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MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-McIdVuY88

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baw
Nov 5, 2008

RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY
https://twitter.com/infinite_scream/status/875979958824435712

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yHckRTkcZg

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

cumshitter posted:

i fell in love with him when i made calls to colelct on his late payments. he was 12 months late before another employee pulled my weeping frames from the phone and put in the repo call

we used to drive up to the mountians and look over the plains and he'd bend me over the part whee you kept the golf bag and pump cum into my rear end like my rectum were a water balloon as the moon rose oer the plains


is this on *wet fart*

Cephalocidal
Dec 23, 2005


:yeah:

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

BeOSPOS posted:

can someone post the jeb! compilation video. tia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abfLDg_7Hjo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MhdHCHjInY

GobiasIndustries has issued a correction as of 08:42 on Jun 17, 2017

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

:tipshat:


:guinness:

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

one time i met a guy who happened to live like two streets down from me and he insisted on meeting in an alley behind his apartment. like yeah i know. but i walkeda round the area regularly and i knew it was because he was afraid of what his roommates would think; we were both in our early 20's and not living on our own

so as im like 100 yards away i can tell we're not gonna get along. just like a posture thing, you know? we scoped each other out and so i start staring him down and he starts flexing his guns (he was a gym rat) and im like

"I came here to gently caress but im down to fight."

got a laugh and we wished each other well and went our separate ways

Cephalocidal
Dec 23, 2005

cumshitter posted:

one time i met a guy who happened to live like two streets down from me and he insisted on meeting in an alley behind his apartment. like yeah i know. but i walkeda round the area regularly and i knew it was because he was afraid of what his roommates would think; we were both in our early 20's and not living on our own

so as im like 100 yards away i can tell we're not gonna get along. just like a posture thing, you know? we scoped each other out and so i start staring him down and he starts flexing his guns (he was a gym rat) and im like

"I came here to gently caress but im down to fight."

got a laugh and we wished each other well and went our separate ways

you make gay sound so easy

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

this is a great one


jeb's a mess

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012




marital boredom​ stories sound hot

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

Cephalocidal posted:

you make gay sound so easy

i runclasses if anoyone is interestd

baw
Nov 5, 2008

RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY

BeOSPOS posted:

can someone post the jeb! compilation video. tia

this is the best one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jw2-EbXnwvs

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!

cuntman.net
Mar 1, 2013

cumshitter posted:

someone made an explicit death threat to a sitting congressman from bumfuck i forget where

:stare:

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
nobody actually did that dont worry. at least to my knowledge ad there were like 12 posts left i hadnt read

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



we should have clapped

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

zen death robot posted:

the other thread does not exist

:thunk:

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

zen death robot posted:

the other thread does not exist

fake news, like you attending leg day :lol:

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

well i'm less than 50% on loving you but you get to plow me on a technicality

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!

zen death robot posted:

the other thread does not exist

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007


that womans face is the most disturbing thing I've seen in his comics

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
out of the republican field who is the most fuckable

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

guess his ben garrison muscles have now shifted to his hair

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

Baloogan posted:

out of the republican field who is the most fuckable from your highly-promiscuous-gay-goon perspective

TRUMP

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

Baloogan posted:

out of the republican field who is the most fuckable

jeb bush's gun

Parity warning
Nov 1, 2009



3rd Place, TRP Sack Race 2021/22

Cephalocidal posted:

A tenement block got coated in quick start fire logs and had no functioning sprinklers because the cost for flame retardant cladding was literally two pounds more per family unit than the tinder they slapped up. That's the value of (poor) human life, according to the Tories. <2£ per family. It went up like a goddamn wicker man and between 30 and 200 humans died, along with god only knows how many even more innocent pets. And their charred corpses are still sitting there in the middle of London because the burned out husk of the building is too unstable to safely enter.

If you start telling people they can't make campfires out of people's homes, where does it stop? Ever heard of this thing called freedom?

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:
has fat nerd jeb become a thing now in his drawings

Panic! at Nabisco
Jun 6, 2007

it seemed like a good idea at the time
I'm always amazed that Garrison has the self discipline to avoid giving Donald a tremendous bulge in these, given how every other aspect radiates "I need strong daddy to gently caress me"

cargo cult
Aug 28, 2008

by Reene

Jazerus posted:

baldur's gate is the closest thing to playing traditional d&d in video game form. if that appeals to you then it won't feel like poo poo at all

both bg games are way, way better than any modern bioware game in any case
this is really the crux of it and why it's such an achievement (on top of all the other reasons)

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Republican_Party_presidential_candidates,_2016

what a loving field

jesus christ they were the finest

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

Baloogan posted:

out of the republican field who is the most fuckable

depends

aspiring socialite: jeb. you get in good with his mom and learn how to whip thoe bush boys across the finish line

oxy & wine wife: cruz. you step out on your closeted husband whenever you like and have children with a driven, moderately successful man

housewives of (city): newt. loving and fighting all day and night, possibly on the moon

Parity warning
Nov 1, 2009



3rd Place, TRP Sack Race 2021/22
waht the gently caress

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
my bad i mistook gently caress for marry in "gently caress, marry, kill"

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006


:salutes:

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GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

Panic! at Nabisco posted:

I'm always amazed that Garrison has the self discipline to avoid giving Donald a tremendous bulge in these, given how every other aspect radiates "I need strong daddy to gently caress me"

Ben Garrison just wants a strong daddy to hold him in his arms at night and tell him everything will be OK.

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