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I wonder what the gently caress the norks did to this dumbass. He's the millenial Chris McCandless Ichabod Tane fucked around with this message at 00:50 on Jun 16, 2017 |
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ArbitraryC posted:As much as I want to feel pity for the dude who's entire life got wrecked in a rigged system over the pettiest of crimes i can't not feel at least a bit satisfied that some rich white dude who thought his life to be so free of consequences that traveling to north korea and loving with their poo poo seemed like a good idea got absolutely destroyed. Mostly it just means you have an idiotically high level of concern over rich white dudes, since there's nothing bad about being rich or white unless you are a complete shitlord.
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# ? Jun 16, 2017 00:47 |
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Ok he's white enough but any evidence he was rich? Also, goons who had a good guffaw at the crying of this RICH kid before he was hauled off never to see his loved ones again and to infarct most of his brain into goo while under their watch are basically locked into the edgy "he deserved it" position.
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# ? Jun 16, 2017 00:48 |
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Glenn Quebec posted:I wonder what the gently caress the norks did to this dumbass. It's like Get Out but they were gonna try to put the secretly decrepit Kim Jong Il in him to bring Pasadena or whatever to its knees. Obviously the procedure failed.
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Cnut the Great posted:Seriouspost, you're both disgusting. Oh well I guess I'll go to this police state known for its enslavement in prison camps of it's people and commit some crimes. Oh gently caress they wanna enslave me? Halp America! gently caress him
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# ? Jun 16, 2017 00:51 |
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B. Birdsworth posted:Ok he's white enough but any evidence he was rich? This is literally all his fault and he is the only one to blame hth
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Blue Train posted:Oh well I guess I'll go to this police state known for its enslavement in prison camps of it's people and commit some crimes. Oh gently caress they wanna enslave me? Halp America! I'm pretty sure that typical college student stupidity does not justify inflicting actual brain damage on people.
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# ? Jun 16, 2017 00:52 |
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Kiryen posted:I'm pretty sure that typical college student stupidity does not justify inflicting actual brain damage on people. Yeah I remember those benders in Pyongyang fondly
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# ? Jun 16, 2017 00:53 |
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Sure its sad but wasnt he already pretty retarded? I mean the dude did actually attempt petty larceny in north loving korea right? I'm assuming that isn't just made up. If so, the coma is still a huge bummer but when he wakes up how much functionality do we think he will have lost? He seems to have been pretty close to the drooling retard level already.
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# ? Jun 16, 2017 00:53 |
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WatermelonGun posted:Yeah I remember those benders in Pyongyang fondly
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# ? Jun 16, 2017 00:54 |
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Reminds me of that kid who graffitied somehwere like Malaysia and they caned the poo poo out of him.
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# ? Jun 16, 2017 00:54 |
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I was looking at the articles on google news and i saw one from fox news where his dad was blaming Obama admin for not doing more so i'm sure his family and himself spout the virtues of personal responsibility.
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# ? Jun 16, 2017 00:55 |
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I agree with Blue Train on almost everything because hello he fucks married woman he's obviously more man than I am
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# ? Jun 16, 2017 00:55 |
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Nathilus posted:Sure its sad but wasnt he already pretty retarded? I mean the dude did actually attempt petty larceny in north loving korea right? I'm assuming that isn't just made up. If so, the coma is still a huge bummer but when he wakes up how much functionality do we think he will have lost? He seems to have been pretty close to the drooling retard level already. He reportedly has massive loss of brain parenchyma in all areas. He's never "waking up".
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# ? Jun 16, 2017 00:55 |
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ncumbered_by_idgits posted:I like to think that he's not really in a coma. They sent back an empty husk filled with every manner of 1960's level spy technology imaginable. Harveygod posted:Perhaps you could...reanimate him? B. Birdsworth posted:He's never "waking up". Edited the op GRINDCORE MEGGIDO fucked around with this message at 03:02 on Jun 16, 2017 |
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Nathilus posted:Sure its sad but wasnt he already pretty retarded? I mean the dude did actually attempt petty larceny in north loving korea right? I'm assuming that isn't just made up. If so, the coma is still a huge bummer but when he wakes up how much functionality do we think he will have lost? He seems to have been pretty close to the drooling retard level already. He went into a staff only section of a hotel, stole some of their propaganda and then got caught at the airport (because obviously they searched his poo poo and found the stolen stuff).
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# ? Jun 16, 2017 00:58 |
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B. Birdsworth posted:Also, goons who had a good guffaw at the crying of this RICH kid before he was hauled off never to see his loved ones again and to infarct most of his brain into goo while under their watch are basically locked into the edgy "he deserved it" position. Plenty of poor people in lovely areas get constantly railroaded by the terrible US criminal justice system while others get to run people over with cars and have fingers wagged at them. Think of it this way, in the US when some well off and well connected rear end in a top hat gets a slap on the wrist for drug charges or some intoxicated mischief do you celebrate that the justice system is finally turning around and accepting that maybe ruining someone's life over that kind of thing is overkill and it's better to focus on the possibility that they might have a bright future or do you accept that their particular lack of sentence was available only to a certain class of citizen and we're still gonna gently caress everyone else over? This case is like the opposite of that, I don't agree with the laws or the punishment but I do have some satisfaction that they still applied to him. Hell if the US started applying it's laws as evenly so they affected these kinds of people we'd probably start actually getting some traction in having them changed, no one cares otherwise.
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# ? Jun 16, 2017 01:04 |
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teenagers are stupid BUT its bad to beat them to death
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# ? Jun 16, 2017 01:05 |
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I think the situation is funny no matter whosee fault it is.ArbitraryC posted:I don't think he actually deserved it I just find a little bit of solace in the idea that someone who clearly was under the impression they were untouchable due to their position and status in life got a rude unawakening. But this isn't funny.
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# ? Jun 16, 2017 01:06 |
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satanic splash-back posted:I think the situation is funny no matter whosee fault it is. Hello my friend
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# ? Jun 16, 2017 01:08 |
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Flavahbeast posted:teenagers are stupid BUT its bad to beat them to death He was 21 at the time, and is still alive!
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# ? Jun 16, 2017 01:08 |
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21 is basically a teenager and in a coma for a year is basically dead
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# ? Jun 16, 2017 01:09 |
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Does anyone know how long he's been in a coma? An article I read says about a year, but wouldn't that mean he fell into a coma basically as soon as he got to NK???
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# ? Jun 16, 2017 01:09 |
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They attempted a possession procedure but Ottos psyche won't relinquish his brain to the north Korean state wizard struggling to exert total influence
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# ? Jun 16, 2017 01:12 |
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I'm pretty sure this guy is just faking it for the attention. This whole story seems kind of fishy. I mean I haven't seen any proof that north Korea is real anyway.
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satanic splash-back posted:I'm pretty sure this guy is just faking it for the attention. This whole story seems kind of fishy. I mean I haven't seen any proof that north Korea is real anyway. He is just very tired
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# ? Jun 16, 2017 01:14 |
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Flavahbeast posted:21 is basically a teenager and in a coma for a year is basically dead Way to be a pessimist and bad at math
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# ? Jun 16, 2017 01:15 |
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Sid Vicious posted:He is just very tired I think he has life figured out. Pretend to be in a fake country for a year then just take a really long nap, and the best part is he's getting famous for it. I really need to get on his level.
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# ? Jun 16, 2017 01:16 |
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Dr. Carwash posted:Does anyone know how long he's been in a coma? An article I read says about a year, but wouldn't that mean he fell into a coma basically as soon as he got to NK??? They said he left court took a sleeping pill and never woke up lol
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# ? Jun 16, 2017 01:16 |
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Wonder if we can turn this into a Photoshop thread
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# ? Jun 16, 2017 01:18 |
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GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:Wonder if we can turn this into a Photoshop thread O----< My representation of otto warmbier
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# ? Jun 16, 2017 01:19 |
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GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:Wonder if we can turn this into a Photoshop thread Just use Terri Schiavo since we don't have any pics of WARM BEER
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# ? Jun 16, 2017 01:19 |
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Some conspiracy theorists think NK doesn't exist and is just propaganda to ??? The internet is a magical place
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# ? Jun 16, 2017 01:21 |
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WatermelonGun posted:Just use Terri Schiavo since we don't have any pics of WARM BEER We do mang He just more horizontal now GRINDCORE MEGGIDO fucked around with this message at 01:30 on Jun 16, 2017 |
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Evil Agita posted:Some conspiracy theorists think NK doesn't exist and is just propaganda to ??? Have you ever been there?????
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# ? Jun 16, 2017 01:28 |
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GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:We do mang I gueesss but I mean it's like we have pics of Osama but not THE pic ya know. With the shot head.
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# ? Jun 16, 2017 01:35 |
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Millennials will do anything to not work
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# ? Jun 16, 2017 02:01 |
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Blue Train posted:O----< Accurate
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# ? Jun 16, 2017 02:18 |
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mods plz namechange to Juche For Brains
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# ? Jun 16, 2017 02:21 |
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my bat mitzvah ROCKED posted:Millennials will do anything to not work lol
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