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Rolling down the streets of Denver in my newly bought Escalade playing "I'm so paid" with the windows down
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Hurray! I finally get my shot at The Show.
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Jun 12, 2017 18:05
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Hockles posted:COL -- Aunt Jemima is a 2nd Line FWD 
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Jun 12, 2017 18:42
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Didn't realize this thread got moved what up thread. Also since Bubbers has been a 4th liner for three years now I assume he's pretty much useless and will wash out soon? Either that or he needs to start ignoring the puck and start headhunting suckers now.
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Jun 12, 2017 18:44
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Although, I think that a Grinder player-build maxes out at "2nd Line" role, because I think you are still on the 1st line with Athanatos.
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Jun 12, 2017 18:51
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give 👏 hoovelson 👏 some 👏 god 👏 drat 👏 ice 👏 time
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Jun 12, 2017 19:03
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MCBROOZER IS IN, YEEHAW MON-TREE-Y'ALL KEW-BECK!
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Jun 12, 2017 19:58
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Bernie is being very selfish, scoring more goals than getting assists. He should really step aside and provide assists so that the team can move forward and make the playoffs. After all he's not really a goal scorer
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Jun 12, 2017 21:28
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is matt murray a fringe starter like yokozuna
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checksin posted:is matt murray a fringe starter like yokozuna Nope, he is an Elite Goalie.
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2022 All-Star Break Update  All-Stars Pacific - Aejix Dundee (1st selection) Central - Aunt Jemima (2nd selection) Atlantic - Jus Poost (2nd selection) Atlantic - Gord Murphy (2nd selection) Pacific (AHL) - Floaty McPylon (1st selection) (selected, but won't play due to being in NHL) Transaction News 11/2/21 NJ gets: Miracle Johnson NYR gets: 2023 2nd Round Draft Pick 11/3/21 - PHI called up Bubba Biscuits from LV 11/13/21 - ANA called up Danny Provolone from SD 11/26/21 - NJ sent down Miracle Johnson to ALB 11/30/21 - EDM sent down Bavel Bortnik to BAK 12/24/21 - LA called up Floaty McPylon from ONT 1/6/22 - DAL called up Potatoes O'Bourke from TEX Notable Stats Murphy is 2nd in the NHL in goals, Athanatos is 4th, Poost is 5th Murphy is 2nd in the NHL in +/- Jemima is 2nd in PIM, Provolone is 3rd, Potetson is 4th Dundee leads the NHL in GAA and SV% O'Bourke leads the AHL in PIM, Johns is 3rd, Glomma is 4th Glomma is 5th in the AHL in hits Comments Heh, Johnson makes it to the NHL and then gets traded a month in. Bridgeport is doing comically bad down the AHL Only 7 more players left to make it to the NHL http://tinyurl.com/NHL-Create-A-Goon-2017 for complete stats
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Agent convince me to come back to Tinseltown, say they only demote me to "American Hockey League" this time. I accept. Pylon play Belarussian way, they see what I do, they like and give me chance in richest hockey league! Гэта слаўны дзень! Грошы, вось я прыйду! e: Also, OoC, but a shorthanded goal for a defenseman who's bad at defense? Nice. Kilza fucked around with this message at 00:26 on Jun 13, 2017 |
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Wow, Gord 31 goals and 0 assists. Puck hog much?
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Hockles posted:
10 minutes a night and .61 ppg in the ahl,  taro
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Hockles posted:
gently caress is this? I think running over those school children while riding dirty around Denver did not help me get ASG votes. Still paid though.
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yellowcar posted:Wow, Gord 31 goals and 0 assists. Puck hog much? Maybe those Leafs forwards just can't loving score when he dishes!
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Athanatos posted:gently caress is this? GRIT
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thank god i got traded from that hellh- *sent down* gently caress oh well at least im tearing the poo poo out of albany
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I just realized that EDM, TB, and WPG were all mainstays for the goalies the last time I did this. How about some goalie acquisition parity, NHL?
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fits posted:10 minutes a night and .61 ppg in the ahl, Hey, better than .4 on 13:40.
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41 games, 9 hits, 6 foot nine i am become marek malik
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a false posted:41 games, 9 hits, 6 foot nine 42 games, 89 hits, 5 foot 7 Nippon is a tiny terror (move him off the 4th line Capuano  )
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Thinktank ain't getting enough ice time. Thinktank hates this passing poo poo. The coach has is out for Thinktank. Thinktank is going to Europe where they'll appreciate Thinktank's true talent.
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Agent Jack Bauer needs to get called up soon. 20:45 ATOI in the AHL, so the coaches clearly trust him. Give Jack Bauer a chance!
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How can I hurt Corey Perry if I'm on the same team as Corey Perry 
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Call up Glömma
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End of 2021-22 Regular Season Update  Transaction News 2/7/22 - ANA placed Danny Provolone on waivers 2/7/22 - NJ claimed Danny Provolone off waivers from ANA 3/2/22 ANA gets: T. Demko, M. Samuelsson, & B. Sim VAN gets: Southie Paux & Corey Perry COL gets: Eric Comrie WPG gets: 2022 1st Round Draft Pick WPG called up Mulkku Paskiainen from MTB DET gets: Stanley Matthews III, 2023 3rd Round Pick PHI gets: Stabby McStabson LA gets: 2022 4th Round Draft Pick MIN gets: Taro Tsujimoto Notable Stats Poost finished 4th in the NHL in Points Athanatos and Thomas tied for the lead the NHL in goals, Murphy was 2nd, Poost was 3rd Murphy lead the NHL in +/-, Athanatos was 3rd, Jemima was 5th Jemima finished 2nd in PIM, Biscuits was 3rd, Potetson was 4th, Windros was 5th Dundee lead the league in GAA and SV%, and finished 2nd in wins Johns lead the AHL in PIM, Glomma was 2nd Comments It's a trade deadline frenzy! Murphy has to have the most goals in a season without an assist, even from before assists were tracked as a stat in the 1900s Despite only playing 25 games, McPylon finished 10th among AHL Dmen in points Athanatos and Thomas are going to split the Rocket Richard Trophy Dundee is going to win the Jennings Trophy and probably the Vezina Aydin should win the Calder http://tinyurl.com/NHL-Create-A-Goon-2017 for complete stats
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Hockles posted:
Two Potatoes!
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Team did not make playoffs. But that okay. I get no money in playoffs.Hockles posted:Comments  Pylon would have won Amereekan Hockey League awards if Tinseltown not call me up. But I make more money this way. All is good.
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You were basically Justin Schultz from like 2012 or whatever
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maybe ill have a good playoff run for ontario an- oh, hello there, iowa wild 
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shyduck posted:How can I hurt Corey Perry if I'm on the same team as Corey Perry A finger on the monkey's paw curls.
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Hockles posted:You were basically Justin Schultz from like 2012 or whatever Kilza posted:Name (First & Last): Floaty McPylon Looking good so far. 
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Good work getting called up to the show Bubbers but we need to focus on hitting more people and spending more time in the bin, even if we have to ignore the game to do so.
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Hockles posted:Notable Stats Why does he have to be this good on the loving Bruins?
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DETROIT TRADED ME RIGHT loving NOW GO FLYERS
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Isles suck and Bridgeport puts up one of the worst seasons in AHL history. And of course Touchdown got a Cup last year before the team touched the poop and now poor Ichi is stuck as a 4th liner. Side note: Hockles, did you set trades to high or does the game finally just do them more often?
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Furnaceface posted:Side note: Hockles, did you set trades to high or does the game finally just do them more often? I can't set the amount of trades that happen, they just do. Goons just were lucky enough to be the focus. I only post the "big" ones, not the "nobody for a mid-round pick" ones.
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Hockles posted:[ I've finally made a name for myself, aw yeah
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Hockles posted:3/2/22 welcome to the mediocre zone, bud  i guess 0 pim in 74 games is... cool? does the AHL have a lady byng equivalent?
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