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Saw a quote, got reminded Mike Pence pulled a reverse Mr. Hands. Thanks thread.
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A horse is a horse (of course of course) and no rear end can take its whole dick (of course) Unless of course the rear end of course is the amazing Mr. Pence!
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Jun 17, 2017 00:33
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Mike Pence became known as a congressman due to his frequent equine sexual congress
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Jun 17, 2017 00:41
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did mike pence start guzzling horse semen in an attempt to increase his stamina? weeks later, looking at himself in the mirror after a long night sucking hot horse jizz from his stallion's engorged member did he realize that he was addicted?
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Jun 17, 2017 02:21
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Olanphonia posted:did mike pence start guzzling horse semen in an attempt to increase his stamina? weeks later, looking at himself in the mirror after a long night sucking hot horse jizz from his stallion's engorged member did he realize that he was addicted? Neigh; 'twas love at first sight
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Jun 17, 2017 03:23
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i can't come to terms with the undisputed fact that Vice President Michael Pence fucks and or was hosed by a horse
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Jun 17, 2017 04:59
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mike pence in the horse in the pence
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Jun 17, 2017 05:37
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oh right lol the vpotus powerbottomed a horse lol
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Jun 17, 2017 06:19
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*is having morning piss* *Suddenly stream of piss snaps off like a tap* Mike Pence was buggered up the arse by a horse! E's up the duff with a horsechild!
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Jun 17, 2017 10:52
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so, what abomination is growin' in pence's rear end in a top hat as we shitpost? the world may neva' kno'
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Jun 17, 2017 11:03
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centaur or bojack horsemanlike monstrosity I would imagine. or cronenberg horror. I like to imagine its just a normal little horse but with mike pence's hair.
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Jun 17, 2017 11:05
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Jun 17, 2017 13:30
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redneck nazgul posted:mods make this the CSPAM background I think no, but make it the d&d background instead because that's funnier
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Jun 18, 2017 01:13
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I just remembered that vpotus michael erwin pence took horsemeat inside his anus
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Jun 18, 2017 01:38
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Did Mike Pence gently caress a horse? Many say that he did. Others say that the horse hosed him. I guess we'll never know what actually happened, of who mounted who. But one things for sure: the truth isn't going to come from the horses mouth. Wonk Lanyard, cspam news
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Jun 18, 2017 02:06
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I seriously can't believe that sitting Vice President of the United States Mike Pence (Homo sapiens) copulated with a male horse (Equus ferus caballus) and informed the world of this act via Twitter. I may be unable to believe it, but it still happened.
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Jun 18, 2017 08:43
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I've been informed of rumors that, in keeping with his political views, Mike Pence did the deed with a thoroughbred, so as to preserve the purity of the act.
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Jun 18, 2017 10:11
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It seems to me that gramatically speaking, the horse actually hosed Mike Pence, not the other way around. More of a Mr. Hands type situation than a Blacked Bestiality Remix.
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Jun 18, 2017 15:52
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Mike Pence hosed the horse, they took a quick 20 minute breather with refreshments such as carrots and oats, then Mike Pence was in turn hosed by the horse up the ol' bum.
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Jun 18, 2017 17:09
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I wonder whether his constituents would be scandalized if it turned out the horse wasn't white.
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Jun 18, 2017 17:25
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ajkalan posted:I seriously can't believe that sitting Vice President of the United States Mike Pence (Homo sapiens) copulated with a male horse (Equus ferus caballus) and informed the world of this act via Twitter.
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Jun 18, 2017 19:38
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Agnosticnixie posted:I wonder whether his constituents would be scandalized if it turned out the horse wasn't white. ilegal arabian cataphracts are flooding into THIS COUNTRY on hosreback and armor and MIKE PENCE doesn't Care??? HERE'S WHY PENCECUCKS
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Jun 18, 2017 20:41
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What do you think Mike Pence does when he can't get horse? Does he have one of those realistic animal dildos or is he celibate?
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Jun 19, 2017 01:03
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Celibacy, naturally; he must'nt soil himself for his lover
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Jun 19, 2017 02:30
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That is, to say, his lover, the stallion with whom Vice President Michael Pence makes sweaty barnyard love.
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Jun 19, 2017 02:31
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Mayor Dave posted:What do you think Mike Pence does when he can't get horse? Does he have one of those realistic animal dildos or is he celibate? Masturbation is a sin and a perversion. Lust is one of the seven deadly sins, and pornography addiction is a very serious problem and barrier to accepting the word of Christ. If your wife is not adequately performing her domestic duties to your satisfaction as head of a traditional family, you are advised as a Christian to find release in loving a horse, as our Vice President, Michael Richard Pence has ably demonstrated.
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Jun 19, 2017 08:36
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That's no good. Horses simply can't do a reach around so if Mike Pence wants release he'll have to take matters into his own hands.
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Jun 19, 2017 09:24
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Xand_Man posted:That's no good. Horses simply can't do a reach around so if Mike Pence wants release he'll have to take matters into his own hands. and he does so regularly in the process of loving a horse Michael Pence that is, Current Vice President of the United States of America and infamous horsefucker
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Jun 19, 2017 14:44
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just remembered Mikey banged a stallion
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Jun 19, 2017 14:46
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Mike Pence is now covered by a barbary horse. His sons neigh at him, he has coursers for cousins and gennets for germans. Even now he maketh with stallion the beast with two backs.
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Jun 19, 2017 15:57
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRaoHi_xcWk
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Jun 19, 2017 20:49
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what is the Vice President of the united states doing to his anus
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Jun 20, 2017 00:06
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Xand_Man posted:what is the Vice President of the united states doing to his anus He is letting a stallion pound it until his sphincter literally can never entirely close
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Jun 20, 2017 01:22
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Michael j foxishly: doc, im from the future, im from 2019! Me: bullshit, whose the president in 2019? Fox: Mike Pence! Me: Mike Pence? The horse fucker mike pence? I suppose mr hands is the secretary of state!
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Jun 20, 2017 04:42
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what you did was a horse gently caress, Mike you hosed a horse as VP of the United States 
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Jun 20, 2017 04:45
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oh rite mike pence hosed a horse thanks thread
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