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Teikanmi
Dec 16, 2006

by R. Guyovich
drugs r bad dont' smoke gay weed ok

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bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo

Catastrophe posted:

WTH is Sessions doing derailing the entire thing by trailing off about how many people do drugs?

Exactly that? lol if you were expecting anything except derails and shameless lies

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
counterpoint: smoke gay weed

Teikanmi
Dec 16, 2006

by R. Guyovich

Feminasty Slut posted:

counterpoint: smoke gay weed

if u do, u die

bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo

Teikanmi posted:

if u do, u die

win-win

Synthwave Crusader
Feb 13, 2011

Oh man is he pulling a McCain?

Neukoln19
Oct 27, 2005
I hope Sen. McCain (R-AZ) asks Jeff sessions if he has any kind of differentiation between the and for a being of time for 2017

END OF AN ERROR
May 16, 2003

IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh


Everything about Sessions body language just screams "I'm lying" lmao

Inept
Jul 8, 2003

lol Warner doesn't want Sessions eating into his time and keeps shutting him up

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright
"I'm recused. I don't know."

"I don't remember"

"I'm not going to say that"

"I'm not able to comment"

"I don't recall that happening"

"I don't know."

"I don't think it'd be appropriate to comment"

"Gay weed is bad and we're going after the cartels"

Mr.Pibbleton
Feb 3, 2006

Aleuts rock, chummer.

Weed is good and I don't want my parents to go to jail. :(

END OF AN ERROR
May 16, 2003

IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh


How do you not remember if you talked to someone or not? Lol

Inept
Jul 8, 2003

Maybe I had a meeting with the Russian ambassador, but I don't remember, I'm just a little old man who wants to stop the weedlords

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea
Warner's already getting visibly frustrated with all the "I don't recalls"

brylcreem
Oct 29, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
"It's conceivable I did [have a meeting with the Russian ambassador], I just don't recall"

lol, he's covering his rear end.

Teikanmi
Dec 16, 2006

by R. Guyovich
lol sessions has the worst memory oh gosh darn

ambient robot
Apr 23, 2014

by Lowtax
I didn't meet with any Russians... Well, I don't recall meeting any Russians.... Well maybe its possible I met Russians... I don't recall meeting any Russians, but maybe I did

lmfao

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright
It's pretty clear this entire administration would rather appear uselessly senile and incompetent than ever admitting they made a single mistake.

Dude can't remember what he had for lunch today but he's totally fit to be Attorney General guys.

Careful Drums
Oct 30, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
The way he talks is sketch as gently caress

if my kid was answering questions like this i'd be like "you're grounded until you get your story straight"

Megaraptor
Dec 10, 2004

Life, uh...finds a way

Inept posted:

Maybe I had a meeting with the Russian ambassador, but I don't remember, I'm just a little old man who wants to stop the weedlords

Ladies and gentleman I'm just a caveman. Your world frightens and confuses me.

Careful Drums
Oct 30, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
I can say that absolutely and *hesitates* have no hesitation to do so

END OF AN ERROR
May 16, 2003

IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh


Teikanmi posted:

lol sessions has the worst memory oh gosh darn

Dementia like the Trumpers

END OF AN ERROR
May 16, 2003

IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh


Thing that makes him look bad or thing that is illegal:

"I don't recall"

Thing that makes him look good:

"Yes I remember that crystal clear and can answer without hesitation"

Lmao gently caress this country

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Actually, Mr Sessions, if you end up running into a Russian Ambassador at a loving grocery store then yes, that is very suspicious

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright
I wouldn't think it would be appropriate for someone like me to do that so I can't say that I did but even if I did I don't remember doing it.

:wtc:

If I was asked about a project I worked on a few months ago at work and said I don't even remember it happening, someone would be upset or concerned. If I said I don't remember ever working on ANY projects previously, I'd be fired for incompetence on the spot. The bar in this administration is so low, you couldn't slip a sheet of paper under it.

brylcreem
Oct 29, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
BUTTER EMAILS!

Coco Rodreguiz
Jan 12, 2007

Peckerhead isn't used enough as an insult if you ask me.
I can't remember anything except how much I hate my pot-smoking grandson.

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

brylcreem posted:

BUTTER EMAILS!

Delicious

LordSloth
Mar 7, 2008

Disgruntled (IT) Employee
Am I projecting, or does Rubio look hungover?

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



"I don't know if it's okay for the president to destroy evidence." -- the Attorney General of the United States

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Where am I and how did I get into this room? What is going on? I don't know anything!

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Professor Shark posted:

Where am I and how did I get into this room? What is going on? I don't know anything!

The Uncle Leo gambit!! I bet Sessions steals batteries too.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Professor Shark posted:

Actually, Mr Sessions, if you end up running into a Russian Ambassador at a loving grocery store then yes, that is very suspicious

He didn't say that did he? I can't watch ATM

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Teikanmi posted:

lol sessions has the worst memory oh gosh darn

Inept
Jul 8, 2003

He made the elf angry

brylcreem
Oct 29, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Now innuendo is leaking, too!

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

LordSloth posted:

Am I projecting, or does Rubio look hungover?


he's trying to cum using only the power of his mind

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
i just accidentally skipped a load of posts what did i miss?

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



I don't know why people would claim that someone who committed perjury during his confirmation hearing regarding his connections with Russia might be lying about his connections with Russia.

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Megaraptor
Dec 10, 2004

Life, uh...finds a way

Burt Sexual posted:

He didn't say that did he? I can't watch ATM

Oh he sure did. But he lives in Wee Russia so it's understandable.

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