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Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Ghostbusters 2016 has undone the damage. Wonder Woman now gets Hollywood's rape balance back in black.

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Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

In safe-space, no one can hear you REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

lol

counterfeitsaint
Feb 26, 2010

I'm a girl, and you're
gnomes, and it's like
what? Yikes.

Trunko posted:

As a rape survivor, my life was changed for the better after viewing the life affirming message of strength and hope sensitively discussed in the critically acclaimed rubber monster suit movies alien and aliens 2.

Imagine my distress when I popped aliens 3 into the vcr, ready to receive more therapeutic aid to help me, a rape survivor, find the 'new normal'. As this latest installment unfolded before my horrified eyes I realized the awful truth.... Instead of helping, watching this movie was like being raped all over agin!

how many times did you eagerly watch it again after this realization?

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




I saw Alien covenant and enjoyed it. I appreciate that there's a garbage CGI crane fight scene but I like how Ridley Scott doesn't give a poo poo about making a alien movie at all.

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
imagine if that poster just didn't use the word rape. we could all be posting about something, anything other than every single motherfucking person's individual hot take on rape subtext. a beautiful dream

bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo
I like movies and talking about movies.

I don't like rape and talking about rape.

So how about those movies and them RLM hacks?

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

bloom posted:

So how about those movies and them RLM hacks?

Very bad. It's like rape to your eyes.

Giga Gaia
May 2, 2006

360 kickflip to... Meteo?!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X4WzW8wYr0o&t=1752s

Rotacixe
Oct 21, 2008
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bigZ1fmwD-Q

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


reignofevil posted:

I thought the movie was about an alien I dunno what the gently caress I was smoking.

they're actually about a robot making them despite that making no sense chronologically you baka.

hemale in pain posted:

I saw Alien covenant and enjoyed it. I appreciate that there's a garbage CGI crane fight scene but I like how Ridley Scott doesn't give a poo poo about making a alien movie at all.

that's the least garbage cgi in the movie lmao

Jonas Albrecht
Jun 7, 2012


Yeah, tiny dancer alien was the worst.

Maybe that's the theme of Alien Covenant, that technology kills art.

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Jonas Albrecht posted:

Yeah, tiny dancer alien was the worst.

I liked him better in Spaceballs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrxlbLVcpqI&t=78s

Sheen Sheen
Nov 18, 2002
"Heh, CineD is so dumb! Now let me explain to you why Alien 3, a terrible movie disowned by its creator, is better than Aliens, one of the best movies of all time"

Gnome de plume
Sep 5, 2006

Hell.
Fucking.
Yes.
Yeah it was ok

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hoRrZ3WCZD8

That's how it went right?

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Sheen Sheen posted:

"Heh, CineD is so dumb! Now let me explain to you why Alien 3, a terrible movie disowned by its creator, is better than Aliens, one of the best movies of all time"

It's not good, but not because of its rape message or whatever. This would actually be CineD reasoning.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
The funny thing about Alien 3 is that it's still better than 99% of SciFi.

And that's still not good enough to even get within reach of being a tenth as good as Alien/Aliens.

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie
I'm bored at work so I'm watching old BoTW that I somehow missed.

Thunderpants has Paul Giammati AND Ned Beatty. How the gently caress did that happen.

LordArgh
Mar 17, 2009

Nap Ghost
it's been a while since i watched alien, but the only rapey thing i remember happning was when that guy got face hugged by the face hugger what face hugs people

Loden Taylor
Aug 11, 2003

LordArgh posted:

it's been a while since i watched alien, but the only rapey thing i remember happning was when that guy got face hugged by the face hugger what face hugs people

Also the rapey face huggy thing looked like a vagina, and its offspring has a head that's a big dick.

And the robot tries to kill Ripley by shoving a rolled up porno mag down her throat.

vermin
Feb 28, 2017

Help, I've turned into a manifestation of mental disorders as viewed through an early 20th century lens sparked by the disparity between man and modern society and I can't get up

Cubone posted:

imagine if that poster just didn't use the word rape. we could all be posting about something, anything other than every single motherfucking person's individual hot take on rape subtext. a beautiful dream

Can we please talk about the problematic implications of Weekend at Bernies?

bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo

vermin posted:

Can we please talk about the problematic implications of Weekend at Bernies?

I'm frankly disgusted at Hollywood libruls using supposedly entertaining movies to promote noted communist Bernie Sanders like that. Where's Weekend at Donnys huh?

Space Taxi
Oct 31, 2016

vermin posted:

Can we please talk about the problematic implications of Weekend at Bernies?

Poor Bernie got raped in that film. Who amongst us weeps for his rigor mortis boner?

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

bloom posted:

I'm frankly disgusted at Hollywood libruls using supposedly entertaining movies to promote noted communist Bernie Sanders like that. Where's Weekend at Donnys huh?

It's Home Alone 2.

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




Groovelord Neato posted:

they're actually about a robot making them despite that making no sense chronologically you baka.


that's the least garbage cgi in the movie lmao

no no no no, i didn't mean the CGI but the actual scene itself was wank. i don't mind baby velociraptor aliens in the grass that much.

vermin
Feb 28, 2017

Help, I've turned into a manifestation of mental disorders as viewed through an early 20th century lens sparked by the disparity between man and modern society and I can't get up
Whoa bro, the Martian is just like Apollo 13! Gotta science the poo poo out of this bro! Fuckin' get my science on with Bill Nyeil Degrasse Tyson! Smoke a bowl full of science! Infographics and TED-x cartoons on Youtube got me my bachelors in science, son! Hashtag it's okay to be smart, bro!

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
What does science mean even

KakerMix
Apr 8, 2004

8.2 M.P.G.
:byetankie:
Apollo 13 is about pee in space and the Martian is about poo on mars

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
Science is what makes crystal methamphetamine so potent. Don't let your child become a scientist make them watch movies instead.

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

The Fartian

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

Haha now that's some of the vicious GBS humor I crave :twisted:

RedSpider
May 12, 2017

Trunko posted:

As a rape survivor, my life was changed for the better after viewing the life affirming message of strength and hope sensitively discussed in the critically acclaimed rubber monster suit movies alien and aliens 2.

Imagine my distress when I popped aliens 3 into the vcr, ready to receive more therapeutic aid to help me, a rape survivor, find the 'new normal'. As this latest installment unfolded before my horrified eyes I realized the awful truth.... Instead of helping, watching this movie was like being raped all over agin!

This unironically illustrates how serious the twitter generation takes movies sometimes

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

The funny thing about Alien 3 is that it's still better than 99% of SciFi.

It just shows how nobody can make original sci-fi anymore, with the exception of Edge of Tomorrow.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

RedSpider posted:

It just shows how nobody can make original sci-fi anymore, with the exception of Edge of Tomorrow.

Speaking of, LDR/EOT 3D bluray was on sale for $17.99 so I finally bought it.

:350:

RedSpider
May 12, 2017

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

Speaking of, LDR/EOT 3D bluray was on sale for $17.99 so I finally bought it.

:350:

Speaking of :350:, Prometheus is getting released on 4k alongside Covenant later this year. Imagine how that'll look.

:D

bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo

RedSpider posted:

It just shows how nobody can make original sci-fi anymore, with the exception of Edge of Tomorrow.

Expanse is great but of course it's 1) not actually original since it's based on some bad-to-mediocre books and 2) a tv show

What I'm saying here is gently caress movies.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

RedSpider posted:

Speaking of :350:, Prometheus is getting released on 4k alongside Covenant later this year. Imagine how that'll look.

:D

Like Ridley Scott is a hack. In 4K.

HoAssHo
Mar 10, 2005

:love::love::love:
aw man, did I miss rape chat? I love rape and I love talking about it. "It" being rape.

RedSpider
May 12, 2017

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

Like Ridley Scott is a hack. In 4K.

Bitch your alien 3 appraisals will only get you so far with me

Hemingway To Go!
Nov 10, 2008

im stupider then dog shit, i dont give a shit, and i dont give a fuck, and i will never shut the fuck up, and i'll always Respect my enemys.
- ernest hemingway

HoAssHo posted:

aw man, did I miss rape chat? I love rape and I love talking about it. "It" being rape.

No you misheard, it was ape chat.
We were talking about Dunston Checks In.

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

HoAssHo posted:

aw man, did I miss rape chat? I love rape and I love talking about it. "It" being rape.

then you have come to the right place sir :twisted:

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The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Hemingway To Go! posted:

No you misheard, it was ape chat.
We were talking about Dunston Checks In.

BJ and the Bear > kong skull island > every which way but loose > king kong movies > andy serkis ape movies > dunston > congo > charlton heston ape movies > tim burton apes > peter jackson king kong

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