly rare Stan Lee creation whose name is neither a pun nor alliterative.

Elder is sort of a pun because he's old as hell

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender
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GIANT OUIJA BOARD
Aug 22, 2011

177 Years of Your Dick
All
Night
Non
Stop

Synthbuttrange posted:



Mole Man you are BALLS at naming monsters.

That's... that's not what an armadillo looks like, Moley

Bruceski
Aug 21, 2007

The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

GIANT OUIJA BOARD posted:

That's... that's not what an armadillo looks like, Moley

In the underground, armadillos run over you.

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747

davidspackage posted:

Harvey? Have there been multiple Mole Men?

It's possible he used several aliases.


Begemot posted:

In the main continuity his name is Harvey Rupert Elder, making him the vanishingly rare Stan Lee creation whose name is neither a pun nor alliterative.

HRE. Holy Roman Empire. And now that Tyrannus took over the caverns, it's the Hole-y Roman Empire. The pun was there all along!

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Haifisch posted:

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There is no way these aren't a plea from the creators asking editorial or anyone to notice that their strip exists. "Look, barely disguised copyright infringement! Look we aren't even hiding out mentally damaged our protagonist is! DOES ANYONE CARE!?"

Cat Mattress posted:

HRE. Holy Roman Empire. And now that Tyrannus took over the caverns, it's the Hole-y Roman Empire. The pun was there all along!
Stan Lee-- grand master of the long game.

Manatee Cannon
Aug 26, 2010



ConfusedUs posted:

The sound effect shoulda been


KKKKRRAAAAVVTZZZ

You know. Lenny Kravitz

lenny came out of a hole and lives underground

he's lenny crevice

ZeroCount
Aug 12, 2013


the last western roman emperor, now immortal and underground, is waging war upon the surface world with an armadillo monster named Lenny.

RandallODim
Dec 30, 2010

Another 1? Aww man...
Et tu, Lenny?

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Dr Pepper posted:

lenny no

lenny stop

bad lenny.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Spider-Man defeats this monster by throwing pudding in its eye.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

Haifisch posted:

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Some edits from back then:



redbackground
Sep 24, 2007

BEHOLD!
OPTIC BLAST!
Grimey Drawer
Turns out the wrong version of the last strip was mistakenly uploaded to Comics Kingdom. I was able to locate the original file:

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Like Lemmy would ever serve anyone.

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


Haifisch posted:

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I think I vaguely remember this storyline. Holy poo poo I didn't realize I've been reading this comic that long.

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
Y'know, I think we're all missing the larger revelation here: Mole Man named all of his monsters, even though they're weird sub-sentient bug things. He is a good pet owner.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Looks more like a pangolin with them scales.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Theme song for this storyline.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkYqq5w5-1o

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Johnny Walker posted:

I think I vaguely remember this storyline. Holy poo poo I didn't realize I've been reading this comic that long.

It's the Sabertooth arc.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007



What's a press agent going to do?

ConfusedUs
Feb 24, 2004

Bees?
You want fucking bees?
Here you go!
ROLL INITIATIVE!!





There's no way that press agent was anyone other than Tyrannus.

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
Aunt may seems to be stroking out in panel 2

Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.

Raskolnikov38 posted:

Aunt may seems to be stroking out in panel 2

Of course, someone she cares about is going to go head to head with a terrifying monster...and Peter too.

Manatee Cannon
Aug 26, 2010



ConfusedUs posted:

There's no way that press agent was anyone other than Tyrannus.

turns out he's the sentry. not the avenger sentry tho; I mean the one we just saw get destroyed. he'll take off the mask and grow 2 meters taller somehow

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Manatee Cannon posted:

turns out he's the sentry. not the avenger sentry tho; I mean the one we just saw get destroyed. he'll take off the mask and grow 2 meters taller somehow

Now now, he might also shrink 2 meters.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Stan Lee('s ghost writer), if the Agent turns out to be Puck after all and this is a Newspaper Spider-Man/Gargoyles crossover I will love you forever.

Sockser
Jun 28, 2007

This world only remembers the results!




Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Raskolnikov38 posted:

Aunt may seems to be stroking out in panel 2

May doesn't seem to like how MJ's is touching her. And by the way, what happened with May's aunt?

Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.

Alhazred posted:

May doesn't seem to like how MJ's is touching her. And by the way, what happened with May's aunt?

She got exhausted from watching MJ's crummy interview and is resting at their hotel.

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

Jerusalem posted:

Stan Lee('s ghost writer), if the Agent turns out to be Puck after all and this is a Newspaper Spider-Man/Gargoyles crossover I will love you forever.

"Moloids love a battle hearty-- so does Puck, c'mon, let's party!"

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



Manatee Cannon posted:

turns out he's the sentry. not the avenger sentry tho; I mean the one we just saw get destroyed. he'll take off the mask and grow 2 meters taller somehow

No, he can't be. The Sentry was all about the shrooms, while I think it's obvious, going from Lenny, that the big bad prefers crack.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
I hope Lenny gets talked down in a homage to of mice and men.

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
"Keep looking over there, Lenny. That's where we'll keep the rabbits." Standing behind him, Melvin raises the brick.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Malachite_Dragon posted:

"Keep looking over there, Lenny. That's where we'll keep the rabbits." Standing behind him, Melvin raises the stick.

Myrddin_Emrys
Mar 27, 2007

by Hand Knit

Synthbuttrange posted:



What's a press agent going to do?

Aunt Mays rolling... hard

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Even Mary Jane knows how special Peter is.

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EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Somebody make a gif of those shadow people doing the MJ Thriller dance.

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