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SpaceClown posted:When you return, will your posts improve in quality? Yes, assuming they put me in a coma
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# ? Jun 16, 2017 14:22 |
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Psycho Society posted:Since 1996 here have been 18 westerners imprisoned in north korea for various lengths of time, most of those being ethnically korean. About 5,000 westerners go there every year. How many of those have died? How many tourists visiting mexico have died? Hmm, it's true, tropical Mexican vacations are way worse than visiting a dystopian horror zone and supporting the dictator with fun bucks and legitimization And I mean this both ethically and in terms of safety -some goddamn idiot
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# ? Jun 16, 2017 14:23 |
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Psycho Society posted:Since 1996 here have been 18 westerners imprisoned in north korea for various lengths of time, most of those being ethnically korean. About 5,000 westerners go there every year. How many of those have died? How many tourists visiting mexico have died? ok now do it but replace westerners with Americans
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# ? Jun 16, 2017 14:24 |
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VikingSkull posted:ok now do it but replace westerners with Americans 16 US citizens in ten years
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# ? Jun 16, 2017 14:30 |
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Anyway the point i'm making is because you weird fucks keep saying otto should have known he would be killed for loving with some poster or whatever it was, when there had been a sum total of zero tourists ever killed after visiting north korea. The people imprisoned there were tried for trying to enter north korea illegally, or converting locals to a religion, or espionage. In all but 3 cases they were let out before a year. There is no argument you can make that being strangled or drowned to death is not 100% unprecedented, and any unironic sentiment that he knew what he was getting into is coming from a very hosed up and spiteful place
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# ? Jun 16, 2017 14:31 |
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What was that one story about the guy who everybody thought was a vegetable but he was awake the whole time with locked in syndrome and people are mistreating him and the gardener was coming in and raping him and stuff all the time?
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# ? Jun 16, 2017 14:32 |
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Here's what the state dept has to sayquote:The Department of State strongly warns U.S. citizens not to travel to North Korea/the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea (DPRK). The Department of State strongly warns U.S. citizens not to travel to North Korea/the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea (DPRK). U.S. citizens in the DPRK are at serious risk of arrest and long-term detention under North Korea’s system of law enforcement. This system imposes unduly harsh sentences for actions that would not be considered crimes in the United States and threatens U.S. citizen detainees with being treated in accordance with “wartime law of the DPRK.” Since the United States does not maintain diplomatic or consular relations with North Korea, the U.S. government has no means to provide normal consular services to U.S. citizens in North Korea. This notice updates the number of U.S. citizens who have been detained in North Korea and replaces the Travel Warning dated February 7, 2017. If you go there you hosed up and bear responsibility for what happens
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# ? Jun 16, 2017 14:33 |
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Blue Train posted:Here's what the state dept has to say Fake News! Visit glorious fatherland, home of great leader and Best Pie Eater!
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# ? Jun 16, 2017 14:36 |
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You have a much greater chance of getting killed visiting mexico than you do north korea. Getting imprisoned for 200 days after passing out bibles is not the same thing as getting drowned to death Btw https://www.nytimes.com/2017/05/09/world/asia/americans-visit-north-korea-despite-warnings.html?_r=0 posted:The State Department does not keep records on how many Americans visit North Korea. Of the 4,000 to 5,000 Western tourists who visit each year, about 20 percent come from the United States, said Simon Cockerell, general manager of Koryo Tours, a travel company in Beijing. Apparently not everyone agrees with the 16 americans per decade thing? weird
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# ? Jun 16, 2017 14:36 |
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Psycho Society posted:You have a much greater chance of getting killed visiting mexico than you do north korea. Getting imprisoned for 200 days after passing out bibles is not the same thing as getting drowned to death "This is a good hill to die on, comrade"
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# ? Jun 16, 2017 14:38 |
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I'm gonna keep my opinion that vegetable dude was an idiot, thanks
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# ? Jun 16, 2017 14:38 |
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ElGroucho posted:"This is a good hill to die on, comrade" "oh god, someone is arguing on the internet... please... n-no...."
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# ? Jun 16, 2017 14:38 |
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Blue Train posted:
This is true. It is also true that what happened to Otto is heartbreaking and nobody deserves that fate.
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# ? Jun 16, 2017 14:39 |
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You'll notice I don't actually give a gently caress what you think, and the photoshops in this thread are pretty drat funny. Good talk, bud
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# ? Jun 16, 2017 14:40 |
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Psycho Society posted:You have a much greater chance of getting killed visiting mexico than you do north korea. Getting imprisoned for 200 days after passing out bibles is not the same thing as getting drowned to death funny that the state dept also advises against going to areas in Mexico with a large cartel presence
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# ? Jun 16, 2017 14:40 |
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It seems like you care a lot my dude
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# ? Jun 16, 2017 14:40 |
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Hey Otto what ya got in your mind
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# ? Jun 16, 2017 14:42 |
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lol so a british guy who was on the same north korea trip with our dear otto halfbrain gave an interview and says they got wasted every night
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# ? Jun 16, 2017 14:44 |
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Toadvine posted:This is true. I honestly don't remember if I said he deserved it I but I agree that North Korea is bad and police state actions are bad
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# ? Jun 16, 2017 14:44 |
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yeah I'm not gonna say that the dude deserves to be a turnip but holy lol do I not feel sorry for him
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# ? Jun 16, 2017 14:45 |
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VikingSkull posted:yeah I'm not gonna say that the dude deserves to be a turnip but holy lol do I not feel sorry for him Like if you die in a bed fire while drinking vodka and smoking in bed, it sucks that you are dead but also LOL
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# ? Jun 16, 2017 14:48 |
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big nipples big life posted:I think Otto would disagree. Not anymore
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# ? Jun 16, 2017 15:00 |
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I knew a rich kid who would get drunk with his buddies and one night they went and stole a state troopers jet ski. His dad paid for good lawyers and he ended up getting off. His dad also paid for flight school for the kid while this was all going on and now the rich kid is an even richer airline pilot married to a beautiful girl and banging other beautiful women around the world. The basis of humor is suprise so part of what makes the Otto story so funny is how the rich kid gets dunked on in the end
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# ? Jun 16, 2017 15:01 |
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Has anyone held a balloon up to Otto to check for responsiveness yet?
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# ? Jun 16, 2017 15:03 |
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Trunko posted:I knew a rich kid who would get drunk with his buddies and one night they went and stole a state troopers jet ski. His dad paid for good lawyers and he ended up getting off. His dad also paid for flight school for the kid while this was all going on and now the rich kid is an even richer airline pilot married to a beautiful girl and banging other beautiful women around the world. He was probably dunked in, a toilet, until he was dead
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# ? Jun 16, 2017 15:03 |
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Why are poors so obsessed with money
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# ? Jun 16, 2017 15:06 |
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This Otto guy got in a little over his head on this one
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# ? Jun 16, 2017 15:07 |
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If you had to be violently drowned until you courted brain death, would you pick one of those cute conscripted north korean girls to do it?
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# ? Jun 16, 2017 15:09 |
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Id grab the nearest blunt object and start swinging in the hopes my death will reignite the Korean war.
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# ? Jun 16, 2017 15:11 |
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Traffic girl definitely
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# ? Jun 16, 2017 15:11 |
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The Korean war is technically still going hth
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# ? Jun 16, 2017 15:11 |
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So that's the current theory? They water boarded him for a month until his brain was dead? That sounds like a fairly unpleasant way to die imho
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# ? Jun 16, 2017 15:12 |
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Trunko posted:So that's the current theory? They water boarded him for a month until his brain was dead? That sounds like a fairly unpleasant way to die imho They made him read Three Olives' post history.
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# ? Jun 16, 2017 15:13 |
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Count Freebasie posted:They made him read Three Olives' post history. They don't use punishments that severe on foreigners.
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# ? Jun 16, 2017 15:14 |
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Blue Train posted:The Korean war is technically still going hth Thats why I said reignite and not cause the second one.
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# ? Jun 16, 2017 15:15 |
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Poor Otto Cut down in his prime by evil stalinists. Poor, poor Otto
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# ? Jun 16, 2017 15:15 |
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Trunko posted:So that's the current theory? They water boarded him for a month until his brain was dead? That sounds like a fairly unpleasant way to die imho He hung himself
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# ? Jun 16, 2017 15:24 |
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Autoerotic asphyxiation brings down another one
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# ? Jun 16, 2017 15:35 |
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maybe they gave him some sort of spooky nerve chemical stew or something as a parting gift
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# ? Jun 16, 2017 16:14 |
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Does surviving sarin make you retarded?
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