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FormerPoster
Aug 5, 2004

Hair Elf

Pollyanna posted:

today i learned about how credit cards and credit score work and im not gonna lie i cried a little

what the gently caress is life

Do what I did and somehow get your father's stellar credit tied to yours by accident, so you can have 35 years of prompt Amex payments when you're only 18.

Or get Ed Balls to help you. He's a good guy, he'll always do it.

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Pollyanna
Mar 5, 2005

Milk's on them.


Harry Potter on Ice posted:

Share what you learned misery loves company

hmmmmmmmmmmm

for one, checking your credit score makes your credit score worse

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

lmao nice meltdown tory scum that agreed that yes budget cuts are good in that it burned hundreds of people alive :smugbert:

zakkro
May 29, 2015


https://twitter.com/InternetHippo/status/874339661182902272

Spins
Feb 26, 2016

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

cumshitter posted:

when i worked in predatory lending, which sucked, i had to turn down a seminole indian or some poo poo for like a $10,000 off road golf cart that sat six people

dude had poo poo credit. to the point where he couldnt open a bank account. he got like $10,000 a month from his casino tribe free and clear for life, but he had to cash the checks at scummy payday loans that charged him $100 for the priveilege

i turned him down because he couldnt provide a letter from the tribe, which would allow me to call their accountant, or even bank statements. every car, every credit card, every credit line the guy had ever opened had ended in default or repo. on a pre-tax income of $120,000 per year

my boss actually chewed me out over it and i was like no the guy was a loser and didnt give me anything proving he deserved to *lease* his offroad golfcart

predatory finance sucked real hard

Addictive gambling, it's what I have. No hope

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

basically

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

Dairy Days posted:

lmao goons
not everyone can swing 2k / mo for a ritzy place

im posting on the free wifi from a mcdonalds parking lot from my kindle series 1

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

TeriZCa8!a posted:

Addictive gambling, it's what I have. No hope

man just stop gamblin its not hard

*smokes a pack of cigs*

FabioClone
Oct 3, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

CortezFantastic posted:

This reminds me, I actually saw Cosby live two days after I found out he was a mass rapist. My family bought tickets months ago and my mother was a huge fan. I just went and pretended to enjoy myself just to not ruin it for her. It's probably one of the shittiest things I've done now that I think about it.

lol. why on earth was he still doing shows?

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

FabioClone posted:

lol. why on earth was he still doing shows?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBsPLEz01Qg

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
one time i went to a casino with my relative and she looked at anold lady in a wheelchairplaying slots with one of those oxygen tubes under her nose and she was like "cumshitter i cant believe shes doing that"

"well whats she gonna do auntie cumshitter? she gonna go rock climbing? let her have her fun"

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Lastgirl posted:

lmao nice meltdown tory scum that agreed that yes budget cuts are good in that it burned hundreds of people alive :smugbert:

Doesn't the Shame Nun actress live in the UK?

Just have her follow May around doing the Shame chant.

FabioClone
Oct 3, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

oh, i see. this makes sense. it all makes sense.

Spins
Feb 26, 2016

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Baloogan posted:

out of the republican field who is the most fuckable

Comey

FabioClone
Oct 3, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Baloogan posted:

out of the republican field who is the most fuckable

Donald Trump

D1E
Nov 25, 2001


FabioClone posted:

Donald Trump

Are you saying this because of his neck vag?

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

galenanorth posted:



'A few weeks ago during Finals Week, my school had a "Kitten Stress Therapy" event. This is Cookie.'

As much as I like cats, I hate that taxpayer money goes to these events

Lol you loving cuck miss me with that muh tax dollars dogshit

FabioClone
Oct 3, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

D1E posted:

Are you saying this because of his neck vag?

You don't want to know the specifics

Dairy Days
Dec 26, 2007

dang its like rich ppl are real out of touch or somethin

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



TeriZCa8!a posted:

I'm drinking absolut from the bottle washing it down with bottled water at 1137 a.m., nagging chest twinges, (no insuance, US, dont wanna talk about it, cant quit smoking) dead broke, wanting to see if anyone loled at my posts, and the thread is gone. Sigh, s hit. Well you all better be interesting is all I've got to say.

I don't remember your posts specifically but I was loling to the point of chortling last night and I'm sure your posts were a reason why frand

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao
*in an extremely date rape voice*


HEY HEY HEY

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

meow I'm a cat

marmot25
May 16, 2004

Yam Slacker

An Excerpt From James Comey's Closed Hearing Before the Senate Intelligence Committee

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

comeyshitter

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Epic High Five posted:

I don't remember your posts specifically but I was loling to the point of chortling last night and I'm sure your posts were a reason why frand

was that before or after you guys went full lf

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



cumshitter posted:

every once in a while local news runs on of those stories where they track a "homeless" person back to their bmw and yeah what theyre doing is lovely (both news and the panhandler) but the best part is when they pull over the shmucks who were handing them a dollar every day

its always some fat goober who rants "i thought they had less than me! i have been robbed of the joy of casually tossing pocket change at someone who i thought was a loser!!!"

This and other right wing scare stories, like they're shooting up heroin in public parks are pretty much untrue

However they usually do have apartments and cars that are okay in a 15 year old Honda sort of way, not that any here would need it with our ample public transit and social services. They don't shoot heroin in public parks, they drink vodka and smoke K2 in parks because heroin is expensive

A lot of the ones around here are savvy because they're lifers. They make a mint off bilking college kids and you'll never see them in parks where there are lots of kids because that's when bad things will happen to them.

D1E
Nov 25, 2001


We're almost to the first sex page in new Trump thread so nobody gently caress it all up now

Ekster
Jul 18, 2013

i like all these people who are personally invested in idiot politicians who fall flat on their face over and over again in the most public and humiliating way possible

is it really that hard to just admit you voted for a moron and move on with your life? oh wait it's 2017 never ever admit mistakes no matter the consequences

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 45 hours!

D1E posted:

We're almost to the first sex page in new Trump thread so nobody gently caress it all up now

every page is the sex page when you constantly pound the pud to thoughts of trump in the trump pissbration thread

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Yinlock posted:

was that before or after you guys went full lf

Carson was shooting OVER Kush's shoulder, probably to patriotically kill a terrorist who was sneaking up on him

This is like, THE CORE of the charter of the head of HUD dude, have you even read the Constitution?

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

D1E posted:

We're almost to the first sex page in new Trump thread so nobody gently caress it all up now

nice

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012



lol :barf:

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
trump

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 45 hours!

Epic High Five posted:

Carson was shooting OVER Kush's shoulder, probably to patriotically kill a terrorist who was sneaking up on him

This is like, THE CORE of the charter of the head of HUD dude, have you even read the Constitution?

Carson was aiming for the belt buckle.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
I am the wedding planner that is now running the 6 billion HUD spends on housing in the NYC metro area.

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

Ekster posted:

i like all these people who are personally invested in idiot politicians who fall flat on their face over and over again in the most public and humiliating way possible

is it really that hard to just admit you voted for a moron and move on with your life? oh wait it's 2017 never ever admit mistakes no matter the consequences

tirmp winning is the single moment of glory in their lives. they won the big high school football game and nothing else matters

*trump voter's husband is deported*

anime tupac
Oct 25, 2010

stick your chest out, keep your head up, and handle it

Al! posted:

the good parts of lf were before people convinced themselves it actually was the staging ground for the revolution

I remember some tankie wandering into one the polititoons megathreads and talking about how, actually, the chernobyl exclusion zone isn't even unsafe, that's just a Western Media Lie, and he has friends who know Secrets, and they camped out in it

old.flv
Jan 28, 2017

A good lad who likes his Anna's.

TeriZCa8!a posted:

I'm drinking absolut from the bottle washing it down with bottled water at 1137 a.m., nagging chest twinges, (no insuance, US, dont wanna talk about it, cant quit smoking) dead broke, wanting to see if anyone loled at my posts, and the thread is gone. Sigh, s hit. Well you all better be interesting is all I've got to say.

lol this owns

OhFunny
Jun 26, 2013

EXTREMELY PISSED AT THE DNC

D1E posted:

There are more pet cats than pet dogs in the United States.

Number One pet.

This 13 pages old, but this is the worse Fake News ever posted anywhere.

People are bad, but not this bad.

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marmot25
May 16, 2004

Yam Slacker
I'm the C.H.U.D. secretary

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