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El Jeffe
Dec 24, 2009

lol wtf

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STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

God, I hate Tom Cotton.

Its like Donald Trump, Ted Cruz, Paul Ryan, Mitch McConnell, and then Tom Cotton racing hard to the front.

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010

Ularg posted:

Trump, it's really loving obvious when you start a live speech on something during testimonies against your administration.

Donnie doesn't know how the bull puppet works/his constant poo poo from mouth means superinflation has set in.

Also he spells bully puppet like this.

LaserShark
Oct 17, 2007

It's over, idiot. You're gonna die here and now, and the last words out of your mouth will have been 'poop train.'
Wow, gently caress this guy.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Just fire Sessions Trump. Just do it. We know you want too.

There Bias Two
Jan 13, 2009
I'm not a good person

What the gently caress is going on? "This seems implausible therefore let's not ask whether it happened."

Throwing Turtles
May 3, 2015
Ah yes, the to weird for fiction defense.

Potato Salad
Oct 23, 2014

nobody cares


90s Shoes posted:

King: "Do you think Russians interfered with 2016 election?"
Sessions: "Appears so."
King: "But you never asked about it?"
Sessions: "No."

sort of stunned me

This is the man appointed to protect our rights in one of a few offices that administratively oversees the integrity of our courts.

mango sentinel
Jan 5, 2001

by sebmojo
Cotton questioning Sessions is like some Looper paradox poo poo.

Pellisworth
Jun 20, 2005
Comey: characteristically dramatic and theatric

Rebel Blob
Mar 1, 2008

Extinction for our time

Gallup has Trump's disapproval up to 60%, past the previous spike of 59% back in March. Though 538 aggregate measure has Trump's disapproval holding steady at around 56% for about a week now, which is still the high point of their measurement during Trump's time as present.

LaserShark
Oct 17, 2007

It's over, idiot. You're gonna die here and now, and the last words out of your mouth will have been 'poop train.'

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Just fire Sessions Trump. Just do it. We know you want too.

No, no, that's the wrong way to do it.

Hey, Trump? Obama wouldn't have fired Sessions.

You know what to do.

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
Tom Cotton up, time for a piss break

Phoix
Jul 20, 2006




Might have missed this being posted since I've been watching the Sessions hearing but jesus christ

https://twitter.com/SimonMaloy/status/874726370680729600

Tart Kitty
Dec 17, 2016

Oh, well, that's all water under the bridge, as I always say. Water under the bridge!

Reminder that Tom Cotton got dunked on by a seven year old kid at a town hall in February.

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

Pellisworth posted:

Comey: characteristically dramatic and theatric

"Now that I'm doing being an over the top fool I have to remember to project that on someone else."

Elotana
Dec 12, 2003

and i'm putting it all on the goddamn expense account

mcmagic posted:

The ACA was also a slow rollout. The Dems are going to win Flake and Heller's seats in 2018. That puts them one death/retirement/scandal/Ted Cruz away from 51. it's doable.
Beto came out for single-payer today

There Bias Two
Jan 13, 2009
I'm not a good person

Phoix posted:

Might have missed this being posted since I've been watching the Sessions hearing but jesus christ

https://twitter.com/SimonMaloy/status/874726370680729600

Generous? Oh please bless us lowly peasants with healthcare reform, oh magnanimous ones!

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

LaserShark posted:

No, no, that's the wrong way to do it.

Hey, Trump? Obama wouldn't have fired Sessions.

You know what to do.

"Pelosi said you don't have the cojones to fire Sessions, Rosenstein, and Mueller"

3 birds with one stone

LaserShark
Oct 17, 2007

It's over, idiot. You're gonna die here and now, and the last words out of your mouth will have been 'poop train.'
Mr. Kizzleyak.

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



THESE DANG LEAKS

skylined!
Apr 6, 2012

THE DEM DEFENDER HAS LOGGED ON
tom cotton, judge and jury of the kangaroo committee

User0015
Nov 24, 2007

Please don't talk about your sexuality unless it serves the ~narrative~!
Cotton just said that 20 minutes into the closed session, there was a leak to what Comey had been referencing earlier. What was that leak?

Ralepozozaxe
Sep 6, 2010

A Veritable Smorgasbord!

Phoix posted:

Might have missed this being posted since I've been watching the Sessions hearing but jesus christ

https://twitter.com/SimonMaloy/status/874726370680729600

"There aren't nearly enough tax cuts."

Pellisworth
Jun 20, 2005
Kamala going for the jugular

aware of dog
Nov 14, 2016

User0015 posted:

Cotton just said that 20 minutes into the closed session, there was a leak to what Comey had been referencing earlier. What was that leak?

They're calling Comey talking about his conversation with Trump a "leak"

Ague Proof
Jun 5, 2014

they told me
I was everything
Sessions ate a big bowl of chili for breakfast.

botany
Apr 27, 2013

by Lowtax
i have the biggest crush on kamala harris :o:

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

oh god trumps speech is bleeding in

Old James
Nov 20, 2003

Wait a sec. I don't know an Old James!

Spaced God posted:

https://twitter.com/MEPFuller/status/874677965019394052

edit: man, I'm pretty deep in the "nothing matters lol" crowd, but I'm glad I'm not the loving fun police like Spiritus

I'm betting it was Marco Rubio's aide.

cochise
Sep 11, 2011


Ague Proof posted:

Sessions ate a big bowl of chili for breakfast.

:lol: yes

Franks Happy Place
Mar 15, 2011

It is by weed alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the dank of Sapho that thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains, stains become a warning. It is by weed alone I set my mind in motion.

User0015 posted:

Cotton just said that 20 minutes into the closed session, there was a leak to what Comey had been referencing earlier. What was that leak?

Probably the fact that Sessions had a third contact with Kislyak. The first tweet breaking that nugget got deleted, then another journalist tweeted it too.

Taerkar
Dec 7, 2002

kind of into it, really

Or that, if not both.

User0015 posted:

Cotton just said that 20 minutes into the closed session, there was a leak to what Comey had been referencing earlier. What was that leak?

The leaking of his personal non-confidential memos.

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
So executive privilege applies before you're President :confused:

Ratmtattat
Mar 10, 2004
the hairdryer

Sessions talking about how he gets nervous when people talk too fast.

There Bias Two
Jan 13, 2009
I'm not a good person

Ratmtattat posted:

Sessions talking about how he gets nervous when people talk too fast.

It makes him look incompetent. Likely purposely.

aware of dog
Nov 14, 2016
"At this moment"

What was that? Like he's just gonna magically remember poo poo later?

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
He's trying so hard to ramble out the clock

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

aware of dog posted:

"At this moment"

What was that? Like he's just gonna magically remember poo poo later?

When some reporting later contradicts him, yes exactly

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Bhaal
Jul 13, 2001
I ain't going down alone
Dr. Infant, MD
what a loving farce

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