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xthetenth
Dec 30, 2012

Mario wasn't sure if this Jeb guy was a good influence on Yoshi.

Duckbag posted:

Yeah, I get they're just playing off something Trump said, but "actually witches are real this time" is pretty loving stupid. Some of my ancestors got murdered by witch finders in Salem and I don't really find that poo poo funny.

I understood it as "Some people are calling this a witch hunt, but the witch hunts didn't look like this, did they?"

Plus, folks have already gotten condemned to likely death by this administration and will in the future.

xthetenth fucked around with this message at 22:51 on Jun 13, 2017

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Dylan16807
May 12, 2010

Duckbag posted:

Yeah, I get they're just playing off something Trump said, but "actually witches are real this time" is pretty loving stupid. Some of my ancestors got murdered by witch finders in Salem and I don't really find that poo poo funny.

People's ancestor's lives have been ruined over basically every crime in existence, so that's not much reason to avoid them in cartoons.

Pakled
Aug 6, 2011

WE ARE SMART

Ornedan posted:

Is that caricature even supposed to resemble any of the ex-butt politicians? Topic-wise it kinda should be Soini, but that thing looks more like a generic racist jew. Soini being the former leader of the party, who last week ranted about Judas and how he wouldn't split off from the party. He split off.

Yeah that picture's pretty clearly based off of the far-right's favorite anti-semitic caricature.

Potato Salad
Oct 23, 2014

nobody cares



There is a dizzying number of reasons to depose of Trump and shame the GOP, so focus on his criminal activity and get him out.

Duke Igthorn
Oct 11, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Potato Salad posted:

There is a dizzying number of reasons to depose of Trump and shame the GOP, so focus on his criminal activity and get him out.

*Al Capone stands in front of a wall with "Racketeering, corruption, crime, murder, extortion, bribery, gun running, blackmail, selling alcohol repeat" written on it*
Blue Aardvark (?): "Focus...on...tax...evasion...!"

FronzelNeekburm
Jun 1, 2001

STOP, MORTTIME

Jurgan posted:

I don't get this one either. So, the Democrat is trying to distract the people from the issues they support?

There's a strain of argument among the Left that Democrats are not lefties, but merely "liberals" who focus on non-issues, can only discuss politics through the lens of pop culture, and stonewall leftist policy out of a blind devotion to triangulating to the right. There's some ideological cherry-picking going on, but it's also hard to understand the Democratic Party's strategy these days:
https://twitter.com/JStein_Vox/status/874468249475452928

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!


Don't be too hard on the poor guy, he's been enslaved by the Grand Intellect

Jurgan
May 8, 2007

Just pour it directly into your gaping mouth-hole you decadent slut

Duke Igthorn posted:

*Al Capone stands in front of a wall with "Racketeering, corruption, crime, murder, extortion, bribery, gun running, blackmail, selling alcohol repeat" written on it*
Blue Aardvark (?): "Focus...on...tax...evasion...!"

I was assuming the animal was a donkey. If it's not, then that puts the cartoon in a whole new light.

FronzelNeekburm posted:

There's a strain of argument among the Left that Democrats are not lefties, but merely "liberals" who focus on non-issues, can only discuss politics through the lens of pop culture, and stonewall leftist policy out of a blind devotion to triangulating to the right. There's some ideological cherry-picking going on, but it's also hard to understand the Democratic Party's strategy these days:
https://twitter.com/JStein_Vox/status/874468249475452928

Wait, what does "going nuclear" mean in this context? It's supposed to refer to the majority eliminating the filibuster. What is the minority supposed to do that's called "nuclear?" Is this the Orwellian thing about phrases being so familiar that they slide into arguments with no regard for their meaning?

Jurgan fucked around with this message at 00:31 on Jun 14, 2017

the_steve
Nov 9, 2005

We're always hiring!

Quorum
Sep 24, 2014

REMIND ME AGAIN HOW THE LITTLE HORSE-SHAPED ONES MOVE?

Jurgan posted:

I was assuming the animal was a donkey. If it's not, then that puts the cartoon in a whole new light.


Wait, what does "going nuclear" mean in this context? It's supposed to refer to the majority eliminating the filibuster. What is the minority supposed to do that's called "nuclear?" Is this the Orwellian thing about phrases being so familiar that they slide into arguments with no regard for their meaning?

It's a thing where you stop giving "unanimous consent" to procedural stuff, causing literally everything in the Senate to slow to a crawl. At best it would delay an AHCA vote by about two weeks, and it runs the risk of scaring some of the GOP soft yesses into the fold; the nameless staffer is being quoted as judging that payoff not worth it.

World Famous W
May 25, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 11 hours!
:siren:I got the Gay Abortions Mid-term Repository up now!:siren:

So go submit stuff so we don't forget about it all by the end of the year. If you want to.

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

FronzelNeekburm posted:

There's a strain of argument among the Left that Democrats are not lefties, but merely "liberals" who focus on non-issues, can only discuss politics through the lens of pop culture, and stonewall leftist policy out of a blind devotion to triangulating to the right.

It always kind of amuses me when someone pretends to be learning for the first time that the American left has some factional disputes, in 2017

Jurgan posted:

I was assuming the animal was a donkey. If it's not, then that puts the cartoon in a whole new light.


Wait, what does "going nuclear" mean in this context? It's supposed to refer to the majority eliminating the filibuster. What is the minority supposed to do that's called "nuclear?" Is this the Orwellian thing about phrases being so familiar that they slide into arguments with no regard for their meaning?

There is a series of scheduling tricks a dedicated Democratic Party could pull that could possibly delay the AHCA vote until after the upcoming recess, which would give us time to raise awareness and stoke public outrage and cause a lot of people to pressure vulnerable senators. There's not a whole lot of that going on right now, since, ahem, everyone is focused on the Russia thing, so any time we could get would be crucial.

Politicians are waffling on it, though, because this would also, among other things, prevent Jeff Sessions from testifying. And you just know he's gonna say a bunch of incriminating poo poo about his boss and himself, and not lie under oath one little bit, so it's extremely important we let him get up there and repeatedly perjure himself some more.

After The War
Apr 12, 2005

to all of my Architects
let me be traitor

The "Tales From the Crypt" font! :swoon:

Quorum
Sep 24, 2014

REMIND ME AGAIN HOW THE LITTLE HORSE-SHAPED ONES MOVE?

Of course Kelly thinks bats are creepy and not adorable as hell. :colbert:

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy


Here's todays Norwegian version. I really wanna know what he translates Tĺsen to. Lindbergh kidnapping was loving inspired!

Vib Rib
Jul 23, 2007

God damn this shit is
fuckin' re-dic-a-liss

🍖🍖😛🍖🍖

Garrand posted:

Don't be too hard on the poor guy, he's been enslaved by the Grand Intellect
drat, that's a timely Keen 2 / Vorticon reference.

Peanut Butler
Jul 25, 2003



Jonas Albrecht posted:

Goddamn that's infuriating. To watch a plan fail in such a destructive manner, and blindly cling to it with "any day now" justifications.

this is from several pages ago, but its even more infuriating living under it

Shangri-Law School
Feb 19, 2013

From what I've seen, the Dems plan to let the AHCA come to the Senate floor, then pull out all the stops for resistance. In the meantime they'll hammer the Republicans for doing everything in secret.

http://www.politico.com/story/2017/06/13/senate-democrats-save-obamacare-239493

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...



I'm the cloud of bats.

You can thank me for my mosquito-murdering services.

After The War
Apr 12, 2005

to all of my Architects
let me be traitor

Vib Rib posted:

drat, that's a timely Keen 2 / Vorticon reference.

"A wise Democrat never jumps in the dark. In fact, even unwise Democrats will not jump in darkness."

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011

Vib Rib posted:

No one even ever quantifies what they mean by "fake news". Bring up a specific point, at least.

I was watching the Virginia primary results on Buzzfeed, and there were lots of Trumpistas commenting. Every third one was "Fake news" and "Buzzfeed is fake news". Except for one idiot who kept going "The South has risen again" over and over.

The "fake news" consisted of the two people basically just calling out the county results as they came in. No editorializing on who had better policies, only an occasional "Corey Stewart is doing well in the rural part of the state where Trump did well". Literally just facts.

When called on it, one said "Buzzfeed said HIllary would win. Fake news". The literally can't tell the difference between a wrong prediction and the type of blatant lying done by much of the RWM.

Technowolf
Nov 4, 2009




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Jurgan
May 8, 2007

Just pour it directly into your gaping mouth-hole you decadent slut

This is the most shallow and pointless cartoon I've ever seen. "A thing happened- four centuries ago."

Pakled
Aug 6, 2011

WE ARE SMART

Jurgan posted:

This is the most shallow and pointless cartoon I've ever seen. "A thing happened- four centuries ago."

I'm guessing it's referring to the Shakespeare in the Park controversy.

Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug

Pakled posted:

I'm guessing it's referring to the Shakespeare in the Park controversy.
What's that? Did someone try to modernize it and people are so angry?

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


Samurai Sanders posted:

What's that? Did someone try to modernize it and people are so angry?

People (Fox News) are claiming that a recent production of Julius Caesar was full of allusions to Trump. Because the actor playing Caesar was tall and blonde and when he's assassinated it's by a group of women.

Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug

muscles like this! posted:

People (Fox News) are claiming that a recent production of Julius Caesar was full of allusions to Trump. Because the actor playing Caesar was tall and blonde and when he's assassinated it's by a group of women.
Wow, comparing Trump to Caesar is giving him a lot of credit.

Trogdos!
Jul 11, 2009

A DRAGON POKEMAN
well technically a water/flying type

Garrison posted:

The Dow was up nearly another 100 points today after yesterday’s loss. That seems to be the pattern. Every pull back is now seen as a buying opportunity. We are told the economy must be doing great because the market keeps going up, up UP! I suppose it’s a matter of perspective. It’s not so great for over 50 percent of Americans who own no stocks whatsoever. Most Americans are living paycheck to paycheck with little or no savings. They’re struggling to pay rent and the bills. They're not going to be buying AMZN at $1,000 per share. Jobless young people who are steeped in college debt and living with their parents can’t afford to buy stocks, either. Baby boomers are cashing out stocks to pay for their retirement. So what exactly is fueling the perpetual rise in stocks? The central bankers and global corporations themselves. President Trump and Obama have nothing to do with it. It’s an insiders’ game.

The top one percent owns nearly 40 percent of stocks. The top 20 percent owns 92 percent. In other words, the fabulously rich continue to get stupendously richer by pumping up their own stocks while the average working person hasn’t seen a real wage increase in over 30 years. Yes, I know I’m at risk of being called a socialist by pointing this out. Some may say I’m trying to foment class warfare, but all I’m doing is stating facts. We already have a quasi-socialist system. The government steals our money and redistributes it as they see fit. Citizens were ordered to buy ObamaCare whether they liked it or not.

We also have a corporate fascist system. While many Americans are unable to pass ‘GO,’ the Federal Reserve routinely prints and doles out free money to its central banker owners. They in turn sock it into the stock market in the form of quantitative easing, ‘twists’ or whatever they want to call it. They own the Monopoly® board and make us pay each time we land on their squares. They also use their easy money to keep gold and silver suppressed. A classic case of ‘paper covers rock.’ Silver should have done what Bitcoin has done—gone up exponentially. The bankers apparently can’t rig or short Bitcoin.

The big shots who own the game have run out of ideas about where their free money can be parked. Loan it out to the poor or entrepreneurs? Oh no, can’t do that…too much risk! Bonds? No way with these lower rates. The money addicts want the big returns that stocks can provide and so that’s where the money goes. Martin Armstrong even thinks the Dow can hit 40,000. Why not? It benefits those at the very top—you know, those who already own and control most anything anyway. More money for Bezos, Gates, Warren Buffett and the big bankers—great, huh? Those running the show through the CFR and at Bilderberg will continue to have ever-more money and influence while the little guy will lose more freedom, money and jobs. A rising market is great for the top of the pyramid, and terrible for the rest of us.

These are the things I think about as the rigged Dow continues to get force fed. A fat market living at all-time highs is NOT a good thing for the average citizen who picks up the tab, and if the market ever does explode, it will be the average citizen who will suffer the most. You see, it’s not really ‘free money.’ It’s debt currency and it produces a kind of privileged royalty at the top and debt slaves underneath them. It’s the sort of situation that sparks a revolution.

—Ben Garrison

SeANMcBAY
Jun 28, 2006

Look on the bright side.



That comic isn't completely bad. I can't say the same for the accompanying paragraphs.

Trogdos!
Jul 11, 2009

A DRAGON POKEMAN
well technically a water/flying type
Free market is bad, top percentiles own too much property, workers need a living wage, we need a revolution
~ noted libertarian Ben Garrison

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.


Eat the succulent, tender rich and stop enabling greed as a moral virtue, AGC.

(I'm not reading the stupid block of stupid text.)

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Peanut Butler
Jul 25, 2003



Trogdos! posted:

Free market is bad, top percentiles own too much property, workers need a living wage, we need a revolution
~ noted libertarian Ben Garrison

maybe he sees the ship going down and is prepping to pivot to either tankies or ultragoldbugs or neckless doctors

or maybe he's an idiot who is bad at rhetoric and smells like turkey grease
idk it is a mysterious story told in four poses, tops

King Possum III
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ModernMajorGeneral
Jun 25, 2010

I'd be willing to bet that Garrison has done more than one cartoon about how great Trump was because the market went up.

Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short


muscles like this! posted:

People (Fox News) are claiming that a recent production of Julius Caesar was full of allusions to Trump. Because the actor playing Caesar was tall and blonde and when he's assassinated it's by a group of women.

No, it's absolutely about Trump. Much like how their previous production of it was about Obama, and the production before that was about Bush.

Raylen
Aug 1, 2003

You just killed the nice deranged chick from the juice bar that I was gonna score with someday maybe!
Pillbug

lmao I'm relatively poor and even I have a few thousand in stock after only starting with a grand (picked up AMD, US Steel, and a few others when they were super low). Maybe Garrison is just bad at researching companies, their historical trends, and the recent news surrounding them so now he's lashing out at the "big shots"! But I definitely agree that less people should be living paycheck to paycheck but it's not because of the stock market. God drat, Garrison is a loving idiot.

ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

-=SEND HELP=-


Pillbug

Raylen posted:

lmao I'm relatively poor and even I have a few thousand in stock after only starting with a grand (picked up AMD, US Steel, and a few others when they were super low). Maybe Garrison is just bad at researching companies, their historical trends, and the recent news surrounding them so now he's lashing out at the "big shots"! But I definitely agree that less people should be living paycheck to paycheck but it's not because of the stock market. God drat, Garrison is a loving idiot.

It's obviously impossible to predict but the market seems inflated right now. While there have been records set on the stock market there are indicators that the economy is garbage right now. Though the stock market is doing well poverty is on the rise, Americans are struggling to get by, and the rich sit on top of a house of cards.

Apple Pie Hubbub
Feb 14, 2012

Take that, you greedy jerk!
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Chip Bok posted:

Evergreen State College celebrated diversity by asking Caucasians to get their white asses off campus for a day. Death threats and property damage followed.

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Chip Bok posted:

Anthem Insurance recently pulled out of Ohio’s ObamaCare exchange. The company cited “a mix of uncertainty and big losses from higher-than-expected bills racked up by sick policyholders.”

quote:

Also, Anthem cited the shrinking individual market — a half million fewer people signed up for Obamacare during open enrollment this year — and the return of an Obamacare tax levied on insurers that had been waived for 2017 as reasons for its departure.an uncertain future for ObamaCare and declining

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Raylen
Aug 1, 2003

You just killed the nice deranged chick from the juice bar that I was gonna score with someday maybe!
Pillbug

ToxicSlurpee posted:

It's obviously impossible to predict but the market seems inflated right now. While there have been records set on the stock market there are indicators that the economy is garbage right now. Though the stock market is doing well poverty is on the rise, Americans are struggling to get by, and the rich sit on top of a house of cards.

Yeah, I don't disagree. But it's hilarious that Garrison is blaming it on the "big shots" when it's those same rich people who make up roughly all of the positions in Trump's cabinet.

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