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skylined!
Apr 6, 2012

THE DEM DEFENDER HAS LOGGED ON
why the gently caress is anyone letting cotton grandstand

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Tzen
Sep 11, 2001

lol Mr. Cotton please gently caress off.

fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr
Who needs questions when we have grandstanding!

Dilber
Mar 27, 2007

TFLC
(Trophy Feline Lifting Crew)


Last time Mr. Sessions had to deal with cotton, it was being picked by his slaves.

Old Surly
Dec 8, 2004

and all of your troubles are solved and gone
what the gently caress is this

berserker
Aug 17, 2003

My love for you
is ticking clock
"There's no way Trump colluded with the Russians at the Mayflower Hotel because I've read fiction and watched movies!"

aware of dog
Nov 14, 2016
"What question would you ask?"

Unfortunately the follow up question wasn't "SO WHY DIDNT YOU ASK IT??"

ReidRansom
Oct 25, 2004


We haven't seen any evidence so we should stop looking for any

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness
...that said I'm totally okay with Sessions listing his favorite spy fiction authors to soak up Cotton's time.

Pentecoastal Elites
Feb 27, 2007

what the gently caress is this

Fitzy Fitz
May 14, 2005




Mr Sessions, do you like comic books?

Pollyanna
Mar 5, 2005

Milk's on them.


what is happening?

Trabisnikof
Dec 24, 2005

Sessions said he never got any reports on the Russian investigation but those lousy democrats won't ask him about it!

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

What is this ridiculous line of questioning.

TARDISman
Oct 28, 2011



Can someone just pop him in the face. Right goddamn now.

Spaced God
Feb 8, 2014

All torment, trouble, wonder and amazement
Inhabits here: some heavenly power guide us
Out of this fearful country!



The only black person Jeff Session agrees with

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZg7RKPsc-E

Tzen
Sep 11, 2001

What a god drat joke

i am the bird
Mar 2, 2005

I SUPPORT ALL THE PREDATORS
Cotton is truly worthless.

Paint Crop Pro
Mar 22, 2007

Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.



The GOP are retards.

Comey told Trump three times he was not under investigation at that time.

He specifically told Trump that he should not make that public because if that changed he would have to let the public know.

Also lol gently caress Tom Cotton.

Kaddish
Feb 7, 2002
Lol, really, Tom Cotton folks

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

Tom Cotton FINALLY getting to the bottom of this.

Mind_Taker
May 7, 2007



This is embarrassing from Cotton. At least pretend to do your job on this committee like the other Republican scum.

ReidRansom
Oct 25, 2004


This is real dumb

Gortarius
Jun 6, 2013

idiot
I reckon' I need to 'rack my brain so i can recall....

I can't recall.


Would it help the United States if there was a age/health limit to government positions that prohibit all these old goofsters from being appointed in any role?


Ok, are these two in cahoots talking about James Bond plots?

TGLT
Aug 14, 2009
NO DEMS ASKED IF ANYONE IN THE CAMPAIGN COLLUDED WITH RUSSIANS! Look I know Manchin kind of did but I have this prepared statement and I am really bad at improvising.

berserker
Aug 17, 2003

My love for you
is ticking clock
They literally said there's no way this administration could have colluded because Jason Bourne.

C411
Jun 22, 2004
STUPID
DICK
Glad to see Tom is taking this seriously

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

"I didn't participate in that and know nothing about it"
-Jeff Sessions, basically admitting that some poo poo happened and that he is totally innocent

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

Tom Cotton looks like a little boy.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Good look, tom cotton

Monowhatever
Mar 19, 2010


what the gently caress is doing on all of a sudden?

Pollyanna
Mar 5, 2005

Milk's on them.


:/

aware of dog
Nov 14, 2016
Jesus Christ shut up Cotton

scuz
Aug 29, 2003

You can't be angry ALL the time!




Fun Shoe
Tom Cotton: bonafide Fuckwad™.

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

pretty sure tom cotton has an inverted penis

KickerOfMice
Jun 7, 2017

[/color]Keep firing, assholes![/color]

Spaceballs the custom title.
Fun Shoe
Ah yes, charisma and drama define Comey.

LOL what the gently caress.

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness

TGLT posted:

NO DEMS ASKED IF ANYONE IN THE CAMPAIGN COLLUDED WITH RUSSIANS! Look I know Manchin kind of did but I have this prepared statement and I am really bad at improvising.
His timing was as poor as could possibly be, with the exception of "also getting the number of Democrats wrong". That's amazing :allears:

aware of dog
Nov 14, 2016

No Butt Stuff posted:

Tom Cotton looks like the sloth from Ice Age

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009
Hi Joseph Cotton.

You asked if anyone has heard of a plotline as crazy as this.

I have, because I have a basic knowledge of American political history. Thanks.

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Desumaytah
Apr 23, 2005

Intensity, .mpeg gritty, Intelligence
Sessions stonewalling so much Trump should just lay him down at the Mexican border.

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