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kartikeya
Mar 17, 2009


Sessions looks like he's trying not to fall asleep.

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Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



Gosh, thanks for you doing us a huge solid like this Burr.

Taiko
Jul 13, 2006

Party Plane Jones posted:

Reminder these are the kind of august statesmen that the Senate has
https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/874699328283181056

He's a two-bit Congressman (that's the House of Representatives). Widely thought to be an idiot, liked by few.

Bottom Liner
Feb 15, 2006


a specific vein of lasagna
Sessions looks shook as gently caress

azflyboy
Nov 9, 2005

Sinteres posted:

I don't think this necessarily means anything, but Sessions has very odd body language. He could just be a weird old guy under a lot of pressure, who knows.

He's uncomfortable without his pointy white hood.

Old Surly
Dec 8, 2004

and all of your troubles are solved and gone
dude looks squirrely as gently caress

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017
I've got some political winds for this investigation

*fartttttttt

PoopShipDestroyer
Jan 13, 2006

I think he's ready for a chair
He's just acting weird because he's distracted trying to think of new ways to disenfranchise black people

snorch
Jul 27, 2009
He looks like he's fighting the chili shits.

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness
Warner throwing some shade at Sessions for not talking in front of literally every possible committee that could dig up dirt. I appreciate you, Warner, even though I don't actively like you any more than any other generic D.

Krispy Wafer
Jul 26, 2002

I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat

Grimey Drawer

Charliegrs posted:

I think McCain will show some.... Concern

Whoa whoa, concern with a capital C? Let's not get ahead of ourselves here.

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

Party Plane Jones posted:

Reminder these are the kind of august statesmen that the Senate has
https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/874699328283181056

yeah alot of the hard right, gohmert, hanity, and gingrige are calling for muller to be fired. they are power hungery fools.

mango sentinel
Jan 5, 2001

by sebmojo
Is he under oath?

Edible Hat
Jul 23, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Party Plane Jones posted:

Reminder these are the kind of august statesmen that the Senate has
https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/874699328283181056

Gohmert is in the House.

Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010

This dude looks like he'd flip for anything

Bottom Liner
Feb 15, 2006


a specific vein of lasagna

mango sentinel posted:

Is he under oath?

yup

Giodo!
Oct 29, 2003

This is going to get lost in all the sessions clap trap but oh lord:

https://twitter.com/petridishes/status/874663751466790912

quote:

Jeff Sessions: Sir, I am made of that self mettle as my sister, And prize me at her worth. In my true heart, I find she names my very deed of love — Only she comes too short, that I profess Myself an enemy to all other joys, Which the most precious square of sense possesses. And find I am alone felicitate in your dear highness’ love. “An honor to be here.”

Jim Mattis: I respect the troops a lot.

Trump: Nothing will come of nothing. Speak again.

Mattis: (uncomfortably) I prefer to maintain a dignified silence in the presence of media.

Mike Pompeo: Hey, that’s my line!

Rick Perry: i like you more than i like my hat
and i like my hat a lot
my glasses i don’t like because i sometimes feel that they are judging me and whispering that i am not smart
but you and my hat are both okay
i take it off to honor you
thank you for showing the Earth who was boss, and for showing the Paris accords that the only real Paris is in the Lone Star State.

nerdz
Oct 12, 2004


Complex, statistically improbable things are by their nature more difficult to explain than simple, statistically probable things.
Grimey Drawer
Sessions starting with the lost grandpa defense again

Captain Invictus
Apr 5, 2005

Try reading some manga!


Clever Betty

Giodo! posted:

This is going to get lost in all the sessions clap trap but oh lord:

https://twitter.com/petridishes/status/874663751466790912
Baaaaaarf

LaserShark
Oct 17, 2007

It's over, idiot. You're gonna die here and now, and the last words out of your mouth will have been 'poop train.'
Man, this is a lot of dunking on Trump and his minions. I approve.

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

fucker won't stop smiling

Owlofcreamcheese
May 22, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!
Buglord
he said "truth" way too many times in the oath.

Loucks
May 21, 2007

It's incwedibwe easy to suck my own dick.

Perjury time!

Krispy Wafer
Jul 26, 2002

I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat

Grimey Drawer
I seriously doubt Sessions is in with the Russians. They might have been trying to influence him, but he's just completely out of his comfort zone. Even though he was the first Senator to endorse Trump, I feel like he's more an opportunist than true believer.

He may have seen or heard dirt on Flynn and company, though.

Spaced God
Feb 8, 2014

All torment, trouble, wonder and amazement
Inhabits here: some heavenly power guide us
Out of this fearful country!



I think the reason Sessions looks uncomfortable is he's not used to being in public without his hood and robe

Kuvo
Oct 27, 2008

Blame it on the misfortune of your bark!
Fun Shoe
nvm

scuz
Aug 29, 2003

You can't be angry ALL the time!




Fun Shoe
Revvin' up the Perjurymobile!

"As fully as the lord allows me to do so" gently caress you, racist grandpa.

aware of dog
Nov 14, 2016
I've never heard this guy talk before, but he sounds exactly like I expected.

socialsecurity
Aug 30, 2003

Krispy Kareem posted:

I seriously doubt Sessions is in with the Russians. They might have been trying to influence him, but he's just completely out of his comfort zone. Even though he was the first Senator to endorse Trump, I feel like he's more an opportunist than true believer.

He may have seen or heard dirt on Flynn and company, though.

Then he should have a good reason for trying to hide multiple meetings with the Russians.

Drifter
Oct 22, 2000

Belated Bear Witness
Soiled Meat
"I've got zero recollection."

Mr. Wiggles
Dec 1, 2003

We are all drinking from the highball glass of ideology.
I doesn't recollect if he remembers.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
As far as remembrances go, I have a few - but then again, too few to recollect.

Tormented
Jan 22, 2004

"And the goat shall bear upon itself all their iniquities unto a solitary place..."
God this guy is loving dirty. He loving sold us out to Russia.

There Bias Two
Jan 13, 2009
I'm not a good person

Woah, he's doubling down on this poo poo. Risky move.

Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010

You know they have poo poo on this guy and he's digging himself even deeper. This owns.

Charliegrs
Aug 10, 2009
Sessions is going super Saiyan

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.
wow, he is lying hard right now.

aware of dog
Nov 14, 2016
Reminder that there are intercepted comms supporting Sessions' contact with Russians at the Mayflower

TARDISman
Oct 28, 2011



Neato! We're going full into perjury mode!

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Spaced God
Feb 8, 2014

All torment, trouble, wonder and amazement
Inhabits here: some heavenly power guide us
Out of this fearful country!



https://twitter.com/desiderioDC/status/874702134083813376
Perjury #1

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