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Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

Glenn Quebec posted:

wait who haduken'd animals?

One PI mod left their bird over a heater overnight and it died

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Menstrual Show
Jun 3, 2004

DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

that's unfair, FAU also posts in other forums

lol!

poptart_fairy posted:

Well that's the rub. I just found it funny how often FAU kept telling him to gently caress off, getting increasingly wordier about it when there was almost nothing getting posted back. :shobon:

I think it was a good way to respond, especially because that dude and the fake Native American who loves trump seem to have a gaggle of alt right poo poo posters following them around now. Taking the wind out of his sails was a good way to respond, especially because it's clear that he had no idea what he was talking about but was most certainly earnest in his opinion.

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 5 days!

Improbable Lobster posted:

One PI mod left their bird over a heater overnight and it died

Stuff like this, and many other things, baffle me as to why people are so honest about lovely dumb things. This person was a mod, why detonate what credibility they might have had?

If you think about it, there could be far more babyfuckers/animal torturers on SA, they're just discreet enough not for anyone to know. Even with sagas like Aatrek it blew up because he already had a record; who knows how many kid touchers lurk on SA that are discreet enough to keep their mouths shut.

MY PALE GOTH SKIN
Nov 28, 2006


meow

Elsa posted:

Here comes elsa to lose against my opinion again

Yes my pale goth skin I was delta echo in a past life. What did I do? I'm curious like looking back at yearbook pictures.

I got the impression you were military but that may have been false

Were you Delta Echo until the Elsa poser porn thing? Oh you're probated dang my curiosity







Also if I cooked a bird to death on accident I would definitely just knock the cage over near an open window and be like "oh he flew free now he's living the good bird life"

Would never tell anyone

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 5 days!

MY PALE GOTH SKIN posted:





Also if I cooked a bird to death on accident I would definitely just knock the cage over near an open window and be like "oh he flew free now he's living the good bird life"

Would never tell anyone

I know, right? Or at least blame it on someone you never mentioned up to that point;" my housesitter/landlord/mentally ill second cousin accidentally killed my bird "

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

MY PALE GOTH SKIN posted:

I got the impression you were military but that may have been false

Were you Delta Echo until the Elsa poser porn thing? Oh you're probated dang my curiosity







Also if I cooked a bird to death on accident I would definitely just knock the cage over near an open window and be like "oh he flew free now he's living the good bird life"

Would never tell anyone

FruitNYogurtParfait
Mar 29, 2006

Sion lied. Deadtear died for our sins. #VengeanceForDeadtear
#PunGateNeverForget
#ModLivesMatter

Menstrual Show posted:

lol!


I think it was a good way to respond, especially because that dude and the fake Native American who loves trump seem to have a gaggle of alt right poo poo posters following them around now. Taking the wind out of his sails was a good way to respond, especially because it's clear that he had no idea what he was talking about but was most certainly earnest in his opinion.

snatch duster's (the fake? native turmpfan) brain was broken by people saying they wanted to gently caress hot cosplayers in the cosplay thread and he's never recovered

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Menstrual Show posted:


I think it was a good way to respond, especially because that dude and the fake Native American who loves trump seem to have a gaggle of alt right poo poo posters following them around now. Taking the wind out of his sails was a good way to respond, especially because it's clear that he had no idea what he was talking about but was most certainly earnest in his opinion.

The revelation of this sounds like a saga in and of itself.

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 5 days!

FruitNYogurtParfait posted:

snatch duster's (the fake? native turmpfan) brain was broken by people saying they wanted to gently caress hot cosplayers in the cosplay thread and he's never recovered

Oh I remember that. He poo poo up the cosplay thread with his weird tangents.

This is what happens when you let 12 year old boys watch Cinemax unsupervised. The depiction of women in media warps their minds and they end up shitposting in cosplay threads.

Menstrual Show
Jun 3, 2004

Absurd Alhazred posted:

The revelation of this sounds like a saga in and of itself.

I made it up tbh so don't get too excited

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747
wait whats the story about elsa and someone's pajamas

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Menstrual Show posted:

I made it up tbh so don't get too excited

Oh. :smith:

Olive!
Mar 16, 2015

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

BENGHAZI 2 posted:

wait whats the story about elsa and someone's pajamas

Click on any of the quotes in my previous post and go back like a page

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 5 days!

BENGHAZI 2 posted:

wait whats the story about elsa and someone's pajamas

Elsa posted some sketch. Troposphere mentioned how impractical the pose was. She at some point tried to pose the same way as his illustration, and he replied that she looked hot in pajamas. And the rest is history.

Scudworth
Jan 1, 2005

When life gives you lemons, you clone those lemons, and make super lemons.

Dinosaur Gum

BENGHAZI 2 posted:

wait whats the story about elsa and someone's pajamas

Read his rap sheet.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Panfilo posted:

Stuff like this, and many other things, baffle me as to why people are so honest about lovely dumb things. This person was a mod, why detonate what credibility they might have had?


There are two things that make these forums interesting, the oversharing and the made up poo poo. And trying to figure out which is which. So three things, I guess

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

Was the fad diet thread the low carb one? Because while I didn't know about the lard bucket scheme, I've had this screenshot saved from there for a while.



Also the FYAD thread about the deadly zipline is required reading.

Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Panfilo posted:

Elsa posted some sketch. Troposphere mentioned how impractical the pose was. She at some point tried to pose the same way as his illustration, and he replied that she looked hot in pajamas. And the rest is history.

Also he sent her at least one PM about having a boner over her pajama pic, because Elsa's a class fuckin' act

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

Antivehicular posted:

Also he sent her at least one PM about having a boner over her pajama pic, because Elsa's a class fuckin' act
The lion's share of his rap sheet is him being a sick gently caress and being a dick about EVE Online.

Grem
Mar 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 21 days!
Elsa was really good for like a month when he only posted comics.

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

This thread has probably repeated the same stories many times over the past 200+ pages, so this has probably already been talked about, but I love HondaRider's demodding and banning. He told a heroin addict that rehab is stupid and she should take LSD instead (probably the context for the end of that Duncan/triticum guzzler post). Somebody made a QCS thread about it, he stepped down when Ozma requested it, and he whined about it in that thread and was banned. I think he still regularly posts on Something Sensitive.

Tweezer Reprise
Aug 6, 2013

It hasn't got six strings, but it's a lot of fun.

get that OUT of my face posted:

Was the fad diet thread the low carb one? Because while I didn't know about the lard bucket scheme, I've had this screenshot saved from there for a while.



Also the FYAD thread about the deadly zipline is required reading.

Link?

get that OUT of my face posted:

This thread has probably repeated the same stories many times over the past 200+ pages, so this has probably already been talked about, but I love HondaRider's demodding and banning. He told a heroin addict that rehab is stupid and she should take LSD instead (probably the context for the end of that Duncan/triticum guzzler post). Somebody made a QCS thread about it, he stepped down when Ozma requested it, and he whined about it in that thread and was banned. I think he still regularly posts on Something Sensitive.

theflyingexecutive posted:

Forever and always:

its really amazing how the actions of goons and mods are so freaking far beyond the pale that its actually impossible for a bystander to believe.

proposal: i am going to make an environmentally sustainable yoga retreat in hawaii

reality: a y2k survivalist paid goons a "food stipend" to help me clearcut a rainforest, dig a road by hand, torture and mutilate animals to death on camera, and bathe in/drink from an improperly filtered kiddy pool that wild hogs poo poo and pissed in

proposal: i am going to make a fun zipline for kids at camp

reality: a goon spent tens of thousands of dollars constructing a machine that kills children, entirely by accident

proposal: a fad diet thread in the exercise forum

reality: a mentally ill man resembling a melted candle, the pied piper of ham joints, told people that eating nothing but eggs and bacon and lard in paint buckets (they were literally buying and eating buckets full of lard in the name of good health) would not only make them lose weight, but was so healthy it would cure heart disease and cancer. an enormous fat powerlifter who cant run for 20 seconds probated and banned anyone who challenged this wisdom until it lead to a man barely in his 20s being prescribed statins.

proposal: a thread about animal husbandry in the pet forum

reality: a moderator unrepentantly killed animals with ac/dc hadoukens and probated people who asked questions

proposal: a forum for "responsible drug users" and "harm reduction"

reality: a man falls through the earth and into parisian catacombs. taking a torch from the wall he spies row upon row of skeletons. grasping the nearest by the shoulders, he shakes it madly, yelling "my nigga have u tried lsd"

Tweezer Reprise has a new favorite as of 07:32 on Jun 18, 2017

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

goons are stupid as hell

bawk
Mar 31, 2013

get that OUT of my face posted:

This thread has probably repeated the same stories many times over the past 200+ pages, so this has probably already been talked about, but I love HondaRider's demodding and banning. He told a heroin addict that rehab is stupid and she should take LSD instead (probably the context for the end of that Duncan/triticum guzzler post). Somebody made a QCS thread about it, he stepped down when Ozma requested it, and he whined about it in that thread and was banned. I think he still regularly posts on Something Sensitive.

In context, he told a repeated rehab failure to try a psychedelic, which can be used to help change or gain perspective (been used for PTSD sufferers) to help give a leg up on attempting going clean in the long run, probably via going into rehab with a different perspective.

"Don't go to rehab take LSD" isn't the damning thing about him being demodded, and it's what he latched onto. In his mind, all of the above paragraph is correct, and he was just helping!

Rule 1 (probably 3 or lower lets be honest harm reduction via druggie forum is garbage) of TCC is basically "DO NOT GIVE MEDICAL ADVICE USING SCHEDULED DRUGS" because that poo poo is destructive and needs to be handled by an actual doctor. Honda tried to play The Goon Doctor for her, openly in front of the whole forum who is told "DONT TELL PEOPLE TO TAKE ILLEGAL DRUGS TO HELP THEIR ILLEGAL DRUG PROBLEMS"

He didn't just give bad advice without a medical degree, he did it as an authority on the harm reduction forum. And he has held a grudge ever since, never realizing that he wasn't banned for just being an idiot in a form of authority, he was banned for doing the worst possible thing as a drug forum mod. He was extra triple stupid and still doesn't own it. He could have directed her to any form of rehab options that aren't just "go detox and probably relapse" but instead gave advice like he was those options.

I'm not explaining away his actions as being good at heart, but this is an extra layer of context which should be even more damning. The mod description should basically say "never give medical advice" and his first real idea of helping is "I should pretend I'm a doctor! :downs:"

Too stupid to loving live, let alone moderate

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003


i think you have that last line backwards but yeah

poptart_fairy
Apr 8, 2009

by R. Guyovich

Panfilo posted:

Oh I remember that. He poo poo up the cosplay thread with his weird tangents.

This is what happens when you let 12 year old boys watch Cinemax unsupervised. The depiction of women in media warps their minds and they end up shitposting in cosplay threads.

He was explicitly taking the piss out of said 12 year olds. There was a creepily large amount of people frequenting that thread who wouldn't shut up about who they wanted to stick their dicks into.

Olive!
Mar 16, 2015

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

Grem posted:

Elsa was really good for like a month when he only posted comics.

I remember the comic where he traced over the guy from Toy Story and also traced over the girl from Road to El Dorado but made her naked

monkeytennis
Apr 26, 2007


Toilet Rascal
I quite liked Elsa's drawings/tracings/whatever in the relationships thread, and I think plenty of other readers did too.

I admit some curiosity about this pajama photo though, just how sexy were those PJs??

ziggurat
Jun 18, 2017

by Smythe

monkeytennis posted:

I admit some curiosity about this pajama photo though, just how sexy were those PJs??
my friend, you are an idiot

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
dont be part of the saga friend.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
Now, now, now. Let the man make his own decisions. Go on monkeytennis, do a deep google search for "SA mod pajamas" and post the images you think Elsa would get a boner about.

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
you friend are a meddler. :corsair:

Nuns with Guns
Jul 23, 2010

It's fine.
Don't worry about it.

thecluckmeme posted:

In context, he told a repeated rehab failure to try a psychedelic, which can be used to help change or gain perspective (been used for PTSD sufferers) to help give a leg up on attempting going clean in the long run, probably via going into rehab with a different perspective.

"Don't go to rehab take LSD" isn't the damning thing about him being demodded, and it's what he latched onto. In his mind, all of the above paragraph is correct, and he was just helping!

Rule 1 (probably 3 or lower lets be honest harm reduction via druggie forum is garbage) of TCC is basically "DO NOT GIVE MEDICAL ADVICE USING SCHEDULED DRUGS" because that poo poo is destructive and needs to be handled by an actual doctor. Honda tried to play The Goon Doctor for her, openly in front of the whole forum who is told "DONT TELL PEOPLE TO TAKE ILLEGAL DRUGS TO HELP THEIR ILLEGAL DRUG PROBLEMS"

He didn't just give bad advice without a medical degree, he did it as an authority on the harm reduction forum. And he has held a grudge ever since, never realizing that he wasn't banned for just being an idiot in a form of authority, he was banned for doing the worst possible thing as a drug forum mod. He was extra triple stupid and still doesn't own it. He could have directed her to any form of rehab options that aren't just "go detox and probably relapse" but instead gave advice like he was those options.

I'm not explaining away his actions as being good at heart, but this is an extra layer of context which should be even more damning. The mod description should basically say "never give medical advice" and his first real idea of helping is "I should pretend I'm a doctor! :downs:"

Too stupid to loving live, let alone moderate

At the time I remember a bunch of people defended the post as a joke. But it was still hosed up to tell a woman who couldn't pee and was leaking yellow goo from her arms to not go to rehab and do LSD or something instead. What added to the drama is hondarider said ozma promised he wouldn't get demodded from it and for a while it did look like she was shielding him until another admin noticed.

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 5 days!

monkeytennis posted:

I admit some curiosity about this pajama photo though, just how sexy were those PJs??

It was just a benign photo of a woman with pajama pants. Based on how the whole thing went down, I was half expecting the whole incident to be done specifically so that Elsa could trick Troposphere into modeling for him. I figured he had gotten banned because he drew creepy fanart of her.

FilthyImp
Sep 30, 2002

Anime Deviant
Unrelated to Sexy PJ LSD party time, I'm realizing that brief period when Internet People were king poo poo was a nice little saga of sadness.

Maddox, Stile, Ebaum, SeanBaby, Lowtax... They were all on top of a crazy wave. It's really dramatic to see How social media and the advancement of the internet made that fizzle out (or how the personalities themselves contributed to it).

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Menstrual Show posted:

I made it up tbh so don't get too excited

pretty racist gossip here in this thread. :colbert:

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


FilthyImp posted:

Unrelated to Sexy PJ LSD party time, I'm realizing that brief period when Internet People were king poo poo was a nice little saga of sadness.

Maddox, Stile, Ebaum, SeanBaby, Lowtax... They were all on top of a crazy wave. It's really dramatic to see How social media and the advancement of the internet made that fizzle out (or how the personalities themselves contributed to it).

Individuals on the internet we're replaced by screenshots with impact font and Tumblr screenshots usually with jpg artifacting because nobody understands how file types work anymore.

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014


monkeytennis posted:

I quite liked Elsa's drawings/tracings/whatever in the relationships thread, and I think plenty of other readers did too.

I admit some curiosity about this pajama photo though, just how sexy were those PJs??

they were pictures of a very normal-looking woman in baggy unflattering pajamas, it was probably the most nonsexual photo of a girl I've ever seen on the internet

SHY NUDIST GRRL
Feb 15, 2011

Communism will help more white people than anyone else. Any equal measures unfairly provide less to minority populations just because there's less of them. Democracy is truly the tyranny of the mob.

FilthyImp posted:

Unrelated to Sexy PJ LSD party time, I'm realizing that brief period when Internet People were king poo poo was a nice little saga of sadness.

Maddox, Stile, Ebaum, SeanBaby, Lowtax... They were all on top of a crazy wave. It's really dramatic to see How social media and the advancement of the internet made that fizzle out (or how the personalities themselves contributed to it).

I only knew Seanbaby from EGM last page articles of him making fun of bad games

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bawk
Mar 31, 2013

Maddox is still around in some way, he has a podcast with a Patreon page and YouTube views, although I dunno if he double dips on YouTube monetization as well. It's pretty garbage most of the time, though.

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