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mags
May 30, 2008

I am a congenital optimist.
i am a cat person. dogs are cool but i love cats more than Gordon Shumway

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Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

PORN WIZARD

Ages posted:

No I don't want to see Mike Pence naked

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!
I always thought it would be cool to have a dog that has a job and then he has to give the money to you because what's a dog going to do with money anyways.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

Dairy Days
Dec 26, 2007

Ekster posted:

where muh political scandal bombshells at

there were so many it overflowed back to zero

Strom Thermos
Sep 18, 2004


MOre like Kevin OWNZ!

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
also because im grossly incompetent and i think its harder for people to fire a person with a dog and also i would get a dog that howled whenever it sensed bad things were happening to me and i think it would be funny if the person firing me had to shout about how theyre letting me go over the crying of a dog

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008


can you just replace every confederate statue with statues of mlk just to piss these people off

Ekster
Jul 18, 2013

putin likes dogs

hitler liked dogs

i like dogs

....!!!

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

I'm pretty disappointed that Minneapolis still exists this morning

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
"cumshitter as of late your performance has been-"

arrrooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

"CUMSHITTER AS OF LATE-"

ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

Yinlock posted:

can you just replace every confederate statue with statues of mlk just to piss these people off

with a statue of obama

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

mister magpie posted:

i am a cat person. dogs are cool but i love cats more than Gordon Shumway

:golfclap:

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
i feel old because i have a date tonight so while i was shaving i was thinking "dont forget to get your ear hairs, cumshitter"

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Kurtofan posted:

with a statue of obama

yeah i typed that originally but obama doesnt seem as statue worthy

mlk at least deserves many statues

stuffed crust punk
Oct 8, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

TeriZCa8!a posted:

I'm drinking absolut from the bottle washing it down with bottled water at 1137 a.m., nagging chest twinges, (no insuance, US, dont wanna talk about it, cant quit smoking) dead broke, wanting to see if anyone loled at my posts, and the thread is gone. Sigh, s hit. Well you all better be interesting is all I've got to say.

please be well bud

Trazz
Jun 11, 2008

Kurtofan posted:

with a statue of obama

With a statue of MLK and Obama fist-bumping each other

Spins
Feb 26, 2016

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

mister magpie posted:

who called the FBI fuckin lol

I did after Zara or whoever posted it. The new haven FBI to be exact

Spins has issued a correction as of 21:31 on Jun 17, 2017

Marx Headroom
May 10, 2007

AT LAST! A show with nonono commercials!
Fallen Rib

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/HamillHimself/status/876169966797508608

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003


UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!
Look sharp boys!
The bossman is coming through.

Spins
Feb 26, 2016

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Kung Food posted:

Honestly, if you are going to blow your SS check on bringing some light to your last few miserable morsels of existence on this gay earth, why not blow it on getting high as gently caress. The added benifit is when your body is that wrecked by age you don't have to care about any adverse health effects.

Just fyi, playing slots is getting high as gently caress if you are a gambling addict, its the good poo poo

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

zen death robot posted:



There was no other trump thread

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
This is not the suck zone you are looking for.

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

Elephanthead posted:

This is not the suck zone you are looking for.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

TeriZCa8!a posted:

Just fyi, playing slots is getting high as gently caress if you are a gambling addict, its the good poo poo

Sports betting is better or craps. Big swings on single outcomes.

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

zen death robot posted:



There was no other trump thread

the trump thread is dead; long live the trump thread.

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

"Merchant of Venom" is good.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Mirthless
Mar 27, 2011

by the sex ghost

Yinlock posted:

can you just replace every confederate statue with statues of mlk just to piss these people off

MLK in a union General outfit stepping on the neck of whatever confederate he's replacing

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

Pollyanna posted:

today i learned about how credit cards and credit score work and im not gonna lie i cried a little

what the gently caress is life

extremely central scrutinizer from Joe's Garage voice]: be careful not to engage in any ... unwholesome activities, that could result in THE DEATH PENALTY , or adversely affect your parents' credit rating

Mo_Steel
Mar 7, 2008

Let's Clock Into The Sunset Together

Fun Shoe
Still not the sex page? Day crew even sadder than nite crew.

Spins
Feb 26, 2016

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Elephanthead posted:

Sports betting is better or craps. Big swings on single outcomes.

Slots you take a hit every two seconds, hundreds of dollars, or a jackpot possible each and every pull.

D1E
Nov 25, 2001


Pollyanna posted:

today i learned about how credit cards and credit score work and im not gonna lie i cried a little

what the gently caress is life

Get a cat, friend.

Alternatively, get a cat friend.

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Elephanthead posted:

Sports betting is better or craps. Big swings on single outcomes.

don't bet on anything ever
i bet that crooked would win the election and i doubled down on election day

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crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

zen death robot posted:



There was no other trump thread

OK, but now this one has to hit 10,000 pages. Cmon. :holy:

E:
Prez Doonald j trump
Loves slave piss in his eyes
But to him what is best
Is when an 8 year old dies

crazy cloud has issued a correction as of 21:38 on Jun 17, 2017

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