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TBeats posted:My issue with corrected procedures, and correct me if I'm wrong, is that my vision is getting worse as I get older. I need a new prescription these days because my glasses aren't as sharp as they used to be.
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Mr. Nice! posted:Vasectomies are similar. I had to get an extra injection of the local because I could still feel what he was doing on ball number 1. I also got to see and smell the smoke rising from my testicles when he cauterized everything. [ask] me about having a soldering iron inside my scrotum. You sure have to take some extreme steps to get your rocks off after your Navy time, man
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Nick Soapdish posted:That PRK or LASIK? Going to get LASIK done next week because gently caress 20 years of glasses wearing. PRK is wild because they also shave off your epithelial tissue while you're awake. It's very A Clockwork Orange. TBeats posted:My issue with corrected procedures, and correct me if I'm wrong, is that my vision is getting worse as I get older. I need a new prescription these days because my glasses aren't as sharp as they used to be. You will always need reading glasses, even with PRK or LASIK. The process that leads to needing reading glasses is the same one that leads to the graying of hair, and is separate from fixing nearsightedness. I got PRK done when I was 23 and it was worth it. Best $4,000 I've ever spent.
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maybe I could afford it to be honest I haven't even gotten a quote because I just imagine this being the procedure https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=burORQDUmPg&t=11s
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Mr. Nice! posted:Vasectomies are similar. I had to get an extra injection of the local because I could still feel what he was doing on ball number 1. I also got to see and smell the smoke rising from my testicles when he cauterized everything. [ask] me about having a soldering iron inside my scrotum. Did you get one of those deals where they go in and gently caress poo poo up for good, or where the procedure is reversible in the future?
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Nick Soapdish posted:That PRK or LASIK? Going to get LASIK done next week because gently caress 20 years of glasses wearing. I'm getting it done two weeks from tomorrow because yeah, gently caress glasses. During the consult I did ask them if I'd be able to smell burning eyeball. CHICKEN SHOES posted:i wish i could afford lasik or prk I've been saving for two years. I don't want to have to carry prescription glasses and sunglasses around or worry about breaking my glasses when I'm out and have to drive a long ways home, etc.
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I got a deal where I got interest free financing for two years. Payments came out to something like $175/mo, so it was pretty manageable.
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psydude posted:I got a deal where I got interest free financing for two years. Payments came out to something like $175/mo, so it was pretty manageable. oh hrm i never thought of taking a line of credit to do it
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Guys let's get off the PRK and get back on the DPRK https://twitter.com/GMA/status/875430699318337537 Dad and doctors of that released American is saying it wasn't botulism that put him in a coma, but rather something NK did to his brain.
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Mininuke in his brain??? ∆∆∆∆∆∆ I had LASIK and I could "see" fine like 2m after surgery. My eyes hurt quite a bit for like 3h afterwards but the Ativan they gave me put me to sleep and I woke up feeling a lot better. I was 90% like 3 days later. I'm a bit sensitive to light and dust but I work outside all day so that doesn't help. It was also $4500 but I took a small loan through the place I got it done at. Union will also cover $1000 of it. I wore contacts every day for like 8 years and I'll never look back. If my prescription changes it's only a small fee to get it fixed.
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eye surgery a sore subject for BLIND Rasputin eH?????
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Good job Donnie, got Otto back. Next time maybe you can do it before the Norks pull a Dahmer on them.
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For the record I had LASIK and I can see fine now thanks.
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CHICKEN SHOES posted:maybe I could afford it to be honest I haven't even gotten a quote because I just imagine this being the procedure I was diagnosed with macular degeneration in the eye and I was given two options. I could get a laser eye surgery, but have a chance of becoming color bling or even outright blind. The other option was watching out for infection... but they would have to inject some medicine directly into my eyeball. Yes having a needle in your eye sucks as much as you thing.
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Mr. Nice! posted:Vasectomies are similar. I had to get an extra injection of the local because I could still feel what he was doing on ball number 1. I also got to see and smell the smoke rising from my testicles when he cauterized everything. [ask] me about having a soldering iron inside my scrotum. high five soldering iron to the vas deferens brother that was the absolute worst time to open up to my eyes to check on how things were going loving dr solder going to town on my daddy parts with the last of my reproductive ability climbing to the lights as smoke i almost loving fainted Duzzy Funlop posted:Did you get one of those deals where they go in and gently caress poo poo up for good, or where the procedure is reversible in the future? if youre getting your nuts disconnected you go full bridge out sign for your varsity swim team if you want kids later on but not right now bag it and have your lady friend do stuff on her side too because getting fixed aint contraception and id hunt down dr solder with a loving sharpened screwdriver if i knocked up my special lady friend after going through what i went through
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Sexual Lorax posted:high five soldering iron to the vas deferens brother This post sucks. 
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Friend of mine woke up during an intraocular lens transplant 10 years ago, is still mentally hosed up over it.
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Locked in syndrome is up there with being buried alive
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Sexual Lorax posted:
Or adopt a cool kid because there's a lot of kids that need homes.
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Wasabi the J posted:Or adopt a cool kid because there's a lot of kids that need homes. truth
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Sorry for replying late but my god that kid is screwed. Calling out a non-existant threat - 2 years if you're lucky. Having the coast guard called out, ouch you're in serious trouble now. Getting NEST called out while you're doing it, oh dear.
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Hexyflexy posted:Sorry for replying late but my god that kid is screwed. Calling out a non-existant threat - 2 years if you're lucky. Having the coast guard called out, ouch you're in serious trouble now. i know for a fact everyone in the USCG involved in this has a raging erection right now because prosecuting hoax callers is a rare thing for us.
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ElMaligno posted:i know for a fact everyone in the USCG involved in this has a raging erection right now because prosecuting hoax callers is a rare thing for us. I assume this is everyone's dream after every malfunctioning distress beacon false alarm?
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ElMaligno posted:i know for a fact everyone in the USCG involved in this has a raging erection right now because prosecuting hoax callers is a rare thing for us. Good. This hoax is so far beyond the run of the mill swatting I couldn't see them letting this slide at all. I wonder what the overall cost of this whole thing was? As in everything from asset deployment to lost business costs.
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hobbesmaster posted:I assume this is everyone's dream after every malfunctioning distress beacon false alarm? A false alarm and a hoax alarm are two completely different things.
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Mr. Nice! posted:Vasectomies are similar. I had to get an extra injection of the local because I could still feel what he was doing on ball number 1. I also got to see and smell the smoke rising from my testicles when he cauterized everything. [ask] me about having a soldering iron inside my scrotum. *testies sizzling* "ohp looks like theres a new pope"
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ElMaligno posted:A false alarm and a hoax alarm are two completely different things. I'm just imagining years of pent up annoyance finally finding an outlet.
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Richard Bong posted:Good. Ballpark, and this is a guess from my point of view but I think I'm roughly right, 10 mill or so.
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ElMaligno posted:i know for a fact everyone in the USCG involved in this has a raging erection right now because prosecuting hoax callers is a rare thing for us. I got a rager right now and im on the other side of the country. gently caress that guy.
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ElMaligno posted:A false alarm and a hoax alarm are two completely different things. Malice...important?!
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I look forward to Discount Alex Jones and Discount Prison Planet serving time. Also, Pence has officially lawyered up to deal with the special counsel investigation and "no taxpayer dollars will be used". Wonder what the much lower-paid staffers are thinking about now. https://www.washingtonpost.com/poli...m=.e5f2ae3fec4d
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facialimpediment posted:Also, Pence has officially lawyered up to deal with the special counsel investigation and "no taxpayer dollars will be used". Wonder what the much lower-paid staffers are thinking about now. I'm sure that Reince has lawyered up, and that greasy poo poo Bannon probably has the entire Federalist Society on speed dial, but the rest of that crew aren't political vets and might be dumb enough to believe Trump's bullshit.
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Zeris posted:
This is why I let both my children choose their genders at age 3 using gender specific but culturally transcendent dolls after which they were allowed to change their names if they desired. Pixie is 5 now and she has also chosen to recieve one or two vaccinations which I am proud of her for doing
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Holy poo pooquote:From Russia With Blood Read the whole thing, it's worth it. Missionary Positron fucked around with this message at 22:47 on Jun 15, 2017 |
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The only heroes in this thread are the physicians that decommissioned your baby makers
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Blind Rasputin posted:This is why I let both my children choose their genders at age 3 using gender specific but culturally transcendent dolls after which they were allowed to change their names if they desired. Pixie is 5 now and she has also chosen to recieve one or two vaccinations which I am proud of her for doing Every couple I've met that raised their kids like that, with no boundaries whatsoever, is gifting the world a future school or workplace shooter. Assuming they don't die of measles. Those kids turn out so loving weird.
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If my kids wanna be boys or girls it's whatever just don't get knocked up or locked up before you finish college please.
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I don't think any kid has any idea about changing their gender before they're at least a teenager. At age 5 I decided that girls were lame and I'd much rather marry a guy. Miraculously I turned out te be straight, maybe because kids are dumb and don't know what they want. But please, go ahead and set them up for a lifetime of bullying.
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