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I did a thing: Mar 23, 2017; On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

etalian posted:

The Hobbit was a waste, the hobbit was a big fat mess

It was rather lengthy. Maybe I'll watching Logan again and have a good cry.

Ed Balls, like most real men, cry.

# ? Jun 17, 2017 23:14

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# ? May 14, 2024 14:42

mormonpartyboat: Jan 14, 2015; by Reene

Baloogan posted:

"yes, i have memed hard about bitchell for 2 years now"

# ? Jun 17, 2017 23:14

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

would love to see theresa may get ousted

# ? Jun 17, 2017 23:14

D1E: Nov 25, 2001

Baloogan posted:

i was into bitchell before he was cool

Note: he has never been cool

# ? Jun 17, 2017 23:14

etalian: Mar 20, 2006

The Hobbit made ian mckellen have a breakdown on the set over the constant green screen bullshit.

# ? Jun 17, 2017 23:15

Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

Reality Winner posted:

https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/876197506270593025

big woop rush moved there years ago

no income tax is a big draw

# ? Jun 17, 2017 23:15

jBrereton: May 30, 2013; Grimey Drawer

I did a thing posted:

So the Tories are going to kick there own PM in the balls? I like it.

They've always done it in the postwar era if they get more than 1 term on the trot. Literally always lol.

# ? Jun 17, 2017 23:15

A Handed Missus: Aug 6, 2012

Baloogan posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YttscNOoAjA

that video is cuck as gently caress

but this is even more CUCK

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bTYidWBC8-4

# ? Jun 17, 2017 23:16

Red Dad Redemption: Sep 29, 2007

I did a thing posted:

yeah I just want . . . some weed.

i hate jeff sessions and every other stupid gently caress who makes this an illegal activity

# ? Jun 17, 2017 23:16

I did a thing: Mar 23, 2017; On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

etalian posted:

The Hobbit made ian mckellen have a breakdown on the set over the constant green screen bullshit.

Pippin at least gave us this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8ir8rVl2Z4

# ? Jun 17, 2017 23:17

mormonpartyboat: Jan 14, 2015; by Reene

A Handed Missus posted:

that video is cuck as gently caress

but this is even more CUCK

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bTYidWBC8-4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqJQNoukMfw

# ? Jun 17, 2017 23:17

Yinlock: Oct 22, 2008

Baloogan posted:

bojo forever!

oh man if you thought theresa may being unable to feign even the barest empathy for poors was bad, boris would have pulled up to the fire in a beer truck and farted into a megaphone at the survivors

# ? Jun 17, 2017 23:19

A Handed Missus: Aug 6, 2012

Gringostar posted:

yes

hitler was a very good facist

# ? Jun 17, 2017 23:19

Gringostar: Nov 12, 2016; Morbid Hound

I did a thing posted:

Pippin at least gave us this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8ir8rVl2Z4

this will always be the best hobbit song thou

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGF5ROpjRAU

# ? Jun 17, 2017 23:19

Yinlock: Oct 22, 2008

jBrereton posted:

They've always done it in the postwar era if they get more than 1 term on the trot. Literally always lol.

the tories are all power-hungry as gently caress and can't really merge into a cohesive whole once dominance is established like the republicans can

# ? Jun 17, 2017 23:20

jBrereton: May 30, 2013; Grimey Drawer

Yinlock posted:

oh man if you thought theresa may being unable to feign even the barest empathy for poors was bad, boris would have pulled up to the fire in a beer truck and farted into a megaphone at the survivors

BoJo fired thousands of firemen in London when he was mayor. I think that more or less disqualifies him in the wake of this d�b�cle.

# ? Jun 17, 2017 23:20

Cephalocidal: Dec 23, 2005

prefect posted:

https://twitter.com/BBCHelenaLee/status/876186368526954500

Ten days to do what exactly? That's such an infuriating statement. Ten days in which to not take action, ten days of pretending it's somehow anyone else's responsibility to address.

# ? Jun 17, 2017 23:21

A Handed Missus: Aug 6, 2012

prefect posted:

https://twitter.com/BBCHelenaLee/status/876186368526954500

THE DEADLINE JUST GOT 10 DAYS SHORTER

# ? Jun 17, 2017 23:21

FabioClone: Oct 3, 2004; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

I did a thing posted:

Right now I'm drinking some Ballast Point Watermelon Dorado. Thinking about watching The Hobbit: Desolation of Smaug and vaping some marijuana pior to viewing it again because

yeah I just want to vape some weed.

This movie is bad but when you get high it becomes very good. They just went in an acid trip forest, what.

# ? Jun 17, 2017 23:22

jBrereton: May 30, 2013; Grimey Drawer

Yinlock posted:

the tories are all power-hungry as gently caress and can't really merge into a cohesive whole once dominance is established like the republicans can

It's just a different system innit bruv

People don't directly elect the party leaders unless they're in those constituencies so if the PM turns into a zombie (like Churchill and Thatch'), is a disaster (like Eden and now May), or just gets bored and is involved in something stupid (MacMillan/Cameron) they can be replaced.

# ? Jun 17, 2017 23:22

A Handed Missus: Aug 6, 2012

# ? Jun 17, 2017 23:22

Ages: Feb 20, 2005; Its just half the puffin juice and the puffin lives and doesnt mind. I promise!; Fun Shoe

jBrereton posted:

BoJo fired thousands of firemen in London when he was mayor. I think that more or less disqualifies him in the wake of this d�b�cle.

this assumes that we as a species have the ability to learn from our mistakes

# ? Jun 17, 2017 23:22

Mia Wasikowska: Oct 7, 2006

your love of the halfling's leaf... has clearly dulled your mind

# ? Jun 17, 2017 23:23

Yinlock: Oct 22, 2008

jBrereton posted:

It's just a different system innit bruv

People don't directly elect the party leaders unless they're in those constituencies so if the PM turns into a zombie (like Churchill and Thatch'), is a disaster (like Eden and now May), or just gets bored and is involved in something stupid (MacMillan/Cameron) they can be replaced.

i think thatcher applies to all 3 honestly

# ? Jun 17, 2017 23:23

jBrereton: May 30, 2013; Grimey Drawer

Cephalocidal posted:

Ten days to do what exactly? That's such an infuriating statement. Ten days in which to not take action, ten days of pretending it's somehow anyone else's responsibility to address.

To form a government and sort herself out so they can have a calm Tessxit at the next GE instead of dragging her weeping and shook to the knacker's yard of the back benches.

# ? Jun 17, 2017 23:23

FabioClone: Oct 3, 2004; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Zas posted:

your love of the halfling's leaf... has clearly dulled your mind

Lol, ... but yes.

# ? Jun 17, 2017 23:24

Yinlock: Oct 22, 2008

Annual Prophet posted:

wait what exactly are they fighting about?

i thought their whole programme was just one dimensional racism

i think one side wants to kill all the jews and the other wants to kill most of them

# ? Jun 17, 2017 23:25

I did a thing: Mar 23, 2017; On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

Gringostar posted:

this will always be the best hobbit song thou

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGF5ROpjRAU

Shatner is still an rear end in a top hat for skipping the funeral.

# ? Jun 17, 2017 23:26

Yinlock: Oct 22, 2008

I did a thing posted:

Shatner is still an rear end in a top hat for skipping the funeral.

lol did he seriously do that

what a dick

# ? Jun 17, 2017 23:27

Yinlock: Oct 22, 2008

was he busy screaming KHAAAAN

# ? Jun 17, 2017 23:28

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

well it's not like lenny knew he wasn't there

# ? Jun 17, 2017 23:28

I did a thing: Mar 23, 2017; On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

Yinlock posted:

lol did he seriously do that

what a dick

so he had a prior engagement. but i mean, spock died, he couldn't hop on a plane from Florida to California?

# ? Jun 17, 2017 23:30

Mia Wasikowska: Oct 7, 2006

I did a thing posted:

so he had a prior engagement. but i mean, spock died, he couldn't hop on a plane from Florida to California?

maybe he's in debt

# ? Jun 17, 2017 23:30

Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

I did a thing posted:

Shatner is still an rear end in a top hat

# ? Jun 17, 2017 23:31

galenanorth: May 19, 2016

"My favorite little 9 week old <3"

# ? Jun 17, 2017 23:31

I did a thing: Mar 23, 2017; On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

Zas posted:

maybe he's in debt

to the fans.

for being an rear end in a top hat.

# ? Jun 17, 2017 23:32

Yinlock: Oct 22, 2008

I did a thing posted:

so he had a prior engagement. but i mean, spock died, he couldn't hop on a plane from Florida to California?

i mean i guess "was on a famous tv show together" isn't really grounds for a powerful friendship but still

come on man it's the USA, show up in full starfleet attire or gently caress off with that weak poo poo

# ? Jun 17, 2017 23:32