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1stGear
Jan 16, 2010

Here's to the new us.

mitztronic posted:

This is insanity, I can't wait to watch him get shredded into pieces

You won't because he's going to answer every question that isn't a Republican softball with "My Lord, I'm afraid I just can't recall."

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scuz
Aug 29, 2003

You can't be angry ALL the time!




Fun Shoe
"The Trump agenda is improving the lives of the American people"

That lie is harder than the brick he's making GBS threads.

hhhat
Apr 29, 2008
oh my god

if we convict this guy of perjury

more people will get murdered

WHAT DO WE DO

Kaddish
Feb 7, 2002
DRUGS! MURDER! BLACKS!

Loel
Jun 4, 2012

"For the Emperor."

There was a terrible noise.
There was a terrible silence.



now a segue into the drug war for no apparent reason

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

to stop these overdose deaths, i will make pot illegal again.

the murder rate doesn't seem like it's up 10%

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness
Overdose rate? What? Isn't that... oh well, whatever, he knows it's opioids he's just being a disingenuous motherfucker.

e: I admit it, I love the phrase "I recognize myself".

repeating
Nov 14, 2005
IF YOU STRIKE ME DOWN, I SHALL BECOME MORE POWERFUL THAN YOU CAN POSSIBLY IMAGINE.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Talking about overdosing

Xibanya
Sep 17, 2012




Clever Betty
"We are coming aftuh YOU!"

ReidRansom
Oct 25, 2004


poo poo is really falling apart under Trump, I guess

azflyboy
Nov 9, 2005
I MUST DEFEND US FROM THE NEGROES!

1stGear
Jan 16, 2010

Here's to the new us.
"Overdoses are sky high, which I will solve by imprisoning all drug addicts in the 10th plane of Hell known as the American prison system."

aware of dog
Nov 14, 2016
lol wasn't a program to reduce overdoses cut dramatically in Trump's budget

scuz
Aug 29, 2003

You can't be angry ALL the time!




Fun Shoe
Overdose deaths?! You know what'd solve overdose deaths? You know what'd get rid of cartels and gangs?

LEGALIZATION AND REGULATION OF DRUGS! I never knew how much this guys loving sucks.

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

aware of dog posted:

lol wasn't a program to reduce overdoses cut dramatically in Trump's budget

eliminated

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Just say no

-Jeff Sessions

nerdz
Oct 12, 2004


Complex, statistically improbable things are by their nature more difficult to explain than simple, statistically probable things.
Grimey Drawer
someone give this guy a cough drop

Caros
May 14, 2008

Mr Sessions... *Cough cough* You.... are a shitfucking liar.

I recently saw a video of him coming into the room, even though I just said I have been avoiding media on this subject.

highme
May 25, 2001


I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!


Now, 10 minutes of Chairman Burr clearing his throat.

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

membuhs, i seeeved in this booodee foh 25 yeahs

*doesn't turn on mic*

aware of dog
Nov 14, 2016

lmao of course it was

1stGear
Jan 16, 2010

Here's to the new us.

scuz posted:

Overdose deaths?! You know what'd solve overdose deaths? You know what'd get rid of cartels and gangs?

LEGALIZATION AND REGULATION OF DRUGS! I never knew how much this guys loving sucks.

If we legalize all drugs, we remove a massive amount of the slave prison labor that I'm sure Sessions and the private prison lobbies that fund him just adore.

WeAreTheRomans
Feb 23, 2010

by R. Guyovich
https://twitter.com/TVietor08/status/874702396554788864

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness
Did he just say he came as an interested citizen i.e. not as a senator OR as a surrogate? No way he hasn't contradicted that before.

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president
My name is Jeff sessions and I'm the chairman for Augusta National Golf cluuuub

nerdz
Oct 12, 2004


Complex, statistically improbable things are by their nature more difficult to explain than simple, statistically probable things.
Grimey Drawer
I like how he had to put that part about his mission in there. His audience is immune to that kind of poo poo. That was for Trump

hanales
Nov 3, 2013
This whole thing is scurrilous.

Mr. Wiggles
Dec 1, 2003

We are all drinking from the highball glass of ideology.
At the Jewish event.

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014



Man I'm thrown, and I don't know what to do, guess I gotta perjure part 2 of my Jeff Sessions

Snuffman
May 21, 2004

Trump is going to fire this guy before the day is done.

Pakistani Brad Pitt
Nov 28, 2004

Not as taciturn, but still terribly powerful...



No Butt Stuff posted:

The way he says Russian sounds like a racial slur.

The way he says 'the' sounds like a racial slur.

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

Koyaanisgoatse posted:

Man I'm thrown, and I don't know what to do, guess I gotta perjure part 2 of my Jeff Sessions

This is beautiful. Today will have been a productive day, regardless of how this hearing goes.

ReidRansom
Oct 25, 2004


scuz posted:

Overdose deaths?! You know what'd solve overdose deaths? You know what'd get rid of cartels and gangs?

LEGALIZATION AND REGULATION OF DRUGS! I never knew how much this guys loving sucks.

But what about all the minorities that would go unimprisoned under such a scheme? What about that? You didn't consider that aspect, did you. Checkmate

Kekekela
Oct 28, 2004

DACK FAYDEN posted:

Did he just say he came as an interested citizen i.e. not as a senator OR as a surrogate? No way he hasn't contradicted that before.
I'm not here as a senator, colleagues.

Kaddish
Feb 7, 2002
IC knows he had a meeting with Russians, he doesn't remember.

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
https://twitter.com/matthewamiller/status/874703129845125121

1stGear
Jan 16, 2010

Here's to the new us.

Snuffman posted:

Trump is going to fire this guy before the day is done.

He's going to check how many views the hearing gets first. Less than 9 million, Sessions will find his office packed up for him.

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness
28 CFR 45.2 is back, baby!

(we should start a counter.)

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scuz
Aug 29, 2003

You can't be angry ALL the time!




Fun Shoe
It sucks that southern accents are typically accompanied by abhorrent ideals cuz it's fun to listen to, especially when they're perjuring themselves.

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