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Y'all talmbout I need to learn how to read "durian" in Chinese because I must have missed the part on the package where it said durian, but it's not just me. It is thing that don't put it on the package. This just happened to a friend of mine, who is Chinese, and bought some cream puffs: VIN DI CAT ED
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Haier posted:This is Chaoshan Girl's job, and she only takes foreign customers. The Chaoshan community own much of the factories that produce the electronic crap, and are most of the people in the electronics markets. If anyone has been to Huaqiang Bei and noticed those big tour buses that are always coming and going, or parked on side streets, those are fleets of Chaoshan buses that shuttle the workers/sellers back and forth daily, as many don't even live in Shenzhen. That's a 3-4 hour bus ride each way, and I believe they don't have toilets installed. Are they loving Ferengi? e: I love durian and dislike doughnuts
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# ? Jun 13, 2017 12:18 |
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I have also had Accidental Durian, though not nearly as often as Accidental Red Bean in my early days. Now I just assume literally everything with a filling is red bean and this is correct 90% of the time.
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# ? Jun 13, 2017 12:22 |
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Adzuki bean prepared right is p. good Adzuki bean prepared wrong induces a wish for swift death (get it in Good China or Korea or Japan) (it's not for everyone, ok, that's true)
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# ? Jun 13, 2017 12:29 |
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red beans are good, durian is good, ya'll are bad
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# ? Jun 13, 2017 12:32 |
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Red beans are not good when you are expecting a mouthful of chocolate or pork.
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# ? Jun 13, 2017 12:43 |
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Jeoh posted:i think he meant the old hanbok style Yes and here it is, rehosted on the SA cloud!! Spoiler: national geographic titties
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# ? Jun 13, 2017 12:54 |
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Jeoh posted:red beans are good, durian is good, ya'll are bad It's "y'all", outlander.
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# ? Jun 13, 2017 12:59 |
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Stringent posted:It's "y'all", outlander. y'a'l'l'
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# ? Jun 13, 2017 13:16 |
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https://my.mixtape.moe/pukgsd.mp4
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# ? Jun 13, 2017 13:22 |
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Jeoh posted:red beans are good, durian is good, ya'll are bad the gently caress is wrong with u
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# ? Jun 13, 2017 13:29 |
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:Are they loving Ferengi? Nope, a Ferengi honors contacts with other Ferengi Rule of Aqusition 17 "A contract is a contract is a contract (but only between Ferengi)."
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# ? Jun 13, 2017 13:47 |
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curufinor posted:
My Chinese wife's dad flirts with it as well, and her uncles are worse. (Her dad beats them all for misogyny though.)
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# ? Jun 13, 2017 14:36 |
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https://www.fbi.gov/wanted/cyber/wang-dong
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# ? Jun 13, 2017 14:37 |
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Chiming in to say durian is fantastic and Singapore/Malaysia has the best stuff anywhere outside of maybe Thailand and I'd eat it daily if it didn't smell like sweetened bacteria and didn't cost so loving much. It's so good, like a really sweet onion-flavored ice cream or something. e: oh yeah accidental durian is a tragedy though. Murray Mantoinette fucked around with this message at 14:47 on Jun 13, 2017 |
# ? Jun 13, 2017 14:42 |
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curufinor posted:Adzuki bean prepared right is p. good gently caress Japanese azuki. In Japan, if something has it, its got a poo poo ton of it. Like there'll be a millimeter of mochi wrapped around a golf ball sized lump of azuki. Even China does better than that. Taiwan and Korea get it right.
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# ? Jun 13, 2017 14:43 |
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Aliases: Jack Wang, "UglyGorilla" My sides.
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# ? Jun 13, 2017 14:50 |
I can never get enough of Chinese traffic cams
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# ? Jun 13, 2017 14:51 |
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I don't like the taste of durian, but have no strong opinion on the smell, which is apparently the opposite of what it's meant to be...
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# ? Jun 13, 2017 15:06 |
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:Are they loving Ferengi? We've been over this before. The consensus is that Ferengi are orders of magnitude more honest and trustworthy than Chinese businessmen, and have a more liberal/forward thinking view when it comes to the roles and treatment of . Also the Ferengi usually have better dental hygiene and stick fewer things in their ear canals while out in public. JaucheCharly posted:I think I just had a minor stroke. So did the Korean press. She was a no-name actress, showed up in that dress, got 24/7 coverage for a month, did a film with a bunch of nudity, then was never heard of again. Blistex fucked around with this message at 05:20 on Jun 14, 2017 |
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Smart girls cheat the retarded systems they live under.Blistex posted:Not so old, just 2012 Anyways I'm also a fiery retard.
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# ? Jun 13, 2017 17:34 |
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:oppa Goddamnit this post gave me PTSD.
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# ? Jun 13, 2017 18:04 |
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https://gfycat.com/EquatorialVigorousAardwolf
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# ? Jun 13, 2017 18:40 |
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I had a nice walk to work today. A tour bus pulls up where I usually don't see them, it was in front of a sort of historic church I guess. The door opens up and an old chinese guy pushes his way down to be FIRST out. What does he do? He stops immediately a step out of the bus, looks around, puts his hand up to his nose, deep breath, and shoots a silly-string like streamer of snot out then spits. I'm a huge baby and poo poo like that grosses me out so I gagged a little. Then he horks something up, once again right into the middle of the nice clean church sidewalk. At this point the people on the stairs behind him are trying to push around him so he slowly slowly walks off, one hand behind his back, the other sheltering his eyes from the cruel sun. He then lets out a small but loud fart. As I escaped I could hear a symphony of spitting and nose blowing behind me as the bus disgorged its cargo. I have a huge pet-peeve for public spitting and think it should be heavily fined for being disgusting and leaving puddles of mucus on the sidewalk. Baronjutter fucked around with this message at 19:08 on Jun 13, 2017 |
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I'm the grass stuffed in his ears.
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# ? Jun 13, 2017 19:08 |
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Baronjutter posted:I had a nice walk to work today. That man is basically responsible for the education and raising up of the Chinese 2010s generation. GREAT POWER STATUS BY 2020!
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# ? Jun 13, 2017 19:25 |
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Someone post the video of the old man on the train who goes all gwailo gaijin berserker on the Chinese guy who puts his finger in his face
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# ? Jun 13, 2017 19:37 |
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peanut posted:Yes and here it is, rehosted on the SA cloud!! got my tits out time to chase the dragon
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# ? Jun 13, 2017 19:42 |
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Haier posted:Since Chaoshan women are not supposed to be educated or work outside after marriage, her mom constantly whines to her friends that she regrets sending her daughter to university because she saves her money and doesn't give it all to her like other unmarried girls. i'm swiftly beginning to understand why she's been a semi-regular fixture in the ongoing odyssey of your dong instead of the star of one chapter
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oPaupb3pdMY
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# ? Jun 13, 2017 20:41 |
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is there an archive of just the stories in this thread?
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# ? Jun 13, 2017 21:02 |
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If you guys dont stop posting traditional chinese beauties Renee Chang is gonna register an account.
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# ? Jun 13, 2017 21:17 |
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Baronjutter posted:I had a nice walk to work today. my suggestion is not to visit china
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# ? Jun 13, 2017 21:21 |
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The Great Autismo! posted:my suggestion is not to visit china I think singapore doesn't go far enough with public spitting, it should be summary execution in urban environments. It's one of my biggest pet peeves and grosses me out. So no, china is not a place I ever intend on willingly visiting.
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# ? Jun 13, 2017 21:26 |
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i've got great news for the thread, china tied war torn syria 2-2 at a neutral location, so they are not mathematically eliminated from the world cup yet! with two games to go, they are only six points back from football juggernaut Uzbekistan White Wolves, and can still catch them if they win both of their games by a very large amount and Uzbekistan loses their last two games. catch all the highlights here the last goal happened in the last few seconds of the game, so enjoy that for lols full table here
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# ? Jun 13, 2017 21:47 |
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some follow up: unbelievably, it seems that South Korea lost to Qatar this morning, which is just insane, which means Uzbekistan actually has a pretty good chance of actually jumping South Korea and going to the World Cup. Uzbekistan's next game is against China in Wuhan and if China loses they will be eliminated. if China ties they will be eliminated. so China will need to win. Uzbekistan has two games left, away at China in Wuhan, and home against South Korea. That last game, South Korea vs Uzbekistan in Tashkent, could be for the automatic bid to the world cup. hot drat that's exciting. for the rest of Asia, Iran is already in, they have crushed Group A, which consists of the teams we are talking about. Qatar is done, Syria still has a little chance but not likely. Japan leads Group B with two games to go, and has the last two games against the second and third place teams in the group, Saudi Arabia and Australia. Super exciting. Japan failed to distance themselves last night when they tied Iraq 1-1. Two of Japan, Australia, Saudi Arabia will qualify for the World Cup. UAE is done (in essence), Iraq will not qualify, and Thailand gets the "lol participation trophy" for making it this far but more or less getting destroyed time and again
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# ? Jun 13, 2017 22:01 |
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today I learned that the world cup is going on.
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# ? Jun 13, 2017 22:07 |
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Im Ready for DEATH posted:today I learned that the world cup is going on. qualification for the world cup starts almost as soon as it ends, thus it never really stops. world cup 2014 ended in July, and the first match for the 2018 world cup qualifying was played in march, 2015, in East Timor
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# ? Jun 13, 2017 22:15 |
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A bunch of Chinese kids pulled my arm hair when I was there. This year I had a student, an American, here in America. Emotionally challenged class, I try to cut these kids a lot of slack. But gently caress, by the time he moved away I was well into actively hating that kid. Once, when he took a break from continually insulting every other student in the room (always with a big poo poo eating grin on his face, right up until one of them hits him, at which time he would cry like a baby), he decided to grab a big handful of my arm hair and YANK as hard as he could. Not in response to anything. We had just been sitting and working quietly together for a while. He just thought it'd be fun to pull my arm hair so hard he left a welt. Looked me right in the eye after he did it, with a big poo poo-eating grin on his face and wiggled his ears. (That's what he'd do whenever he was being an rear end in a top hat. Big smile, ears wiggling.) Oh yeah and he was a creepy budding sexual predator, too. What happens to kids like that in China?
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VideoTapir posted:A bunch of Chinese kids pulled my arm hair when I was there. they get four adults to fawn over them and encourage this behavior until the child gets to be 18, in which they send him out into China to be a massive success of a human
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