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No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

so that's executive privilege.

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DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness
"Longstanding policy" to not comment for "confidential reasons that are founded in coequal branch powers in the Constitution of the United States"

holy poo poo NAIL HIM on that Warner

TARDISman
Oct 28, 2011



So he's a racist elf version of the chicken lawyer from Futurama?

Pentecoastal Elites
Feb 27, 2007

jfc this dipshit talks so slowly it's infuriating to listen to

aware of dog
Nov 14, 2016
Is he referring to Warner as Mr Chairman?

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
So I take this as a yes, we did have these discussions

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness
"Historically, we've seen that they shouldn't be revealed."

Well, yes. But historically we've also seen the Civil War, for instance, and nobody but you J. Beauregard S. thinks we should keep doing that.

e: and yes he's calling him Mr. Chairman, he's the assistant chairman or whatever, I assume that's technically correct

Owlofcreamcheese
May 22, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!
Buglord

deep web creep posted:

jfc this dipshit talks so slowly it's infuriating to listen to

it's timed, the slower he talks the less questions

Kekekela
Oct 28, 2004

No Butt Stuff posted:

so that's executive privilege.

"not executive privilege but ... reasons"
actual quote

Oracle
Oct 9, 2004

That drat slow southern drawl is annoying the poo poo out of Warner.

ReidRansom
Oct 25, 2004


The Glumslinger posted:

So I take this as a yes, we did have these discussions

Same

Dirk Pitt
Sep 14, 2007

haha yes, this feels good

Toilet Rascal
"As appropriate"

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness
...I wonder if that one will actually play in Peoria. "You were his superior, there were strong concerns, and you didn't say poo poo until he was fired".

KickerOfMice
Jun 7, 2017

[/color]Keep firing, assholes![/color]

Spaceballs the custom title.
Fun Shoe

TARDISman posted:

So he's a racist elf version of the chicken lawyer from Futurama?

That is startlingly accurate.

WeAreTheRomans
Feb 23, 2010

by R. Guyovich

DACK FAYDEN posted:

"Historically, we've seen that they shouldn't be revealed."

Well, yes. But historically we've also seen the Civil War, for instance, and nobody but you J. Beauregard S. thinks we should keep doing that.

e: and yes he's calling him Mr. Chairman, he's the assistant chairman or whatever, I assume that's technically correct

shouldn't be =/= weren't

Double Agent
Mar 28, 2005

Maybe we're not just a bunch of frak-ups after all.

Groovelord Neato posted:

jeff sessions is not a general and should not be addressed as such.

Don't think that distinction is going to stop the elf from dressing up in his P.G.T Beauregard cosplay.

Pentecoastal Elites
Feb 27, 2007

Owlofcreamcheese posted:

it's timed, the slower he talks the less questions

Oh, I know what he's doing. The fucker.

Jaxyon
Mar 7, 2016
I’m just saying I would like to see a man beat a woman in a cage. Just to be sure.

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
So you were part of those discussions

Loel
Jun 4, 2012

"For the Emperor."

There was a terrible noise.
There was a terrible silence.



mr warner just stared at him like 'this motherfucker.'

'so your boss says the FBI is in turmoil, and your subordinate never talked to you about it?'

Archonex
May 2, 2012

MY OPINION IS SEERS OF THE THRONE PROPAGANDA IGNORE MY GNOSIS-IMPAIRED RAMBLINGS
That stunned look when Sessions admitted that they fired Comey but never brought up their concerns about him.

You can just see Warren think "Did that dumb motherfucker just admit to slandering the director of the FBI and the FBI while not actually doing his own job?".

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


Boon posted:

I love how you revel in ignorance but mock it all the same.

Warner addressed him the same way, because again, it's used as an honorific.

weird turned out i was right lol i made fun of him cuz he was wrong and dumb.

beejay
Apr 7, 2002

I don't remember talking to him but if I did I DEFINITELY didn't say that

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
If there was a conversation, it certainly wouldn't have been improper

mitztronic
Jun 17, 2005

mixcloud.com/mitztronic

Archonex posted:

That stunned look when Sessions admitted that they fired Comey but never brought up their concerns about him.

You can just see Warren think "Did that dumb motherfucker just admit to slandering the director of the FBI and the FBI while not actually doing his own job?".

He was squirming in his seat, too

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
"Possibly had a meeting"

Mr. Wiggles
Dec 1, 2003

We are all drinking from the highball glass of ideology.
I possibly had a meeting, but I don't recall it.

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
Man, do all politicians have Alzheimers or just republicans testifying before congress?

metavisual
Sep 6, 2007

It's funny to see Sessions try to hold back a grin every time he bends the truth, or otherwise tries to mislead. He's like a five year old trying to hide his guilt.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







lol I have never met a single person who speaks like this in my entire life

and i might be the most southern person on this messageboard

Kaddish
Feb 7, 2002
Ahhh Do Naaht Recaaauhl

refleks
Nov 21, 2006



Is Warner pulling a Columbo on his rear end?

evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

when even chris cizilla is dunking on you you're in trouble

https://twitter.com/CillizzaCNN/status/874710146634723332

Dirk Pitt
Sep 14, 2007

haha yes, this feels good

Toilet Rascal
Got drat Sessions is terrible

Archonex
May 2, 2012

MY OPINION IS SEERS OF THE THRONE PROPAGANDA IGNORE MY GNOSIS-IMPAIRED RAMBLINGS

mitztronic posted:

He was squirming in his seat, too

Forget squirming he was loving pissed. Sessions gave Warren a classical old man death glare once he pointed out that given how insane the complaints about Comey were he should have at least been owed being told about their "concerns".

Never mind that he pointed out how all these concerns came out of the blue.

right to bear karma
Feb 20, 2001

There's a Dr. Fist here to see you.
Is that Sessions or Henry Molaison up there?

Loel
Jun 4, 2012

"For the Emperor."

There was a terrible noise.
There was a terrible silence.



Man, sessions is coming out of this hella incompetent if nothing else.

I recall nothing, my subordinates told me nothing, I dont know any of my boss' views.

WeAreTheRomans
Feb 23, 2010

by R. Guyovich

The Glumslinger posted:

Man, do all politicians have Alzheimers or just republicans testifying before congress?

Maybe your own Alzheimer's has caused you to forget William Jefferson Clinton's hilarious lack of specific recall.

Maybe it's a Jefferson thing

Miching Mallecho
May 24, 2010

:yeshaha:
Jeff is lex Luger right now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBFmG3lZCx4

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Owlofcreamcheese
May 22, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!
Buglord
my recollection of his recollection matches my recollection.

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