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Ralepozozaxe
Sep 6, 2010

A Veritable Smorgasbord!

farraday posted:

i guess it makes sense. Every time someone is wounded you send for the court physician to improve their chances.

We're just lucky he doesn't have his Surgeon General or he would have demanded they take over the operation.

It's going to end like all surgeries end in CK2. We got the bullet out, by cutting off your dong.

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Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead

evilweasel posted:

different personal doctor, the presidential personal doctor (a real doctor)

In our defense, he kind of looks like a Ronny.

KickerOfMice
Jun 7, 2017

[/color]Keep firing, assholes![/color]

Spaceballs the custom title.
Fun Shoe

awesmoe posted:

yeah, not this guy.

the other guy
PCP-laden Frasier Crane?

JosefStalinator
Oct 9, 2007

Come Tbilisi if you want to live.




Grimey Drawer

Trump can create conflicting narratives about literally anything.

ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

-=SEND HELP=-


Pillbug

Ralepozozaxe posted:

It's going to end like all surgeries end in CK2. We got the bullet out, by cutting off your dong.

You're horribly disfigured, only have part of one arm left of all your limbs, we cut off your dick, and you have super cancer but at least you're alive!

Oh by the way the next treatment is bees.

awesmoe
Nov 30, 2005

Pillbug

KickerOfMice posted:

PCP-laden Frasier Crane?
it was NOT this guy in the hospital


but if it's any consolation that is the guy who asserted that donald trump would be the healthiest individual ever elected to the presidency

Spiffster
Oct 7, 2009

I'm good... I Haven't slept for a solid 83 hours, but yeah... I'm good...


Lipstick Apathy

Ummm :what:

KickerOfMice
Jun 7, 2017

[/color]Keep firing, assholes![/color]

Spaceballs the custom title.
Fun Shoe

awesmoe posted:

it was NOT this guy in the hospital


A joke, man.

?

Tzen
Sep 11, 2001

I'm so hard right now.

awesmoe
Nov 30, 2005

Pillbug

KickerOfMice posted:

A joke, man.

?

it has been a long sad day and for some reason (not sure why?) seeing pictures of this guy

cheers me up

glowing-fish
Feb 18, 2013

Keep grinding,
I hope you level up! :)

enraged_camel posted:

Fixing the American system is very easy: get private money out of politics. Candidates should be able to use only public funds. Not even their own money.

Boom. Fixed.

Say that a candidate had previously written a successful book about American society and history, maybe a stirring memoir about their feeling of alienation from their immigrant father, or maybe a series of hokey, ghost-written novels about the Civil War.

Would you suggest that since these candidates were using these platforms to spread their message and gain public acceptance, that it was a form of campaigning, and that therefore these books should be seized and censored?

As another poster said, define "private", "money" and "politics".

Any type of public statement on a matter of policy or concern could be seen as "politics". If a candidate used their own money to self-publish a book, would you suggest banning that? What about holding a public meeting? And what do you mean by "candidate". Suppose Michael Bloomberg wants to spend his own money to buy a 30 minute special on television where he talks about gun control. Even though he is not a declared candidate for office, this could be seen as an attempt to publicize his policy positions for a future run. Should it be preemptively banned?

Basically, your proposal would amount to banning the ability of any public figure to engage in free speech, free association, or free assembly.

Sorry that things aren't always "Boom. Fixed. "

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit

https://twitter.com/rebeccaballhaus/status/875172769905946624

WhiskeyJuvenile
Feb 15, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
so much for the "tolerant" left

evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

https://twitter.com/joshtpm/status/875181884455747586

KickerOfMice
Jun 7, 2017

[/color]Keep firing, assholes![/color]

Spaceballs the custom title.
Fun Shoe

awesmoe posted:

it has been a long sad day and for some reason (not sure why?) seeing pictures of this guy

cheers me up

Don't question it. :cheers:
No worries, and is it a full moon tonight/today or what?

Bottom Liner
Feb 15, 2006


a specific vein of lasagna

Daaaaaaamn. I hope every government agency bands together to turbo gently caress this Cheeto

skylined!
Apr 6, 2012

THE DEM DEFENDER HAS LOGGED ON
the great mattering is fast upon us

DaveWoo
Aug 14, 2004

Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/Bencjacobs/status/875182378297282560

Milosh
Oct 14, 2000
Forum Veteran

Love Josh Marshall and TPM so much.

Aurubin
Mar 17, 2011


So this will drag on for years and then he'll give an Alford plea?

skylined!
Apr 6, 2012

THE DEM DEFENDER HAS LOGGED ON
https://twitter.com/byrdinator/status/875035782007971840

Comments are fuckin brutal

KickerOfMice
Jun 7, 2017

[/color]Keep firing, assholes![/color]

Spaceballs the custom title.
Fun Shoe

I keep reading this, someone clue me in?

Relentlessboredomm
Oct 15, 2006

It's Sic Semper Tyrannis. You said, "Ever faithful terrible lizard."

You weren't joking. Congress has no sympathy from regular folks, which is entirely their own fault.

KickerOfMice
Jun 7, 2017

[/color]Keep firing, assholes![/color]

Spaceballs the custom title.
Fun Shoe

awesmoe posted:

it has been a long sad day and for some reason (not sure why?) seeing pictures of this guy

cheers me up

Taking a good look at this again, the portrait centered on his wall is what?

Is that a younger him or white Jesus or- who centers a portrait on a wall?

Pikavangelist
Nov 9, 2016

There is no God but Arceus
And Pikachu is His prophet



KickerOfMice posted:

I keep reading this, someone clue me in?

https://twitter.com/thedailybeast/status/862476453472067584

Night10194
Feb 13, 2012

We'll start,
like many good things,
with a bear.


I mean, if they want sympathy maybe they shouldn't have mocked Obama for being able to be devastated by 20 children being murdered.

Tart Kitty
Dec 17, 2016

Oh, well, that's all water under the bridge, as I always say. Water under the bridge!


"Whaddya think, Ronny? Think you can help?"

"Maybe. I'll need to apply some leaches to his testicles to be sure, though."

"Steve, Ronny here's gonna need to put some leaches on yer balls. But don't worry; he's very good. Very tender."

farraday
Jan 10, 2007

Lower those eyebrows, young man. And the other one.

The Deputy NSA guy here, Rick Ledgett, Announced his retirement at the start of Feb and left office at the end of April for a timeline on that for anyone interested.

He was already retiring by the time the request would have happened.

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010

Must be hell of a yes man/dick sucker for Donnie to be okay with such failure.

I think he might love him more than his three sons(and therefore ahead in the will), but still below the daughter he fucks.

Cthulhu Dreams
Dec 11, 2010

If I pretend to be Cthulhu no one will know I'm a baseball robot.

Old Kentucky Shark posted:

Okay, that? That poo poo's hosed up.

It's not his personal doctor - it's the White House doctor (who is military I think?)

Edit: beaten

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
Having an XP machine must be hell of a sec. vector.

berserker
Aug 17, 2003

My love for you
is ticking clock

This is :hellyeah:

Lemming
Apr 21, 2008

Is he the "it wasn't rape because you can't rape your spouse" lawyer?

TARDISman
Oct 28, 2011



Lemming posted:

Is he the "it wasn't rape because you can't rape your spouse" lawyer?

I thought that was "Says who" guy.

KickerOfMice
Jun 7, 2017

[/color]Keep firing, assholes![/color]

Spaceballs the custom title.
Fun Shoe

Ty.

Defeatism is always a good sign if the leaders you-

AAAGGRRRHHHHhhhhAAaaa.

EwokEntourage
Jun 10, 2008

BREYER: Actually, Antonin, you got it backwards. See, a power bottom is actually generating all the dissents by doing most of the work.

SCALIA: Stephen, I've heard that speed has something to do with it.

BREYER: Speed has everything to do with it.

farraday posted:

The Deputy NSA guy here, Rick Ledgett, Announced his retirement at the start of Feb and left office at the end of April for a timeline on that for anyone interested.

He was already retiring by the time the request would have happened.

there's no dates provided in the article, so what do you base this on?

axeil
Feb 14, 2006

Serfer posted:

Weren't there rumors that there was evidence of Ryan and McConnell laundering Russian money into the GOP as well? I seem to recall that, but it may have been Louise Mensch craziness.

If this whole thing ends up with the entire GOP leadership convicted of money laundering ala House of Cards does that mean we actually are in The Good Timeline?

skylined!
Apr 6, 2012

THE DEM DEFENDER HAS LOGGED ON

axeil posted:

If this whole thing ends up with the entire GOP leadership convicted of money laundering ala House of Cards does that mean we actually are in The Good Timeline?

Their replacements are mostly gonna be tea party crazies so

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit

https://twitter.com/mileskahn/status/875180953479647233

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WhiskeyJuvenile
Feb 15, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo

https://twitter.com/mileskahn/status/875180953479647233

god drat it

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