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its curtains for Kevin
Nov 14, 2011

Fruit is proof that the gods exist and love us.

Just kidding!

Life is meaningless
Not that I wasn't one before :bigtran:

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Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]

its curtains for Kevin posted:




Woo STX


(I ruined an entire mission by getting misinformation as opfor)

Yikes

Flying_Crab
Apr 12, 2002



Hahahahahahaha Camp Buehring. Instead of doing Army poo poo this summer I'm spending it in Berlin. :smug:

Vahakyla
May 3, 2013
I am on my fourth day off, chatting with italian women and eating strawberry ice cream in downtown Vicenza in a perfect weather. I got tomorrow off still, and the next four weeks are 4-day workweeks.

Army is pretty fuggen awesome right now.

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
Enjoy it.

Vahakyla
May 3, 2013
Not today, Sir, not today.


milk milk lemonade
Jul 29, 2016
I feel like these are the kinds of post people would make under duress if they'd been arrested by the North Korean government. But they'd be about NK and not the Army.

Loden Taylor
Aug 11, 2003

I'm perfectly willing to acknowledge there are times and places where being in the Army is legitimately great.

But hooooooooly poo poo, that too shall pass.

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



Vahakyla posted:

I am on my fourth day off, chatting with italian women and eating strawberry ice cream in downtown Vicenza in a perfect weather. I got tomorrow off still, and the next four weeks are 4-day workweeks.

Army is pretty fuggen awesome right now.

Quoting this so I can watch you eat these words later.

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
Seriously, shut the fuck up.

:dukedog:
On the other side of the planet, Mustang and I are in Yakima. Army: Your mileage may vary.

Carteret
Nov 10, 2012


Do you know what's better than being in Italy in the Army? Being in Italy on vacation.

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
Or just not being in the Army

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Pesticide20 posted:

Or just not being in the Army

milk milk lemonade
Jul 29, 2016

Pesticide20 posted:

Or just not being in the Army

Vahakyla
May 3, 2013
Last time I was here on vacation I paid out of the rear end for everything, had too little time to do all cool things and didn't get about 4000 a month.
I prefer this.

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
I think if someone is enjoying the army we should let them instead of being a misery loves company crowd.

FIDEL CASHFLOW
Oct 13, 2009

TBeats posted:

I think if someone is enjoying the army we sit back until reality sets in and bends them over a humvee

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
Which will probably happen but just because we are miserable people doesn't mean we have to rush others into being miserable people.

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
Seriously, shut the fuck up.

:dukedog:

TBeats posted:

Which will probably happen but just because we are miserable people doesn't mean we have to rush others into being miserable people.

But that is exactly how the Army operates?

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

A Bad Poster posted:

But that is exactly how the Army operates?

Why are we trying to be like the army if the army is so terrible then

E: oh I see what you're saying.

It just sounds like everybody in here is jealous that someone is having a good time somewhere that we had a bad time and can't accept it.

Let him have fun if he's having fun.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

mlmp08 posted:

Enjoy it.



Vahakyla posted:

Not today, Sir, not today.




This will happen soon. As soon as you get toxic leadership though.

milk milk lemonade
Jul 29, 2016

TBeats posted:

Why are we trying to be like the army if the army is so terrible then

E: oh I see what you're saying.

It just sounds like everybody in here is jealous that someone is having a good time somewhere that we had a bad time and can't accept it.

Let him have fun if he's having fun.

We all know he's lying and I can't stand lying god drat it!!!!

milk milk lemonade
Jul 29, 2016
Part of me thinks maybe his spoken English is bad enough that he doesn't understand what's being said to him all the time

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
Vahakyla I sincerely hope you continue enjoying the Army even though everyone thinks you're supposed to be miserable because they were miserable. At least one of us should enjoy it. The last thing the world needs is another average GiP poster child for sadbrains.

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
Vaha is a guy I clown on a lot but he's a good, if overly optimistic, dude. I bought him a pizza once.

bulletsponge13
Apr 28, 2010

its curtains for Kevin posted:




Woo STX


(I ruined an entire mission by getting misinformation as opfor)

Can you elaborate on this?

Vahakyla
May 3, 2013

mlmp08 posted:

Vaha is a guy I clown on a lot but he's a good, if overly optimistic, dude. I bought him a pizza once.


I told my wife that she should totally eat a pizza at midnight that my War Thunder buddy bought.

Vahakyla fucked around with this message at 10:33 on Jun 19, 2017

SwampDonkey
Oct 13, 2006

by Smythe

(and can't post for 4 years!)



Only assholes post Facebook links

SwampDonkey fucked around with this message at 22:30 on Jun 18, 2017

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Vahakyla posted:



I told my wife that she should totally eat a pizza at midnight that my War Thunder buddy bought.

Serious talk, this forum had been doxed before so posting pix of yourself and loved ones has gone badly in times past. Suggest remove pic if that is in fact Mrs. Vahakyla.

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.
Yeah don't do that.

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

Being doxxed by mentally unstable people is sort of a rite of passage here in GiP.

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

"Sir, I am recommending charges against (Gip Goon) under article 134 of the UCMJ."

"What did he do?"

"He said some poo poo about the Army on THE INTERNET" *shows printout of the Army thread*

*indiscernible screeching and howling*

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWrMeBR8W-c

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

Heck yeah. Music videos.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owtoKu3eJE8&t=5s

bulletsponge13
Apr 28, 2010

Yeah, I remember some dicks getting the Get Help thread closed by posting all the info elsewhere to grief people.
I would take down that pic.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

mlmp08 posted:

Vaha is a guy I clown on a lot but he's a good, if overly optimistic, dude. I bought him a pizza once.

He strikes me as like the typically optimistic Euro bro that emigrated here because <country> is getting too lame, weak, or communist, and gets away with whatever here, as Americans are typically a bit forgiving of ~the right kind~ of immigrants with weird habits.

Which I totally support.

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

American Rednecks can only hope to be 1/10th as hardcore at redneck activities as the Finns are.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

psydude posted:

American Rednecks can only hope to be 1/10th as hardcore at redneck activities as the Finns are.

Whipped Buttcheeks
Jul 25, 2007
Chairborne Ranger

TBeats posted:

Vahakyla I sincerely hope you continue enjoying the Army even though everyone thinks you're supposed to be miserable because they were miserable. At least one of us should enjoy it. The last thing the world needs is another average GiP poster child for sadbrains.

If you're getting paid to live in Italy and you're miserable the problem is you. Congratulations on winning the Army lottery.

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Vahakyla
May 3, 2013

Wasabi the J posted:

He strikes me as like the typically optimistic Euro bro that emigrated here because <country> is getting too lame, weak, or communist, and gets away with whatever here, as Americans are typically a bit forgiving of ~the right kind~ of immigrants with weird habits.

Which I totally support.

I totally support making America more communist. I'm hardcore European socialist, I just did this because I wanted to be an american fireman for the lulz, met a woman while riding hella cool fire engines, stayed here, and thought getting paid to do Army poo poo would be fun. I couldn't get commission without citizenship, so I enlisted.

Though being an immigrant with decent education and a skin as the driven snow, America is like easy mode. I just waltzed into good jobs.

Vahakyla fucked around with this message at 10:37 on Jun 19, 2017

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