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Mustang
Jun 18, 2006

“We don’t really know where this goes — and I’m not sure we really care.”
2nd BDE, today's a great day for most of a BDE to go to Yakima

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windshipper
Jun 19, 2006

Dr. Whet Faartz would like to know if this smells funny to you?

Mustang posted:

2nd BDE, today's a great day for most of a BDE to go to Yakima

It is pretty nice outside!

.... On the western side of the mountains!

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
For all we know, Yakima might even still have snow on the ground! Aaaayyyy!

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Hahaha. I went to the goddamn beach today and looked at bikini butts and played with my kids.

gently caress the Army.

its curtains for Kevin
Nov 14, 2011

Fruit is proof that the gods exist and love us.

Just kidding!

Life is meaningless
Blc trip report: Kuwait is hot

The mwr doesn't have GameCube controllers for smash, and the feeding tent has mediocre hours

Night shift begins today

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

Justin Tyme
Feb 22, 2011


I accidentally stayed at work a little late today because I was enjoying what I was doing and I get paid a little more now for staying later, gently caress you if you let the army decide when you are allowed to go home

Justin Tyme fucked around with this message at 02:28 on Jun 14, 2017

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.
https://twitter.com/nancyayoussef/status/875004525828071425

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]

Air asaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Whipped Buttcheeks
Jul 25, 2007
Chairborne Ranger
Pretty safe bet you're never making it through an IRR recall with that on your noggin. Thinking outside the box.

moodyhank31
Aug 29, 2012
Today was a good loving day.

I accepted an offer for 12 months contracting in Afghanistan. 160k. Start one week after my terminal leave begins. Get to double-dip for a couple of months to boot.

1 5-year contract. 18 months in Monterey and 3 years in Germany... no kids, no marriages, no debt.

I Army'd very well.

Thank you goons. I've always appreciated the honesty in here.

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

160 seems low for a deployed contractor​ with actual skills. Still better than being in the Army, though, so congrats.

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
Isn't the first $107k tax free?

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

TBeats posted:

Isn't the first $107k tax free?

Only if you're in the US for less than something like 2 weeks total for the entire calendar year. If your position gets cut in June, you'd better​ have plans to backpack around Europe for a while

The Rat
Aug 29, 2004

You will find no one to help you here. Beth DuClare has been dissected and placed in cryonic storage.

No, it's 330 days out of a 12 consecutive month period. Doesn't stick to calendar years. Google the foreign earned income exclusion and the first hit explains it.

milk milk lemonade
Jul 29, 2016
Ahhh yah, so happy to be out of the Army and DONE with it's bullshit!

*goes back to doing the same thing because I'm institutionalized*

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde

milk milk lemonade posted:

Ahhh yah, so happy to be out of the Army and DONE with it's bullshit!

*goes back to doing the same thing because I'm institutionalized*

BUT I CAN GROW A BEARD

not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u
To be honest I can't imagine a single job that wouldn't be immensely better than doing the same but ARMY.

Aranan
May 21, 2007

Release the Kraken
Yeah, I'm basically doing the same thing that I did while I was in.

I mean... it's the same except I'm working from home half the time, make literally over 4 times what I did while in, work out when and how I want to, and get to wear normal people clothes.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

I'd go to prison for doing my army job in the civilian world. :smith:

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Nostalgia4Murder posted:

I'd go to prison for doing my army job in the civilian world. :smith:

You're a UA?

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Soulex posted:

You're a UA?
No, he's a doc at MEPS.

What they don't tell you is that PUHLES is actually PUHLESB.

The "B" is for "butthole."

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

moodyhank31 posted:

Today was a good loving day.

I accepted an offer for 12 months contracting in Afghanistan. 160k. Start one week after my terminal leave begins. Get to double-dip for a couple of months to boot.

1 5-year contract. 18 months in Monterey and 3 years in Germany... no kids, no marriages, no debt.

I Army'd very well.

Thank you goons. I've always appreciated the honesty in here.

Who with?

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Pictured: this man's last moment on Earth.

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
Took me way too long to recognize that as a PEQ. That's a good thing, I feel like

SwampDonkey
Oct 13, 2006

by Smythe

(and can't post for 4 years!)

moodyhank31 posted:

Today was a good loving day.

cheers

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Naked Bear posted:

Pictured: this man's last moment on Earth.



Oh god. I wouldn't blame him for jumping out the helicopter door moments later.

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
A guy I know just got a frantic call from another helicopter pilot, freaking out because on the last day of a long exercise, one of the air crew dropped his rifle out the door. They're pretty sure they know which stand of trees it's in, though :smithicide:

mlmp08 fucked around with this message at 18:27 on Jun 17, 2017

FIDEL CASHFLOW
Oct 13, 2009

Naked Bear posted:

Pictured: this man's last moment on Earth.



if I'm ever having a bad day, I'm just going to look at this and remember that it can't be as bad as this guy's is about to be

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
Seriously, shut the fuck up.

:dukedog:
Someone was telling me about how they were in a blackhawk flying around off the coast of Hawaii, and one of the guys lost his hold on his M4 and everyone in the back watched as it slowly fell into the ocean. Dude was lucky and they wrote it off as a field loss.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

A Bad Poster posted:

Someone was telling me about how they were in a blackhawk flying around off the coast of Hawaii, and one of the guys lost his hold on his M4 and everyone in the back watched as it slowly fell into the ocean. Dude was lucky and they wrote it off as a field loss.
Hands across the seabed.

Lugnut Seatcushion
May 4, 2013
Lipstick Apathy
Maybe we should stop training the ANA

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

cravius posted:

Maybe we should stop training the ANA

its curtains for Kevin
Nov 14, 2011

Fruit is proof that the gods exist and love us.

Just kidding!

Life is meaningless



Woo STX


(I ruined an entire mission by getting misinformation as opfor)

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
You missed a spot.

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
At least it isn't blackface

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Can't find it now, but there was another one on USAWTF of some dudes gettin' their KISS on.

Carteret
Nov 10, 2012


Naked Bear posted:

Can't find it now, but there was another one on USAWTF of some dudes gettin' their KISS on.



Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

Pesticide20 posted:

At least it isn't blackface

It's the green weenie version of a money shot though

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its curtains for Kevin
Nov 14, 2011

Fruit is proof that the gods exist and love us.

Just kidding!

Life is meaningless
It looks better without the training APELs tbh

Clear ones with inserts will turn any army man into a human being

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