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ambient robot
Apr 23, 2014

by Lowtax

mono posted:

At what point does Twitter step in and shut this guy up?

Twitter is a website that provides a soapbox for literal Nazis and punishes people who say rear end

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King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!

Laurenz posted:

i wanted trump to be president because i've never witnessed a president get assassinated

This will never happen. The only presidents that even get assassination attempts are ones that are hated by mentally ill people, and mentally ill people love Trump. He's one of their own.

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/874608587473080320

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



I'd love for Sessions to snap mid-testimony today and turn on Donnie ("It was all his idea! I'm just an incredibly racist patsy!"), but I suspect that there will be a lot of illegally refusing to answer direct questions again like there was last week when his underlings testified. Is there any hope for lols today?


Is it Tuesday? Must be time for Trimp to accuse someone of a crime that he committed.

Coral Reefer
Feb 19, 2005

I touched a clown and now I am going to jail. I hope they let me keep my beard.
Grimey Drawer
Donald Trump is the President of the United States.

Sad! :hmbol:

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:

Lil Peeler posted:

I actually think it's good that people know how loving crazy he is and more people can explain that he's an unhinged lunatic.

Also where's that video of Alex Jone's mouth superimposed over all those other images and he's saying "I'M A (THING)!"

Here's the best one friend: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLtN9iLYH-g

Tumble
Jun 24, 2003
I'm not thinking of anything!
I find the whole "Blame Hillary" plan to be absolutely hilarious. It's bafflingly successful too.

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/874609480301936640

Big sad babby lol

brylcreem
Oct 29, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Coral Reefer posted:

Donald Trump is the President of the United States.

Sad! :hmbol:

This is the crazy thing!

I was up at 5am to watch the election results come in (I'm a dirty foreigner), and I had a meeting at 8.30am.

The mood was strange at that meeting. Almost like when I took the bus the morning after 9/11 - I've never before or after been on a bus that quiet.

And now we all get to burn together in a nuclear holocaust. lol

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



My MAGA CHUD conservodad shared some dumb thing about how right wingers were SUPER magnanimous and not at all mad or red or nude about Obama. I countered that I could easily dredge his wall for a bunch of racists garbage and he said "well I meant like right wingers weren't blocking traffic or doing violence." I reply, simply, "lol" and he's like "well name just one example." I gave him a twofer: the Giffords shooting and those yahoos who set up literal armed checkpoints outside the bird sanctuary. He hasn't replied in over a day.

Feels real good to own my 80 year old conservodad. He still gets the last laugh every time though, because as we are all aware our president, of these United States, is Donald J Trump. A very powerful businessman who managed to lose his shirt on casinos, a business where the model is on the balance people will come in and just give you money with nothing to show for it in the end.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

:lol:

https://twitter.com/davidmackau/status/874369821386952704

Tumble
Jun 24, 2003
I'm not thinking of anything!

hahahaha the president of the united states is whining on twitter about wanting an apology. I can't wait to see how he'll react when/if there is a major event like a terrorist attack or a Katrina-level disaster.

"THEY SHOULD HAVE NAMED THE HURRICANE "HILLARY" BECAUSE IT'S SO DESTRUCTIVE. CAN'T BELIEVE WE'VE BEEN PAYING NOAA FOR FAKE WEATHER. MAY SUE. BAD REPORTS!"

ambient robot
Apr 23, 2014

by Lowtax

President Baby wants the MSM to sit at a table with him while he goes around asking all of them to apologize and tell him how handsome and strong he is lmao

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Speedboat Jones posted:

What I don't get is why would anybody expect a Wolfenstein game would NOT show nazis as bad?

It's intolerant. They should have made it so the US soldiers and the Nazi soldiers team up to defeat the real evil in the world: SJWs. immigrants, and welfare recipients.

tpink
Feb 18, 2013

Melman

lmao at this whole thing.

quote:

A 40-person-deep security team patrolled the area, while the hydration team passed out water, waiting in the Texas summer heat for enemy leftist groups to arrive.

"We set up four-man teams in different sectors making sure the anti-fascists wouldn't infiltrate us or pick off one or two people by the bathrooms," Jeremy Alcede, head of security for the group This Is Texas, told BuzzFeed News. "We were told hundreds of [anti-fascists] were coming."

Be careful in the bathroom, Snake!!!

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!

Tumble posted:

hahahaha the president of the united states is whining on twitter about wanting an apology. I can't wait to see how he'll react when/if there is a major event like a terrorist attack or a Katrina-level disaster.

"THEY SHOULD HAVE NAMED THE HURRICANE "HILLARY" BECAUSE IT'S SO DESTRUCTIVE. CAN'T BELIEVE WE'VE BEEN PAYING NOAA FOR FAKE WEATHER. MAY SUE. BAD REPORTS!"

"I will dismantle the wasteful NOAA. Believe me folks, this was a bad, bad deal from the start. We're wasting billions and billions. Very bad deal. Nixon was a great man and had tremendous vision, but Obama ran the NOAA into the ground. I demand that Obama apologize immediately."

Spectral Debt
Jan 23, 2004
9999 sucka
When does Jeff "K" Sessions go on?

Reince Penis
Nov 15, 2007

by R. Guyovich

nice meltdown

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015


:laffo:

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Spectral Debt posted:

When does Jeff "K" Sessions go on?

2:30

Tumble
Jun 24, 2003
I'm not thinking of anything!

mono posted:

"I will dismantle the wasteful NOAA. Believe me folks, this was a bad, bad deal from the start. We're wasting billions and billions. Very bad deal. Nixon was a great man and had tremendous vision, but Obama ran the NOAA into the ground. I demand that Obama apologize immediately."

Trump on a hypothetical Times Square bombing:

"SICK TERRORISTS BOMB NY?? THIS IS WHY WE NEED TRAVEL BAN. PARKS DEPT FAILED AGAIN LIKE WHEN THEY LIED ABOUT INAUGURATION CROWD SIZE"

Plavski
Feb 1, 2006

I could be a revolutionary
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/874619861019840512

Plavski fucked around with this message at 14:35 on Jun 13, 2017

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes

Tumble posted:

"THEY SHOULD HAVE NAMED THE HURRICANE "HILLARY" BECAUSE IT'S SO DESTRUCTIVE. CAN'T BELIEVE WE'VE BEEN PAYING NOAA FOR FAKE WEATHER. MAY SUE. BAD REPORTS!"

But then Hillary would have a hurricane named after her instead of Trump, and we can't have that.

Avirosb fucked around with this message at 14:40 on Jun 13, 2017

Reince Penis
Nov 15, 2007

by R. Guyovich
WE ALL KNOW HILLARY HAD A HURRICANE DOWN THERE AND IT WASN'T VERY GOOD. CATEGORY ONE IS PRETTY SOFT, IF IT WAS A TRUMP HURRICANE IT WOULD BE A CATEGORY 5 BELEIVE YOU ME!

Kumo
Jul 31, 2004

I wonder how much scotch future historians will have to put down to write the words "President Trump tweeted..."

StupidSexyVaultGuy
Jul 26, 2003



Next Time on Trump Does Sports:

https://twitter.com/ProFootballTalk/status/874621848604069888

tao of lmao
Oct 9, 2005

Can't wait for spicy to tell us the NBA champion team whitehouse visit was the most attended ever period.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






lol @ the picture of our dumb gay president sitting in the cabinet meeting with that idiot grin on his face while the people next to him look ashamed and embarrassed

Reince Penis
Nov 15, 2007

by R. Guyovich


Don't worry I'm sure the Pittsburgh Penguins will fill the void

Teriyaki Koinku
Nov 25, 2008

Bread! Bread! Bread!

Bread! BREAD! BREAD!

Duck and Cover posted:

Does the fun house count as a ride? I mean I'm the one moving. Oh wait nevermind I said moving it isn't relevant.

Trump confuses fun mirrors with actual mirrors so he fools himself into believing that he's not actually a fat lard-rear end.

yellowD
Mar 7, 2007

Did I miss a memo? Basically the right is just openly admitted they're fascists and railing against those against? I just can't keep up with the speed and ferocity of stupidity

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/874626492310978564

What is this guy even talking about = resist!

bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo
lol he's on a roll today

WH staff currently drawing straws on who grabs his phone and "accidentally" drops it.

Knight
Dec 23, 2000

SPACE-A-HOLIC
Taco Defender

bloom posted:

lol he's on a roll today

WH staff currently drawing straws on who grabs his phone and "accidentally" drops it.
They should pay a guy in a hamburglar-like costume to appear and grab his phone and run off with it while the Secret Service pretends to chase them.

"It's me, Liberal-Man. I steal phones and obstruct very important legislation, nya-hah!"

ambient robot
Apr 23, 2014

by Lowtax

So... Are Dems making it impossible to do anything or have they given up and become useless?

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011


this is understandable though. even our resident trumpists often get confused by fake antifa tweets and they are at least media savvy.

after you huffed gallons of right-wing propaganda for half your life it's hard to keep reality and satire/caricature apart.

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

wait an "alt right group" pretended to be antifa and trolled retard texans into showing up in full militia cosplay ?

e

quote:

Exhausted, Alcede and Burkhart went live on Facebook Sunday night to relay the hoax to their members.

lmao standing in the shade for an afternoon is hard

unpacked robinhood fucked around with this message at 15:20 on Jun 13, 2017

ZeroPrimal
Feb 24, 2010

The slave becomes the master.
Donald Trump is the Jar Jar Binks of presidents.

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

ZeroPrimal posted:

Donald Trump is the Jar Jar Binks of presidents.

Completely unfair. Jar Jar is marginally more articulate.

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Synthwave Crusader
Feb 13, 2011

ZeroPrimal posted:

Donald Trump is the Jar Jar Binks of presidents.

Incorrect, Jar Jar helped a man on his agenda for ultimate power. Trump = Zapp Brannigan is still the most accurate comparison.

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