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Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

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Melondog
Oct 9, 2006

:yeshaha:

Just Offscreen posted:

These knives!

My heart! These knives!

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012





Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Bombadilillo posted:

Saw gently into the pit with a aerated blade. It will dislodge or bite in and have the same twist the knife effect.
Unless you're serving avocado halves, why not just halve the bit containing the pit?

Tamayachi
Sep 25, 2007

Did you think about it?


Yes. Yes you did.

We Know Catheters posted:

Why so many words?



Ask any Mermaid you happen to see,
"What's the best tuna? Chicken of the Sea!"

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.
Chocolate fountain are a hygenic nightmare

What a stupid gimmick I'm glad that birds dead

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

birdmom of 7 can't even identify a CGI bird from an Adam Sandler movie

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

John Big Booty posted:

Unless you're serving avocado halves, why not just halve the bit containing the pit?

Just hit a slit in the pit and you can eat both bits. It's the poo poo.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

See, I know this is fake, because despite having nearly a million followers, the Apple Twitter account has never posted anything.

Wank
Apr 26, 2008

http://www.clickhole.com/article/hard-watch-chris-pine-accompanied-terminally-ill-g-6140

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

:stare:That is advanced.

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

ME Andromeda DLC lookin good

Jose Valasquez
Apr 8, 2005

Am I the only one who sees a guy rubbing chocolate on his face instead of a bird :confused:

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Jose Valasquez posted:

Am I the only one who sees a guy rubbing chocolate on his face instead of a bird :confused:

Nope, and it's awesome.

Blind Rasputin
Nov 25, 2002

Farewell, good Hunter. May you find your worth in the waking world.

That hourglass figure

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Tamayachi posted:

Ask any Mermaid you happen to see,
"What's the best tuna? Chicken of the Sea!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2h72aXVP8o

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Cumslut1895
Feb 18, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Dreddout posted:

HYUCK ME UP INSIDE

CAN'T HYUCK UP

SAVE ME FROM THE GOOFBALL I'VE BECOME


VanSandman posted:

Oh god I can hear it in my head.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOsck7jYUsE

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Agreed.

TURTLE SLUT
Dec 12, 2005

I love this video so much. One knife yee hand, one life yee hard. What a perfect lie!

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Such a gooda knoife! :buddy:



Whenever I eat sushi I can't help but mumble to myself "Perhaps you want to cat some pickeled gingeres" as I chopstick them

Bogan King
Jan 21, 2013

I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.


Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

That's disappointing. I was expecting "It was opposite day".

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Jose Valasquez posted:

Am I the only one who sees a guy rubbing chocolate on his face instead of a bird :confused:

Listen here cum slut

dev286
Nov 30, 2006

Let it be all the best.
*twitch*

Flash Gordon Ramsay
Sep 28, 2004

Grimey Drawer
Maybe the owner is named Happy Day

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:

Maybe the owner is named Happy Day

Charlie's brother trying to get a little action from his fame.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012








CPColin
Sep 9, 2003

Big ol' smile.

Clearly a Lyft driver.

Cumslut1895
Feb 18, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

zoux posted:

Listen here cum slut

What?

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

I think he was talking to Cumslut1894.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something


- CumSlut 1894?
- My mistake.

Hackers film 1995
Nov 4, 2009

Hack the planet!

Bloody Hedgehog posted:



- CumSlut 1894?
- My mistake.

:discourse:


Stare-Out
Mar 11, 2010


Context? That's Larry David, clearly.

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
girls hate cannons

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Guy Goodbody posted:

girls hate cannons

bum Bum BUM dananana dananana

Hackers film 1995
Nov 4, 2009

Hack the planet!

Stare-Out posted:

Context? That's Larry David, clearly.

yeah that is him and his daughter but that is all i know.

knobgobblin
Oct 28, 2010

got a bone to pick

Wiggles Von Huggins posted:

yeah that is him and his daughter but that is all i know.

I think that's all you really need to know

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Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.

Stare-Out posted:

Context? That's Larry David, clearly.

Dads are eternal.

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