PYF Raccoon: it's cheap and features a raccoon.

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cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

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# ? Jun 16, 2017 02:52

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# ? May 12, 2024 06:06

BOOTY-ADE: Aug 30, 2006; BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

goose willis posted:

Raccoon dogs are living proof that all forms of life converge upon the one true holy form

Even dogs want to become raccoon

Well yeah raccoons got the chubs and opposable thumbs, plus fat somersaults

# ? Jun 16, 2017 03:14

withak: Jan 15, 2003; Fun Shoe

cash crab posted:

Five long days

# ? Jun 16, 2017 05:17

Mover: Jun 30, 2008

Forgall posted:

http://i.imgur.com/yM249QC.gifv

# ? Jun 22, 2017 06:53

goose willis: Jun 14, 2015; Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!

# ? Jun 24, 2017 03:50

goose willis: Jun 14, 2015; Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!

# ? Jun 25, 2017 03:38

skimothy milkerson: Nov 19, 2006

goose willis posted:

thug life

# ? Jun 25, 2017 04:17

Queen-Of-Hearts: Mar 17, 2009; "I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"

goose willis posted:

Roadkill Part Two: The Reckoning.
In theaters this summer

# ? Jun 25, 2017 05:30

Mover: Jun 30, 2008

goose willis posted:

lmao raccoons own so much

# ? Jun 25, 2017 05:45

Wheany: Mar 17, 2006; Spinya^{ha^{ha^haha}ha}ha_{ha_{ha_haha}ha}ha!; Doctor Rope

goose willis posted:

# ? Jun 26, 2017 10:09

Mover: Jun 30, 2008

# ? Jun 28, 2017 08:09

Sludge Tank: Jul 31, 2007; by Azathoth

Raccoon realdolls

# ? Jun 28, 2017 09:19

goose willis: Jun 14, 2015; Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!

# ? Jul 2, 2017 18:59

Fritz Coldcockin: Nov 7, 2005

cash crab posted:

Out with it--what did you do to President Coolidge? < :mad:

# ? Jul 2, 2017 19:39

Three-Phase: Aug 5, 2006; by zen death robot

Mover posted:

https://giant.gfycat.com/PerkyIllegalAnophelesmosquito.webm

vicious, wild beasts await in the forest ahead, traveler.

This post made me emit a tiny, highly excited, "Eeeeee!" sound.

# ? Jul 4, 2017 00:20

cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

Alter Ego posted:

Out with it--what did you do to President Coolidge? <>

He was rude to me

# ? Jul 4, 2017 01:38

goose willis: Jun 14, 2015; Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!

# ? Jul 5, 2017 00:13

bunnyofdoom: Mar 29, 2008; I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad!

cash crab posted:

He was rude to me

I heard you couldn't get five words out of him.

# ? Jul 5, 2017 03:55

goose willis: Jun 14, 2015; Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!

# ? Jul 5, 2017 04:25

rydiafan: Mar 17, 2009

goose willis posted:

Draw me like one of your French raccoons.

# ? Jul 5, 2017 15:19

goose willis: Jun 14, 2015; Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!

# ? Jul 6, 2017 03:19

Randaconda: Jul 3, 2014; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

goose willis posted:

# ? Jul 6, 2017 03:43

goose willis: Jun 14, 2015; Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vu7L5zVwB9M

quote:

This is a Blind Raccoon. He is at least 5 years old and has been coming to our house for about 5 years. There is something wrong with his tapetum lucidum. His eyes shine bright green during the day. He is at least partially blind. He walks into things. He is afraid of the wind, high grass, birds, and snow.
He is out and about during the day. He comes to our house for food early in the morning usually around 6-9AM. He often returns for seconds and sometimes comes back for thirds. His bottom lip is missing so we feed him soft pasta noodles soaked in cream of chicken soup. We often cut up small pieces of hot dogs, ham, pork, etc. He refuses to eat canned cat/dog food.

Recently (late October 2014) 2 black kittens have been hanging around our yard. And they became close with the Blind Raccoon. They would magically appear when he would come for food. So they figured out that Blind Raccoon = FOOD. So they would appear when the Blind Raccoon (and sometimes other raccoons) would show up.

There is something inherently awesome and ridiculous about a blind grubby being guarded by two kittens

It's like even kittens enjoy raccoon

# ? Jul 6, 2017 04:33