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Ixjuvin
Aug 8, 2009

if smug was a motorcycle, it just jumped over a fucking canyon
Nap Ghost

Pellisworth posted:

COMMUNIST OPPRESSION

WHAT
YEAR
IS
IT

:psypop:

e:

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ZorajitZorajit
Sep 15, 2013

No static at all...
Repeat after me: Old Cubans control Florida in presidential election. Old Cubans HATE Cuba.

Gortarius
Jun 6, 2013

idiot
Why does he insist on having that dry hay mousse on his head?

Just shave your loving head and be done with it.

Total Party Kill
Aug 25, 2005

skylined! posted:

This is an amazing twitter feed.

https://twitter.com/FlatEarthReal/status/866764509796593664

helping dumb down america.

TheScott2K
Oct 26, 2003

I'm just saying, there's a nonzero chance Trump has a really toad penis.
NBC should really just air 2Fast 2Furious instead of this interview.

FateFree
Nov 14, 2003

Holy poo poo I have things to do I would like to understand what the point of this speech is. It's just pointless words.

BlueberryCanary
Mar 18, 2016
Did anyone expect that a Trump speech on an important issue would be intelligent and measured?

Piell
Sep 3, 2006

Grey Worm's Ken doll-like groin throbbed with the anticipatory pleasure that only a slightly warm and moist piece of lemoncake could offer


Young Orc
Pretty sure he thinks Fidel Castro is still alive and in power

TheScott2K
Oct 26, 2003

I'm just saying, there's a nonzero chance Trump has a really toad penis.

FateFree posted:

Holy poo poo I have things to do I would like to understand what the point of this speech is. It's just pointless words.

The point is a Fox News chyron in large enough letters that old people can read.

Pellisworth
Jun 20, 2005

Ixjuvin posted:

WHAT
YEAR
IS
IT

:psypop:

e:
Wikipedia:
Current Communist Countries: China, Cuba, Laos, North Korea, and Vietnam.

FateFree posted:

Holy poo poo I have things to do I would like to understand what the point of this speech is. It's just pointless words.

his intonation and cadence are also really strange

e: lol he's talking about the Cuban missile crisis

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

FateFree posted:

Holy poo poo I have things to do I would like to understand what the point of this speech is. It's just pointless words.

The best words. The bigliest words

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

ZorajitZorajit posted:

Repeat after me: Old Cubans control Florida in presidential election. Old Cubans HATE Cuba.

Yeah, I mean I love to talk about Trump's crazy backwards mind as much as the next person but this one is just a Florida/GOP thing. They're going to be screaming decades dead nonsense about Cuba until at least a generation dies.

Lote
Aug 5, 2001

Place your bets

Is this ironic? I mean this would fly in the face of basic Newtonian physics.

nerdz
Oct 12, 2004


Complex, statistically improbable things are by their nature more difficult to explain than simple, statistically probable things.
Grimey Drawer
I love the stooge on the right of the camera

Night10194
Feb 13, 2012

We'll start,
like many good things,
with a bear.

Piell posted:

Pretty sure he thinks Fidel Castro is still alive and in power

Didn't Raul Castro just say he was gonna retire in 2018.

LaserShark
Oct 17, 2007

It's over, idiot. You're gonna die here and now, and the last words out of your mouth will have been 'poop train.'
...holy poo poo they're chanting TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP. THIS IS NOT A loving RALLY YOU TURNIPS.

EDIT: No, this loving has to be a rally. This is a paid audience, 100%.

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

Man he really hates Cuba.

I wanted to visit, guess that ain't happening.

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

Lote posted:

Is this ironic? I mean this would fly in the face of basic Newtonian physics.

They're either morons or trolls

Bottom Liner
Feb 15, 2006


a specific vein of lasagna
Trump talking about the Cuban Missle Crisis is loving scary

Piell
Sep 3, 2006

Grey Worm's Ken doll-like groin throbbed with the anticipatory pleasure that only a slightly warm and moist piece of lemoncake could offer


Young Orc

Night10194 posted:

Didn't Raul Castro just say he was gonna retire in 2018.

Yes

Gortarius
Jun 6, 2013

idiot
Hmm, I'm beginning to think this may be staged/scripted....

...and what I mean is that this is actually just a MadTV skit.

skylined!
Apr 6, 2012

THE DEM DEFENDER HAS LOGGED ON

BRISTOL PALINS BABY posted:

helping dumb down america.

if earth not flat how me a dog learn antigravity

checkmate rounders

Ixjuvin
Aug 8, 2009

if smug was a motorcycle, it just jumped over a fucking canyon
Nap Ghost

Pellisworth posted:

Wikipedia:
Current Communist Countries: China, Cuba, Laos, North Korea, and Vietnam.


his intonation and cadence are also really strange

e: lol he's talking about the Cuban missile crisis

I was more referring to his invocation of The Looming Specter Of Communism

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

COMPLETELY
ONE
SIDED
DEAL

nerdz
Oct 12, 2004


Complex, statistically improbable things are by their nature more difficult to explain than simple, statistically probable things.
Grimey Drawer
Wait, cuban americans want this???

RevKrule
Jul 9, 2001

Thrilling the forums since 2001


Science is a liar sometimes.

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

God he's a professional wrestler.

BlueberryCanary
Mar 18, 2016
How much do you want to bet that Trump's staff have 'cultivated' Trump's audience to ensure that they are only made of hardline supporters just to control his ego?

Boon
Jun 21, 2005

by R. Guyovich
I honestly have no idea what the point is except to spite Obama and his legacy. Like, literally none of this makes sense.

Feral Integral
Jun 6, 2006

YOSPOS

Lol dismantling progress at ever step of the way, in everthing.

Trump trump trump trump!

LaserShark
Oct 17, 2007

It's over, idiot. You're gonna die here and now, and the last words out of your mouth will have been 'poop train.'
I seriously want to slap every single person in that audience right now.

EDIT: CAN WE GET SOME INTERNATIONALLY SUPERVISED ELECTIONS OURSELVES PLEASE

Total Party Kill
Aug 25, 2005

nerdz posted:

Wait, cuban americans want this???

just the old bourgeoisie that was run out of there or had their assets nationalized in the revolution.

Night10194
Feb 13, 2012

We'll start,
like many good things,
with a bear.

Boon posted:

I honestly have no idea what the point is except to spite Obama and his legacy. Like, literally none of this makes sense.

That's it. That's the thing.

fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr
Dude, you were buddying up to the Saudis last month, you inconsistent turd.

Tart Kitty
Dec 17, 2016

Oh, well, that's all water under the bridge, as I always say. Water under the bridge!

TRANSCRIPT OF SPEECH GIVEN BY DONALD TRUMP ON 6/16/17:

(Racous bird noises)

Jaxyon
Mar 7, 2016
I’m just saying I would like to see a man beat a woman in a cage. Just to be sure.

Boon posted:

I honestly have no idea what the point is except to spite Obama and his legacy. Like, literally none of this makes sense.

No you pretty much have it.

Robot Hobo
May 18, 2002

robothobo.com

Lote posted:

Is this ironic? I mean this would fly in the face of basic Newtonian physics.
Most flat-Earth theories fall apart under the extremely technical and hard to comprehend theory known as "Gravity points down, not South."

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

the irony of calling for free and internationally supervised elections

Ventana
Mar 28, 2010

*Yosh intensifies*
Oh God he can't be serious with these demands

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Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

STAC Goat posted:

Its bad for Kelly. How bad remains to be seen but her show has tanked in the ratings so far and not only is this a PR mess for NBC but they've lost advertisers and gotten sued over it. Kelly probably will get more rope to hang herself but there's a lot less than she's used to on Fox.

I think her opening up with​ Alex Jones is exactly as calculated a venture as Kamau Bell opening with Richard Spencer, only significantly less awful.

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