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Bogan King: Jan 21, 2013; I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.

Look at what the new Inner West Council has been up to

# ? Jun 15, 2017 05:42

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Endman: May 18, 2010; That is not dead which can eternal lie, And with strange aeons even anime may die

That Hobart spike ffs

# ? Jun 15, 2017 05:43

birdstrike: Oct 30, 2008; i;m gay

You'd think we'd have better or st least new toppings to argue over.

What about those nutella doughnuts over a milkshake? Seems pretty fuckin bourgeois to me

# ? Jun 15, 2017 05:44

birdstrike: Oct 30, 2008; i;m gay

Bogan King posted:

Look at what the new Inner West Council has been up to

first trackless trams now this

they're called BUSES

# ? Jun 15, 2017 05:45

Zenithe: Feb 25, 2013; _{Ask not to whom the Anidavatar belongs; it belongs to thee.}

Bogan King posted:

Look at what the new Inner West Council has been up to

You should scan this so we can edit it.

# ? Jun 15, 2017 05:49

Bogan King: Jan 21, 2013; I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.

Zenithe posted:

You should scan this so we can edit it.

Not my pic, if you have a facebook thing you can ask the dude who posted it. Or you could just edit that pic.

# ? Jun 15, 2017 05:55

Bogan King: Jan 21, 2013; I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.

https://twitter.com/elizabethredman/status/875178012391624704

# ? Jun 15, 2017 06:28

Bogan King: Jan 21, 2013; I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.

Nein News posted:

Leaked audio reveals Malcolm Turnbull roasting Donald Trump over 'fake polls' and Russia

Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull isn't known for being a comedian but he tried some daring Donald Trump material on a room of journalists in Canberra last night.

He gave a tongue-in-cheek speech at Parliament House's annual Mid Winter Ball, which Nine's Political Editor Laurie Oakes has decided to reveal.

Usually the prime minister's address is off the record, but Oakes - who did not attend the dinner and does not believe reporting should be banned at events hosted by journalists - is making it public.

In leaked audio, Mr Turnbull is heard making fun of his meeting with the president in New York last month.

"It was beautiful. It was the most beautiful putting-me-at-ease ever," he jokes.�

He even does a Donald Trump impersonation.

"The Donald and I, we are winning and winning in the polls. We are winning so much, we are winning, we are winning like we have never won before," he says.�

Audio in link.

# ? Jun 15, 2017 06:38

Cartoon: Jun 20, 2008; poop

Hobo Erotica posted:

Anyway I'm just trying to understand the hate and nothing has really stood up so far,

There was a time before when an argument had pros and cons. In the online environment you have: Making a spectacle of yourself (content provider)[A] or denouncing other posters [B]. There are no other tenable positions. Defending ANYTHING just makes you a target of [B] as you have actually become an [A]. In your example the original subject was an [A] and, your now being attacked person, was a somewhat unwitting [B] that, by doing so, became an [A] and is now being target by a gaggle of [B]s. There is an enormous amount of other people who are somewhere in the middle but couldn't be bothered getting into what is essentially monkeys throwing faeces.

tl;dr Haters make big noises on the internet. Non-haters make none.

# ? Jun 15, 2017 06:39

Pwnstar: Dec 9, 2007; Who wants some waffles?

I just got an email from my bank inviting me to a seminar on how to buy my first home and how that is a cool and good idea.

# ? Jun 15, 2017 06:46

HookShot: Dec 26, 2005

You Am I posted:

You're not even Australian why are we giving you any time.

Why don't you go and fight Trump about it?

Yoplait is French for Yoghurt

Because my country, where it is completely unacceptable to mis-translate a company name, is the glorious God-blessed nation where putting pineapple on a pizza was invented, and it is my right, nay, my responsibility, to travel the forums and spread the gospel of pineapple pizza so even savage Australians can see the light.

I'm basically pizza Jesus.

# ? Jun 15, 2017 06:49

Bogan King: Jan 21, 2013; I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.

HookShot posted:

Because my country, where it is completely unacceptable to mis-translate a company name, is the glorious God-blessed nation where putting pineapple on a pizza was invented, and it is my right, nay, my responsibility, to travel the forums and spread the gospel of pineapple pizza so even savage Australians can see the light.

I'm basically pizza Jesus.

Pisus

# ? Jun 15, 2017 06:50

Cartoon: Jun 20, 2008; poop

HookShot posted:

I'm basically pizza Jesus.

So full of poo poo then.

# ? Jun 15, 2017 06:51

GoldStandardConure: Jun 11, 2010; I have to kill fast
and mayflies too slow; Pillbug

hookshot come to perth and get pineapple pizza at theo & co, the best pizza in the world

# ? Jun 15, 2017 06:51

HookShot: Dec 26, 2005

Cartoon posted:

So full of poo poo then.

I condemn thee to hell, where all pizza has anchovies! And there are no vegan options!

# ? Jun 15, 2017 06:52

racing identity: Apr 5, 2017; by FactsAreUseless

Is the Midwinter ball funded with public money? Going to put an FOI for the costs if it is.

# ? Jun 15, 2017 06:53

HookShot: Dec 26, 2005

GoldStandardConure posted:

hookshot come to perth and get pineapple pizza at theo & co, the best pizza in the world

Will it beat the pizza I had my first night in Rome that was topped with French fries and sliced hot dogs?

I came back to the apartment with it and mr hookshot was like wtf is wrong with you but it was p good

# ? Jun 15, 2017 06:53

Cartoon: Jun 20, 2008; poop

HookShot posted:

And there are no vegan options!

Devil's don't count as meat. Checkmate Jezzas

# ? Jun 15, 2017 06:54

GoldStandardConure: Jun 11, 2010; I have to kill fast
and mayflies too slow; Pillbug

HookShot posted:

Will it beat the pizza I had my first night in Rome that was topped with French fries and sliced hot dogs?

maybe

# ? Jun 15, 2017 06:55

HookShot: Dec 26, 2005

Cartoon posted:

Devil's don't count as meat. Checkmate Jezzas

Fine, also the crusts are burnt then :colbert:

# ? Jun 15, 2017 06:55

hooman: Oct 11, 2007; This guy seems legit.; Fun Shoe

GoldStandardConure posted:

hookshot come to perth and get pineapple pizza at theo & co, the best pizza in the world

Second come to perth. Also Theo&Co isn't even the best pizza in Perth.

I mean it's good, but lets not go overselling it.

# ? Jun 15, 2017 06:55

HookShot: Dec 26, 2005

GoldStandardConure posted:

maybe

In that case it's a solid maybe!

# ? Jun 15, 2017 06:56

iajanus: Aug 17, 2004; NUMBER 1 QUEENSLAND SUPPORTER
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HookShot posted:

I condemn thee to hell, where all pizza has anchovies! And there are no vegan options!

I believe that is heaven.

# ? Jun 15, 2017 06:58

Bogan King: Jan 21, 2013; I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.

ABC posted:

Salim Mehajer's sister Fatima pleads guilty to 77 charges over 2012 Auburn Council elections

Fatima Mehajer, sister to former Auburn deputy mayor Salim Mehajer, has pleaded guilty to 77 charges relating to rigging the 2012 Auburn Council elections, with remaining charges being withdrawn.

Her brother, Salim Mehajer, is facing 128 charges over the 2012 Auburn Council elections.

The Mehajers engaged in acts of electoral fraud to increase Salim's chances of being elected, a Sydney court has heard.

Prosecutor Jeremy Rapke QC said two groups of candidates were put together and a number of them submitted false addresses.

He said eligible candidates needed to live in, or own, property in the ward they were contesting and be enrolled to vote in that area themselves.

Both Salim and Fatima Mehajer listed their addresses as being a unit in Auburn.

"Neither the defendant nor Fatima lived at the residential address," Mr Rapke said.

False enrolment forms submitted before election

It was also alleged that dozens of false enrolment forms were submitted in the lead-up to the election.

The hearing at the Downing Centre Local Court, was told 76 of the forms contained false addresses and more than 50 were forgeries.

"Staff at the electoral office became suspicious of the large number of forms... and most of them were not processed," said Mr Rapke.

quote:
"It's alleged (Salim Mehajer) engaged in acts of electoral fraud to enhance his chances (at the election)."
Prosecutors said text messages between Fatima and Salim Mehajer showed they were communicating about the fraud.

Mr Rapke said the relationship between the siblings "was not an innocent one".

The manager of elections of operations at the NSW Electoral Commission, Gregory Copson, said having five or more candidates qualifies them for a group square above the line on a ballot paper.

"The vast majority of voters actually vote above the line," he said.

Those contesting elections are required to fill out a candidate information sheet, which includes their name, address, whether they are enrolled and other information.

Asked if the commission takes the contents of these sheets at "face value", Mr Copson said, "we do not investigate anything written on the candidate information sheet".

# ? Jun 15, 2017 06:59

G-Spot Run: Jun 28, 2005

If bacon can be friends with ice cream and syrup and live happily together on a waffle then ham can be friends with pineapple and live happily together on a pizza. I think it can be bad when they overdo the pineapple though, there needs to be a balance of light and well drained toppings or the base gets all soggy and gross, but that can happen with capsicum and mushroom on pizza too it's not a pineapple specific issue.

# ? Jun 15, 2017 06:59

ungulateman: Apr 18, 2012; pretentious fuckwit who isn't half as literate or insightful or clever as he thinks he is

pineapple and anchovies are both excellent pizza toppings

not on the same pizza, naturally

# ? Jun 15, 2017 07:00

aejix: Sep 18, 2007; It's about finding that next group of core players we can win with in the next 6, 8, 10 years. Let's face it, it's hard for 20-, 21-, 22-year-olds to lead an NHL team. Look at the playoffs.

That quote is from fucking 2018. Fuck you Jim; Pillbug

HookShot posted:

Fine, also the crusts are burnt then

The cornicione is supposed to have burnt bits :colbert:

# ? Jun 15, 2017 07:01

HookShot: Dec 26, 2005

iajanus posted:

I believe that is heaven.

You're also going to pizza hell, but your pizza hell is being told by the Eagle Boys' automated system that they don't recognize your suburb forever so you never get pizza.

# ? Jun 15, 2017 07:02

Zenithe: Feb 25, 2013; _{Ask not to whom the Anidavatar belongs; it belongs to thee.}

HookShot posted:

Will it beat the pizza I had my first night in Rome that was topped with French fries and sliced hot dogs?

I came back to the apartment with it and mr hookshot was like wtf is wrong with you but it was p good

Thread sounds like it needs to go over this excellent thread Post the worst pizza ever in this thread : The Return

# ? Jun 15, 2017 07:02

HookShot: Dec 26, 2005

Zenithe posted:

Thread sounds like it needs to go over this excellent thread Post the worst pizza ever in this thread : The Return

Haha you linked to GBS!!! Loser!!!

# ? Jun 15, 2017 07:09

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

ewe2 posted:

A run down of LNP donations from Energy companies too:

https://twitter.com/WorldOfMarkyD/status/874491359247310848

I'm always stunned at just how loving cheap it is to buy a politician - or even an entire party.

$50k a year is couch change to a big company.

A couple of years ago, my company spent over $150k just buying new office chairs. But for that, they apparently could have ~~bought~~ hired controlling interest in the major political party of their choice.

# ? Jun 15, 2017 07:10

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

Double Post!

Also - who gives a poo poo what people put in their food? If it's healthy, or even simply not made out of pure loving lard, let them enjoy it.

# ? Jun 15, 2017 07:21

Futuresight: Oct 11, 2012; IT'S ALL TURNED TO SHIT!

I think those bribes include future board seats and consultancy fees and whatnot though. Tip of the iceberg as it were.

# ? Jun 15, 2017 07:21

hooman: Oct 11, 2007; This guy seems legit.; Fun Shoe

Gorilla Salad posted:

Double Post!

Also - who gives a poo poo what people put in their food? If it's healthy, or even simply not made out of pure loving lard, let them enjoy it.

Stop lardshaming me.

# ? Jun 15, 2017 07:27

Synthbuttrange: May 6, 2007

Bogan King posted:

Audio in link.

leaaaaaaaks!

# ? Jun 15, 2017 07:28

Bucky Fullminster: Apr 13, 2007

Cartoon posted:

There was a time before when an argument had pros and cons. In the online environment you have: Making a spectacle of yourself (content provider)[A] or denouncing other posters [B]. There are no other tenable positions. Defending ANYTHING just makes you a target of [B] as you have actually become an [A]. In your example the original subject was an [A] and, your now being attacked person, was a somewhat unwitting [B] that, by doing so, became an [A] and is now being target by a gaggle of [B]s. There is an enormous amount of other people who are somewhere in the middle but couldn't be bothered getting into what is essentially monkeys throwing faeces.

tl;dr Haters make big noises on the internet. Non-haters make none.

Haha I appreciate that thanks mate but Christ your posts are as incomprehensible as ever. But I think I get your point.

So people can still just throw out things about a woman like:

NTRabbit posted:

"She's a feminist who was inspired, by rejecting the idea that she could be told there's a right way to be feminist, to a career chiefly revolving around telling other women they're doing feminism wrong."

and

Dan Dido posted:

"Mia Freedman is a feminist only in that she's for the advancement of woman. That woman being Mia Freedman."

With literally nothing to back it up, and that passes in D&D these days.

# ? Jun 15, 2017 07:37

birdstrike: Oct 30, 2008; i;m gay

you want to bang mia christ we get it already

# ? Jun 15, 2017 07:44

racing identity: Apr 5, 2017; by FactsAreUseless

Hobo Erotica posted:

Haha I appreciate that thanks mate but Christ your posts are as incomprehensible as ever. But I think I get your point.

So people can still just throw out things about a woman like:

and

With literally nothing to back it up, and that passes in D&D these days.

She built a media empire on the back of unpaid serf labour. There.

# ? Jun 15, 2017 07:47

The Divine Orator: Dec 31, 2008; Getter into the Future, Ryouma-Chan~

hooman posted:

Second come to perth. Also Theo&Co isn't even the best pizza in Perth.

I mean it's good, but lets not go overselling it.

What is, if you don't mind me asking?

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Bucky Fullminster: Apr 13, 2007

Goddamn it neither of those are the issue

# ? Jun 15, 2017 08:01

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