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Jealous Cow posted:https://twitter.com/ASlavitt/status/875452710316912640
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Reportedly the Senate GOP has written off Rand Paul and Mike Lee. They can't make them happy without too many losses from others. They are trying to figure out how to satisfy Cruz without losing people like Murkowski, Collins, or Heller. https://twitter.com/MattWelch/status/875454778163183616
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Jun 15, 2017 22:24
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I was wondering if there is a markov chain text generator based on Donnies tweets and sure enough there is. I didn't even have to include his name to find it on the first goolge page. https://filiph.github.io/markov/ Have fun with that. It's uncanny, how much it matches his writing style.
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TheOneAndOnlyT posted:Remind me, if they pass this turd the House still needs to consider and pass it, correct? If it differs from the bill they passed by even a single word, then yes.
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Jun 15, 2017 22:24
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Imagine every GOP in Washington with their own lawyer, attempting to save their own client, throwing everyone else under the bus.
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Jun 15, 2017 22:25
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Ralepozozaxe posted:Imagine every GOP in Washington with their own lawyer, attempting to save their own client, throwing everyone else under the bus. world's largest game of Diplomacy
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Jun 15, 2017 22:27
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Ralepozozaxe posted:Imagine every GOP in Washington with their own lawyer, attempting to save their own client, throwing everyone else under the bus. Years of failing to properly invest in public transit come back to haunt Republicans as they run out of buses to throw colleagues under.
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Jun 15, 2017 22:28
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Rigel posted:They are trying to figure out how to satisfy Cruz without losing people like Murkowski, Collins, or Heller.
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Jun 15, 2017 22:32
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Rigel posted:Reportedly the Senate GOP has written off Rand Paul and Mike Lee. They can't make them happy without too many losses from others. They are trying to figure out how to satisfy Cruz without losing people like Murkowski, Collins, or Heller. LITERALLY NO ONE WANTS THIS BILL TO PASS
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Jun 15, 2017 22:33
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Except the 50 Senators who will vote for it?
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Elotana posted:Cruz has no actual principles, crazy or otherwise, so this won't be hard now that's not nice, his principles involve loving over everyone including himself and his fellow senators and indeed, life
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Jun 15, 2017 22:35
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Unzip and Attack posted:Except the 50 Senators who will vote for it? They want to be seen voting for it; that's not the same thing as wanting it to pass.
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Jun 15, 2017 22:36
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Rigel posted:They are trying to figure out how to satisfy Zodiac Killer without losing people Is it in bad taste to bring up how Zodiac Killer is so hated by other senators that a joke during 2016 madness from regressives themselves was someone could shoot and kill Zodiac Killer and everyone in the senate with say they didnt see anything?
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cant cook creole bream posted:I was wondering if there is a markov chain text generator based on Donnies tweets and sure enough there is. I didn't even have to include his name to find it on the first goolge page. Perfect... 
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Jun 15, 2017 22:40
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Ague Proof posted:How does this turtle gently caress live with himself? Possiblythe worst person in Congress. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GO0JaecRWy0
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Jun 15, 2017 22:40
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Al Franken once said that he liked Ted Cruz a lot more than most people in Congress, and he hates Ted Cruz.
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Jun 15, 2017 22:42
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Ague Proof posted:How does this turtle gently caress live with himself? Possiblythe worst person in Congress. You know how carrots turn your skin orange if you eat too many of them? Now imagine if the carrots were turtles.
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Ague Proof posted:How does this turtle gently caress live with himself? Possiblythe worst person in Congress. He gets a six figure income to just sit on the "GOVERNMENT TURN OFF" button and do little else. I mean, really...he just spent eight years doing little more than sitting around preventing the government from doing anything.
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cant cook creole bream posted:I was wondering if there is a markov chain text generator based on Donnies tweets and sure enough there is. I didn't even have to include his name to find it on the first goolge page.  Fake News! 
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Ague Proof posted:How does this turtle gently caress live with himself? Possiblythe worst person in Congress.  We now go live to Mitch McConnell as represented by his counterpart in the best timeline.
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Jun 15, 2017 22:49
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Mantis42 posted:Al Franken once said that he liked Ted Cruz a lot more than most people in Congress, and he hates Ted Cruz. Becuase it should be reposted at every oppurtunity quote:According to Franken, here’s how Klobuchar described the bit to Cruz (bear in mind that this was in 2013, when the infamous Carnival “poop cruise” was all over cable news): “When most people think of a difficult cruise, they think of Carnival. But we Democrats in the Senate think of Ted.” Cruz suggested she replace “difficult” with the softer “challenging” before finally allowing that she should “go ahead and tell your joke.”
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Jun 15, 2017 22:49
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https://twitter.com/AriMelber/status/875467534480420865 Trump hiring one of his moron divorce lawyers to represent him is a low-key subplot that needs to be monitored.
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Jun 15, 2017 22:51
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The Glumslinger posted:Becuase it should be reposted at every oppurtunity Wife's been reading Franken's new book, and apparently it's got a nice large chapter devoted to Ted. It's prefaced by calling Ted a sociopath.
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trump thread: lol gently caress gop voters, the can die in the streets for voting to abolish their own healthcare also trump thread: calling the kid dumb for trying to steal a propaganda poster in north korea is victim blaming
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fsif posted:https://twitter.com/AriMelber/status/875467534480420865 He's really leaning into this "Trump's just new at everything, has no idea anything he does is dumb or illegal" strategy.
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fsif posted:https://twitter.com/AriMelber/status/875467534480420865 his moron divorce lawyer's statement as soon as the obstruction of justice investigation leaked confirmed the investigation
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fsif posted:https://twitter.com/AriMelber/status/875467534480420865 He's very good.
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fsif posted:https://twitter.com/AriMelber/status/875467534480420865 So I couldn't remember is this Trump lawyer with weird russia connections the same one who did his "With Few Exceptions" letter who was named Russia's Lawfirm of the year or was that a different lawyer of his.
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The Glumslinger posted:So I couldn't remember is this Trump lawyer with weird russia connections the same one who did his "With Few Exceptions" letter who was named Russia's Lawfirm of the year or was that a different lawyer of his. No, those were his tax attorneys. (It's a legit specialty; most attorneys who handle other matters don't touch tax, because it's a real tough field.) This attorney is the one who handles his private business, including sending angry "we're very cross and we'll totally sue you" letters-- I won't even charitably call them cease and desist letters.
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Jun 15, 2017 22:58
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remusclaw posted:He's very good. Narrator: He's not.
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Lemming posted:Why do people continue to treat things Trump does or says as being informed by any thought at all, instead of a random string of insane rambling If you're trapped in a box with a bear you have to believe the bear can be reasoned with.
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quote:Donald J. Trump ✔@realDonaldTrump
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Jun 15, 2017 23:02
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The congressional baseball game (which I had never heard of until the shooting) starts in about an hour, and will be on CSPAN. It will also be streamed online by a lot of outlets.
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I'm glad in this time where Senate Republicans are breaking all norms in order to remove millions of Americans from healthcare at the bequest of no one but rich assholes slavering for tax cuts under as much secrecy and expediency as possible they can all get together for some friendly baseball! 
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Pence's legal counsel selection shows such a hilarious discontinuity between Trump and generic GOP politician and their capability
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fsif posted:https://twitter.com/AriMelber/status/875467534480420865 it's all cool im just hiring a lawyer who has experience with massive scandals that involve the president committing treason.
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