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Hexyflexy
Sep 2, 2011

asymptotically approaching one

Reverand maynard posted:

would a dirty bomb even be that bad?

Technically no, I was trying to think earlier when this news story came up how the hell you'd even get hold of the radioisotopes to make a serious one. It's pretty much impossible. But the fear is that you set a crappy one off in a financial centre, and then because most people don't know a hell of a lot about radioactive materials, they refuse to go there, the clean up takes ages and your local economy tanks itself.

It's very unlikely any terrorist group will ever have the resources to put one together.

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Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
https://twitter.com/PFTCommenter/status/875325651594731521

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/875321478849363968

Hexyflexy
Sep 2, 2011

asymptotically approaching one

A witch hunt isn't a bad thing when you're trying to annihilate an actual witch.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
Dude's got the saltiest pussy

GoGoGadget
Apr 29, 2006

cowboy elvis posted:

Dude's got the saltiest pussy

Believe me, you won't find a saltier pussy anywhere. Ask anyone! The saltiest.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug
Putin has offered Comey political asylum:

http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-...ontent=20170615

MA-Horus
Dec 3, 2006

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

OK VLAD NOW YOU'RE JUST TROLLING BRUH

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

Putin knows how to have fun.

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008


He just wants a sitcom starring Snowden and Comey.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

Can we give them Manning and they can have Assange as a bonus instead?

Hexyflexy
Sep 2, 2011

asymptotically approaching one

cowboy elvis posted:

Putin knows how to have fun.

I don't know how he's so good at this. Actually I do, he's the total dick I'd like to be if I lived in a universe where there were no consequences to anything I did. KGB's back baby, and this time we're all losing.

Blind Rasputin
Nov 25, 2002

Farewell, good Hunter. May you find your worth in the waking world.


He is the world's best troll. God drat lol

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Blind Rasputin posted:

He is the world's best troll. God drat lol

Pretty sure that being in an Intelligence service is all about trolling.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

cowboy elvis posted:

Dude's got the saltiest pussy

What a horrible sentence.

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
https://twitter.com/USCGSoutheast/status/875260873673236480?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

Missionary Positron
Jul 6, 2004
And now for something completely different

I hope those internet points were worth it :thumbsup:

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

IT'S JUST A PRANK BRO

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Not bad, conspiracy theorists are going to the pokey and the feds got a good training event. Everybody wins!

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

just a reminder some dude went on a multi state bombing campaign and when arrested stated it was "for the lolz"

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

Smiling Jack posted:

just a reminder some dude went on a multi state bombing campaign and when arrested stated it was "for the lolz"

wait when was this?

Blind Rasputin
Nov 25, 2002

Farewell, good Hunter. May you find your worth in the waking world.

Doesn't everyone join the military for the lolz?

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Blind Rasputin posted:

Doesn't everyone join the military for the lolz?

Some people join for the skulz, others join for the money

They used to join up as part of a sentencing deal too

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
The Bill Cosby jury is deadlocked and can't reach a verdict, but the judge told them to suck it up and go back in to redeliberate.

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

BigDave posted:

wait when was this?

November 15 – December 21, 1864

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

BigDave posted:

wait when was this?

gently caress, early 2000s? All I remember is the FBI arrested him. Might have been a hoax campaign let me Google it

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

facialimpediment posted:

The Bill Cosby jury is deadlocked and can't reach a verdict, but the judge told them to suck it up and go back in to redeliberate.

maybe they should sleep on it

Shaddak
Nov 13, 2011

Belgian Waffle posted:

I asked a dentist if you could build up a resistance to novocain (after a couple of shots and like 20 minutes of BSing) and he told me No.

With our combined anecdotal experiences, I'm willing to call him a liar.

I have to agree. I don't know what tbe deal is, but every time I've had a cavity filled, the dentist has to give me enough novacain to numb the entire side of my face.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
The writer of this article needs to be a national writer. The whole article is worth it for this lede:


quote:

HOPE, Maine — While jogging on a familiar, overgrown, wooded trail near her home on a recent warm afternoon, Rachel Borch thought to herself. “What a beautiful day.”

Little did she know she was about to be attacked by a rabid raccoon that she would end up killing with her bare hands.


http://bangordailynews.com/2017/06/14/news/midcoast/maine-woman-attacked-by-raccoon-drowns-rabid-animal-in-puddle/

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
So, about those Turkish guys beating up protesters...

https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/875386316720136192

Sorry!

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
The blimp at the U.S. Open apparently caught on fire and crashed.

https://twitter.com/AaronDrez/status/875386900747624449

https://twitter.com/msiggyy/status/875387281426841602

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

Shaddak posted:

I have to agree. I don't know what tbe deal is, but every time I've had a cavity filled, the dentist has to give me enough novacain to numb the entire side of my face.

Seconding this. I can't even use straight novicane anymore, I need to use nitrous oxide gas at the same time.

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

BigDave posted:

Seconding this. I can't even use straight novicane anymore, I need to use nitrous oxide gas at the same time.

this is an upgrade imo

tankfish
May 31, 2013

facialimpediment posted:

The Bill Cosby jury is deadlocked and can't reach a verdict, but the judge told them to suck it up and go back in to redeliberate.

What the gently caress I thought it was a slam dunk? Is it a jury of the last Cosby fans?

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Hot Karl Marx posted:

So, about those Turkish guys beating up protesters...

https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/875386316720136192

Sorry!

The guy on the left just screams :biotruths: poster on reddit.

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD

tankfish posted:

What the gently caress I thought it was a slam dunk? Is it a jury of the last Cosby fans?

People don't want to accept that America's token was a lovely person

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

Proud Christian Mom posted:

People don't want to accept that America's token was a lovely person

Actually there are just 35 liars out there who just want money :colbert:

My mom says this and then can't understand why women don't come forward more.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

It's like finding out Mr. Rogers had a sex dungeon

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

tastefully arranged labia posted:

It's like finding out Mr. Rogers had a sex dungeon

The land of make believe

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MA-Horus
Dec 3, 2006

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

tastefully arranged labia posted:

It's like finding out Mr. Rogers had a sex dungeon

He rapes, but he saves.

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