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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Debate & Discussion > I said, 'Rescuse me, madam' - Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III Livewatch
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DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness
The purpose of the mustache is to strain out the faint "bullshit" that King's probably mumbling right now.

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right to bear karma
Feb 20, 2001

There's a Dr. Fist here to see you.
 gently caress, I went to make lunch and missed Heinrich.

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Kekekela
Oct 28, 2004
 "wellllll I'm protecting the right of the president to assert it"

that sounds like a kellyann conway answer

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trickybiscuits
Jan 13, 2008

yospos
Oh God he is a demented elf, look at that smile

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Boot and Rally
Apr 21, 2006

8===D
Nap Ghost
Oh, so the president is going to assert a privileged to be named later.

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actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003

 I'm dying over here

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ReidRansom
Oct 25, 2004


 Hold him in contempt!

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The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
:lol: "Full and intelligent choice"

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DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness

Boot and Rally posted:

Oh, so the president is going to assert a privileged to be named later.
We can just make up some privileges and assert those!

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Austin S
Jul 2, 2005
 "Prematurr"

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Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

 Listen to him stuttering.
He's cornered

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No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

 does he not know what 'intentional' means?

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scuz
Aug 29, 2003

You can't be angry ALL the time!




Fun Shoe
"Who asked for your opinion."

"I believe I'm correct in saying that."

:psypop:

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Rotacixe
Oct 21, 2008
 "It was a conversation"

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Pythagoras a trois
Feb 19, 2004

I have a lot of points to make and I will make them later.

ReidRansom posted:

Hold him in contempt!
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Pollyanna
Mar 5, 2005

Milk's on them.


 This man is confused and incredibly stupid.

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evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

 ahahaha all the headlines about this are going to be that sessions was a dishonest lying weasel who wouldn't answer questions

he is so loving bad at this

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DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness
He definitely just said "it was a communication... if any such occurred, it would have been a communication"

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Kekekela
Oct 28, 2004
 god this fucker is channeling Carter PAige right now

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Kaddish
Feb 7, 2002
 THE AG HAS NO INFO ON RUSSIAN HACKING

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DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness
"You might have been very critical of me!"

really, not critical of the Attorney General being completely out of the loop here?

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No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

 "an active part of the campaign"

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scuz
Aug 29, 2003

You can't be angry ALL the time!




Fun Shoe
A solid two minute chunk of confused mumbling there. Awesome.

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Mind_Taker
May 7, 2007



 It started out as a nothingburger but this hearing looks terrible for Sessions and Trump the longer it goes on.

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Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

 To be honest I don't think any of the Democratic senators have done that great job nailing Sessions for refusing to answer questions. They just give up after a bit when what the papers really need is somebody to press him for all of five minutes

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Kaddish
Feb 7, 2002
 WHAT THE ACTUAL gently caress

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evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

 "mr attorney general, you never loving even asked about the russian hacking?"

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refleks
Nov 21, 2006



 As good a witness as Comey was in that hearing last week, as lovely is Sessions today...

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Tzen
Sep 11, 2001

 holy gently caress

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Oracle
Oct 9, 2004

scuz posted:

Heinrich, gently caress yeah.

Those who have followed Wyden for a while know that he's a man of substance and a Good Senator who doesn't put up with bullshit. It's a gigantic problem when not putting up with bullshit non-answers in a hearing is considered "petulant."
Sorry that appearance and delivery matters? I'm not saying he's wrong I'm saying his delivery is poor. Much like Hilary Clinton's speechifying is just not that crowd-wowing. This poo poo matters. With the advent of radio and television appearance and delivery are important to perception, and giving up easy wins because you suck at a part of your job you deem superficial and not important enough to bother with is one of many many reasons Democrats are losing where they should be winning. Your outrage on his behalf because 'he's a good person' is immaterial.

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Monowhatever
Mar 19, 2010


 youre telling me the leader of the DOJ never loving ONCE asked about the russians loving with the election?

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trickybiscuits
Jan 13, 2008

yospos
Watching Sessions stammer is a pleasure.

eta: Thank you, Mr. King, I want to be like you when I grow up

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Heck Yes! Loam!
Nov 15, 2004

a rich, friable soil containing a relatively equal mixture of sand and silt and a somewhat smaller proportion of clay.
did he just inadvertently tie the campaign to the russian intelligence?

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Cartridgeblowers
Jan 3, 2006

Super Mario Bros 3

 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3R8tkvlAlk

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Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

 Senator Rocky Dennis, your turn

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i am the bird
Mar 2, 2005

I SUPPORT ALL THE PREDATORS
Angus King for MVP, step aside handsome Heinrich.

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No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

 This guy is already dumb

"you speak as a man who wants to set the record straight"


uuuuhhhhh

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DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness
Bluntly? No, Blunt was the earlier guy and Lee isn't here.

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TARDISman
Oct 28, 2011

i am the bird posted:

Angus King for MVP, step aside handsome Heinrich.

Honorable mention: "Howlin' Mad" Wyden.

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Mind_Taker
May 7, 2007



 I fully expect this senator from the great state of Oklahoma to ask some hard-hitting questions.

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