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Paradoxish posted:Of course, if the tape exists and if it got released Trump would throw a loving tantrum and probably do immeasurable damage to himself, but an actual tape like this existing really wouldn't matter at all. Like everything else in this endless parade of scandals, Trump is really his own worst enemy. yeah completely agree Trump nodding approvingly and saying gross stuff while Russian hookers piss on the bed Obama slept is honestly a lot tamer than the pussy grabbing tape. I mean, is the piss tape even illegal? Not even that gross other than spiting Obama. Sexual assault and viewing women as sexual objects is a lot worse. The actual damage would be from Trump going ballistic at its release, because he can't let even the tiniest slight go. The only long-term memory Trump possesses are grudges.
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Owlofcreamcheese posted:Nothing matters, trump is an invincible god that will be king of the entire world for 8000 years. Piss tape is great because it's a video of the president making Russian hookers pee while he jerks off while someone secretly taped him for black mail. I would actually respect him more if he were jerking it while watching the hookers piss. If he just paid the hookers to piss on a bed purely because Obama at one point slept on it, well that's just petty.
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Dogwood Fleet posted:To tie this into earlier discussion: if video technology existed dating back to the 1700's, which presidents would have had sex tapes? ...all of them? Like, seriously. We're probably 20-30 years away from a sex tape being about as controversial as a recording of someone saying the word "gently caress."
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Dogwood Fleet posted:To tie this into earlier discussion: if video technology existed dating back to the 1700's, which presidents would have had sex tapes? Hamilton's career was destroyed by the 18th-century equivalent: sex letters
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bobjr posted:Would Trump claim that the video is CGI or photoshop if it did exist? He'd threaten to nuke Russia and whichever nation leaks the hypothetical piss tapes unless they unequivocally state it's not him in the tape. I'm almost serious.
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Look at the pixels on my dick. Bad photoshop. FAKE! #MAGA
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bobjr posted:Would Trump claim that the video is CGI or photoshop if it did exist? I really have no idea how he would react. He would probably question who leaked the tape and proclaim that person the real problem. Then he would probably bring up Bill Clinton/Monica Lewinsky.
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Ripoff posted:Mike Huckabee comes across as the fat dim-witted neighbor you have where you see him waddle out of the house and you immediately find an excuse to get in the car or run inside the house. He almost certainly starts sentences with "I'm not racist, but..." very often. And then horribly racist poo poo follows, as it always does.
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bobjr posted:Would Trump claim that the video is CGI or photoshop if it did exist?
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Is any part of this supposed to be serious? Which part is supposed to be a joke? Did Mueller really call him?
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bobjr posted:Would Trump claim that the video is CGI or photoshop if it did exist? he doesn't know what either of those is
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Paradoxish posted:...all of them? Okay, which ones would be funniest then? Grossest/hottest would get super creepy.
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There's no loving way Russia would give Trump 19% of Rosneft.
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skeleton warrior posted:That's not even his final form Okay, sold.
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Aurubin posted:There's no loving way Russia would give Trump 19% of Rosneft. Yeah, he's too much of a chump to ever get a good deal or advantage from anything, I'm convinced of it. I seriously doubt he's ever made a good decision in his entire life.
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Pellisworth posted:yeah completely agree The best way to do it would be to have Trump completely convinced you were going to relases whatever it is you have on him, make sure the rumor gets picked up and is all over social media, let Trump dig himself into a hole vis Twitter and then not release it.
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empty whippet box posted:I seriously doubt he's ever made a good decision in his entire life. Imagine if he had decided to drink
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empty whippet box posted:Yeah, he's too much of a chump to ever get a good deal or advantage from anything, I'm convinced of it. I seriously doubt he's ever made a good decision in his entire life. Well it's probably not just Trump but guys like Tillerson and a bunch of other wealthy businessmen with interests in Russia who would hypothetically be getting 19% of Rosneft.
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EugeneJ posted:Imagine if he had decided to drink imagine drunk Trump tweets
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Worth noting Huckabee's candidacy was insane, but just not very noticeable next to Trump's. From 2011 (he was worse in the 2016 race): quote:Mike Huckabee represents something that is either tremendously encouraging or deeply disturbing, depending on your point of view: a marriage of Christian fundamentalism with economic populism. Rather than employing the patented Bush-Rove tactic of using abortion and gay rights to hoodwink low-income Christians into supporting patrician, pro-corporate policies, Huckabee is a bigger-government Republican who emphasizes prison reform and poverty relief. In the world of GOP politics, he represents something entirely new — a cross between John Edwards and Jerry Falwell, an ordained Southern Baptist preacher who actually seems to give a poo poo about the working poor. http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/news/my-favorite-nut-job-20110325 Hmm sounds kinda familiar
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Pellisworth posted:imagine drunk Trump tweets fksdeacpwQERLK3FWEOV[ SZ SAD
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EugeneJ posted:Imagine if he had decided to drink He'd have ruined himself long before he failed up into a position that gives him the opportunity to make himself one of the most hated people in the history of the united states and in fact entire world. He'd arguably be better off since he could wind up in jail for the rest of his life, his fortune totally gone, his entire family in prison too. He totally deserves every bit of it but I sure wouldn't want to be facing down the possibility of experiencing that.
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Speaking of tapes  https://twitter.com/theavclub/status/875538687500701697
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empty whippet box posted:He'd have ruined himself long before he failed up into a position that gives him the opportunity to make himself one of the most hated people in the history of the united states and in fact entire world. He'd arguably be better off since he could wind up in jail for the rest of his life, his fortune totally gone, his entire family in prison too. He totally deserves every bit of it but I sure wouldn't want to be facing down the possibility of experiencing that. If he's anything like his brother he'd have drunk himself to death.
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The majestic ouroborus curls to reach its tail, mouth agape, fangs cocked like clocksprings. Oh poo poo nope, it went up its rear end again.
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Aurubin posted:There's no loving way Russia would give Trump 19% of Rosneft. Well they sold 19% of it late last year under extremely murky circumstances to a Cayman Islands holding corp
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Aurubin posted:There's no loving way Russia would give Trump 19% of Rosneft. That's not the allegation. As I understand it, the allegation is that 19.5% of Rosneft was sold. Trump was given a 0.5% cut in exchange for lifting sanctions on Russia. The remaining 19% was sold to a few other countries, including Qatar. Reuters posted:More than a month after Russia announced one of its biggest privatizations since the 1990s, selling a 19.5 percent stake in its giant oil company Rosneft, it still isn't possible to determine from public records the full identities of those who bought it.
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VitalSigns posted:Hamilton's career was destroyed by the 18th-century equivalent: sex letters I thought his career was ended by being shot by Aaron Burr and then loving dying.
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The Glumslinger posted:Well they sold 19% of it late last year under extremely murky circumstances to a Cayman Islands holding corp Laundering of public assets is hardly an unusual circumstance in Russia.
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I don't believe in anything until that one guy tweets tick tick tick tick tick tick
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dont even fink about it posted:Worth noting Huckabee's candidacy was insane, but just not very noticeable next to Trump's. He argued in 2007 that aids patients should be put in concentration camps.
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BRISTOL PALINS BABY posted:Why limit it to presidents? Ben "Lightning Rod" Franklin would have had a whole series. Ben "I Was So Busy loving Women in France that I Couldn't Do My Job as a Diplomat" Franklin would start a whole drat porn empire. ToxicSlurpee fucked around with this message at 04:51 on Jun 16, 2017 |
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Watch them use the list as an easy guide to sweep through.
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ToxicSlurpee posted:Ben "I Was Too Busy loving Women in France that I Couldn't Do My Job as a Diplomat" Franklin would start a whole drat porn empire. Ben Franklin is the guy who says he has a model girlfriend that goes to a different high school.
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pee tape chat: Is there any proof of Trump's base shrinking due to previous scandals/character flaws that have come out since his inauguration? On one hand, I have to believe that the pee tape would be a bridge too far for some people at least. But on the other, his base has handwoven everything away previously, so this would somehow fuel their support for him because being peed on by women is masculinity. If McCain won in 2008 and went as nuts as trump, would people have been okay with it? Was there a culture shift between now and then?
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