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Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

I never realized how many potted plants there were just sitting around the sidewalk in LA.

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The Question IRL
Jun 8, 2013

Only two contestants left! Here is Doom's chance for revenge...

It's LA. Those are cannibas plants on the street.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Aunt May-- believes in half-blind Danny DeVito with a stick over her young, able-bodied nephew she raised from childhood. Says all you need to know, really.

Lamont Cranston
Sep 1, 2006

how do i shot foam
This whole storyline feels like it's moving far too quickly to be NSM, it should be taking Lenny a full week before he emerges from the ground

joehonkie
Jan 12, 2006

I'm a member of STARS.

mind the walrus posted:

Aunt May-- believes in half-blind Danny DeVito with a stick over her young, able-bodied nephew she raised from childhood. Says all you need to know, really.

She knows him. Too well.

SilverSupernova
Feb 1, 2013

mind the walrus posted:

Aunt May-- believes in half-blind Danny DeVito with a stick over her young, able-bodied nephew she raised from childhood. Says all you need to know, really.

Well her nephew isn't carrying a stick now is he?

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money

This thing is just praying for death

Mover
Jun 30, 2008


this strip is consistently killing it with the onomatopoeias

Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.

Good, they've done the responsible thing and move the fight over to purgatory so nobody would get hurt.

Manatee Cannon
Aug 26, 2010



who knew the artist for bleach moonlights for newspaper spider-man

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



I won't be impressed until "RIPSPLISTS" makes it into NSM.

Begemot
Oct 14, 2012

The One True Oden

Man, Lenny is a lot smaller than I thought.

Does Moley not know that Pete is Spider-Man?

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender
Any encounter with Spidey ends with drinking heavily enough that you forget it all afterward.

Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.

Begemot posted:

Man, Lenny is a lot smaller than I thought.


Huh, you're right.


Weird that someone would set up a bunch of action figures in the middle of the street.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Ikasuhito posted:

Huh, you're right.


Weird that someone would set up a bunch of action figures in the middle of the street.

It's Hollywood. That's obviously a miniature movie set.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

Low Desert Punk posted:

This thing is just praying for death

it is very rude to call spiderman a thing

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

it is very rude to call spiderman a thing

I would be genuinely surprised if Peter knows what death is. He probably thinks Uncle Ben is just taking a long nap

ZeroCount
Aug 12, 2013


Mole Man is so noble

notthegoatseguy
Sep 6, 2005


"szzattch" is the best sound effect.

Zeeman
May 8, 2007

Say WHAT?! You KNOW that post is wack, homie!
When the hell did Peter change into his costume?

ConfusedUs
Feb 24, 2004

Bees?
You want fucking bees?
Here you go!
ROLL INITIATIVE!!





Zeeman posted:

When the hell did Peter change into his costume?

He's got the proportional weaving abilities of a spider!

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007



"Okay, we just did this. I'll tear a hole in his head, then you crawl inside and shut it down from within!"

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


Every time Newspaper Spider-Man shows up, a monster goes on a car-destroying rampage.

Zeeman
May 8, 2007

Say WHAT?! You KNOW that post is wack, homie!
"Oh poo poo, I lost my beloved's nephew. He must have been eaten by Lenny when I wasn't looking"

ZeroCount
Aug 12, 2013


Does he really have to keep his identity safe from Mole-Man? The dude is already going after his family, so to speak.

Manatee Cannon
Aug 26, 2010



why wouldn't he keep this secret from actual super villain mole man

rocket was a special case since I'm pretty sure peter is convinced he was on peyote for the entire trip. it's hard to say he's wrong either

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
also who is rocket going to tell in space

rocket: yo peter parker is spiderman
everyone but ronan: who is who now?

Manatee Cannon
Aug 26, 2010



Raskolnikov38 posted:

rocket: yo peter parker is spiderman
everyone including ronan: who is who now?

ZeroCount
Aug 12, 2013


Manatee Cannon posted:

why wouldn't he keep this secret from actual super villain mole man

Mole Man is more of a hero than he is

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

ZeroCount posted:

Mole Man is more of a hero than he is

He's the hero we deserve, and also the hero we need.

BravestOfTheLamps
Oct 12, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Lipstick Apathy

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Manatee Cannon posted:

why wouldn't he keep this secret from actual super villain mole man

rocket was a special case since I'm pretty sure peter is convinced he was on peyote for the entire trip. it's hard to say he's wrong either

Also Peter doesn't want to be the kind of dad who lies to his space-son :colbert:

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Peter couldn't even afford to give his space-son food and clothes at night. He was found rummaging through the trash out back of a seedy motel. The amnesia defense is all that stands between Peter and CPS.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.



redbackground
Sep 24, 2007

BEHOLD!
OPTIC BLAST!
Grimey Drawer

Raskolnikov38 posted:

also who is rocket going to tell in space

rocket: yo peter parker is spiderman
everyone but ronan: who is who now?

ronan :rip:

Bar Crow
Oct 10, 2012

They call him Ronan the Decomposer these days.

David D. Davidson
Nov 17, 2012

Orca lady?
In my headcannon Rocket tossed Ronan's corpse into the sun.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

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David D. Davidson
Nov 17, 2012

Orca lady?
Uhhh Spiderman, you usually go down with one tap to the head. Fighting is most definitely not your specialty.

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