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Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Baloogan posted:

if it does BLOW UP will it gently caress up vancouver?

it's gonna make every fault zone in this hemisphere go into overdrive so ya

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logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
volcano president trump

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

PostNouveau posted:

How dead are we when that thing blows?

Continental US? Anywhere from instantly to within less than a day or two

univbee
Jun 3, 2004





One of those who resigned had held their position since Reagan, to put Trumps zero-fucks into perspective.

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014





TRUMP

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Yellowstone is actually overdue by millions of years too, not that that means much when it comes to volcanoes

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



lmao mar-a-lago is totally safe

:thunk:

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Joementum posted:

extremely

like most of the mountain states gone, all of the US coated in ash, the world plunged into a decades long night where nothing grows

the best part is that its going to take long enough that most of us will be able to see trump tweet about it

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

Agronox
Feb 4, 2005
So this activity is fairly normal, Farrell said.

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

PostNouveau posted:

How dead are we when that thing blows?

wraps the whole planet in a long lasting cloud of ash

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Joementum posted:

extremely

like most of the mountain states gone, all of the US coated in ash, the world plunged into a decades long night where nothing grows

HELL yeah!

Drastic Actions
Apr 7, 2009

FUCK YOU!
GET PUMPED!
Nap Ghost

mormonpartyboat posted:

the best part is that its going to take long enough that most of us will be able to see trump tweet about it

Trump will declare a national emergency once Twitter goes down.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



image of the race of mutants that survive post-Yellowstone

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
Oh so it's like the beginning of The Road?

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

PostNouveau posted:

How dead are we when that thing blows?

best case scenario is a bunch of lovely flyover states get got but our breadbasket is effectively destroyed causing hunger across the nation and much of the world while dramatically realigning the economics and politics of the planet

worst case scenario is a significant amount of america is instadead and nuclear winter endgames civilization

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Epic High Five posted:

Imagine the scenario we all joke about where every part of the country that isn't liberal coasts gets drown in hellfire and now imagine it's real

sounds good actually

D1E
Nov 25, 2001


PostNouveau posted:

Oh so it's like the beginning of The Road?

I don't know about you all but if I find an underground survival bunker loaded with supplies I'm drat well gonna stay there and chill instead of get right back on The Road again.

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
I refuse to let this thread make me worry about loving Yellowstone.

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO
Its funny, i quit smoking but im gonna die sucking ash.

Haha

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

imagine god descending from heaven to personally gently caress life on this planet to death

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

D1E posted:

I don't know about you all but if I find an underground survival bunker loaded with supplies I'm drat well gonna stay there and chill instead of get right back on The Road again.

I don't know about you, but I'm going to die in the first week of any mega-disaster because I'm not dumb enough to think I'll survive something that 99.9% of the population won't.

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

:thunk::pipe:

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



SpiderHyphenMan posted:

I refuse to let this thread make me worry about loving Yellowstone.

No sense in worrying tbh, there's nothing you can do to prevent it from killing you if it blows

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

SpiderHyphenMan posted:

I refuse to let this thread make me worry about loving Yellowstone.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m6w0r-ScEG4

D1E
Nov 25, 2001


PostNouveau posted:

I don't know about you, but I'm going to die in the first week of any mega-disaster because I'm not dumb enough to think I'll survive something that 99.9% of the population won't.

I don't think intelligence factors into it, really.

Baloogan has a survival shelter.

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age

i would survive the volcano

snoo
Jul 5, 2007




an older article says

quote:

But a Yellowstone megablast would not wipe out life on Earth. There were no extinctions after its last three enormous eruptions, nor have other supereruptions triggered extinctions in the last few million years.

"Are we all going to die if Yellowstone erupts? Almost certainly the answer is no," said Jamie Farrell, a Yellowstone expert and assistant research professor at the University of Utah. "There have been quite a few supereruptions in the past couple million years, and we're still around."



https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.livescience.com/20714-yellowstone-supervolcano-eruption.html

it would be bad but we probably wouldn't all die, sorry

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
best part of Yellowstone blowing up is that most of the Prepper community is in the instadeath zone

owned, fuckers

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
Will the forums survive the volcano this is important

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Joementum posted:

best part of Yellowstone blowing up is that most of the Prepper community is in the instadeath zone

owned, fuckers

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

humans have been around for at most 300,000 year .smand even then in populations of less than a million

modern humans

it gets complicated

ok

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



logikv9 posted:

Will the forums survive the volcano this is important

I don't see AWS on that map so I think so

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

"haha why am i not evolving the ability to breath ash? owned liberals!"

snoo
Jul 5, 2007




SpiderHyphenMan posted:

I refuse to let this thread make me worry about loving Yellowstone.

I started freaking the gently caress out ngl

Agronox
Feb 4, 2005
:derp: volcanoes! :derp:

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

logikv9 posted:

Will the forums survive the volcano this is important

We're still hosted on that Pentium 4 in New Orleans or something, right? Being underwater should help protect it from the fiery ash.

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

logikv9 posted:

Will the forums survive the volcano this is important

the forums... are already dead :spooky:

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Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...


Why is this thread suddenly talking about super volcanos

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