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DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Bip Roberts posted:

I didn't know they sold it in 12 ozers.

they don't his hands are massive

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Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.
help I made too much challah bread

Tomahawk
Aug 13, 2003

HE KNOWS
dan Quinn taught alex jones the violin

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

Third World Reggin posted:

help I made too much challah bread

make french toast with it

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9Q72qYWxKQ

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

Al! posted:

whats a meme

its a type of thing

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


help i just ate a massive and i mean massive bowl of chili obama's still prez right???

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Turdfuzz posted:

its a type of thing

thats my fav category in jeapordy

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
oh man i really can't stop farting on this plane

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

Jazerus posted:

help i just ate a massive and i mean massive bowl of chili obama's still prez right???

Yeah but you lost custody of your kids.

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

Al! posted:

oh man i really can't stop farting on this plane

how long have you been on that plane jfc

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003


:lol: I wish this was a real product I could buy.

Mr. Sharps
Jul 30, 2006

The only true law is that which leads to freedom. There is no other.



Al! posted:

oh man i really can't stop farting on this plane

~Calm down, release your cares
The stale taste, of recycled air.
~

NoNotTheMindProbe
Aug 9, 2010
pony porn was here
Been watching House of Cards for the first time. It's entertaining but dumb. Kevin Spacey has all these convoluted plans to be President but IRL all you have to do is grab them by the pussy.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Turdfuzz posted:

its a type of thing

a sex type thing?

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

bump_fn posted:

how long have you been on that plane jfc

its like a 6 hour flight between jfk and pdx and all i have is a work laptop so i only have so i only have shitposting and a tiny bit of trolling dnd posters to entertain me

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

Al! posted:

oh man i really can't stop farting on this plane

ur sposed to get in the plane dingus

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
yeah, its been observed before that trump has ruined american political drama

like, if aliens show up IRL alot of sci fi is ruined.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
i just finished Legion and its the best thing fox has done with the xmen license by miles

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Turdfuzz posted:

ur sposed to get in the plane dingus

im stalking william shatner tho

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


Intel&Sebastian posted:

a sex type thing?

a sex tape thing

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Baloogan posted:

yeah, its been observed before that trump has ruined american political drama

like, if aliens show up IRL alot of sci fi is ruined.

i want to believe and i also want trump to be the one who handles first contact

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

Al! posted:

im stalking william shatner tho

if hes the next celeb to die im blaming u

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

Jazerus posted:

help i just ate a massive and i mean massive bowl of chili obama's still prez right???

....just keep eating that chili

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

Intel&Sebastian posted:

i just finished Legion and its the best thing fox has done with the xmen license by miles

do they ever explain why simone is alive even though bear shot her in the woods

Dr_0ctag0n
Apr 25, 2015


The whole human race
sentenced
to
burn

Baloogan posted:

yeah, its been observed before that trump has ruined american political drama

like, if aliens show up IRL alot of sci fi is ruined.

But how do we know the aliens didn't bring us trump?

Serf
May 5, 2011


when do we get the piss tape

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
rip vir coto

https://apnews.com/12dfca3096984f9d8ffbdb01b54a7168

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


like I can't overstate how serious it would be if Ossoff actually won GA-06

Look at California 2016 Senate, California is as safe a blue state as you can get (Senate wise, Inland Empire aside), and Kamala Harris won by 23% in 2016 running against a Hispanic woman (Why does this matter? Because the Republicans running a Hispanic woman is the equivalent of the Democrats running a rich white male, someone like Jon Ossoff)

Tom Price has been winning GA-06 by ~~23% for over a decade. If Ossoff can flip that margin within less than a loving year then things are going seriously, incredibly, emergency loving wrong for the Republicans

ps Feinstein won by 25% in 2012 and Boxer beat Fiorina in 2010 by 10%, to give you a sense of the differences here between California and GA-06

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
rich people would actually be stoked if we met aliens because it would be a massive leap forward in their immortality research unless of course they just vaporize us for our amino acids

Serf
May 5, 2011


aliens would just roll up the windows while driving past us lol

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

Baloogan posted:

yeah, its been observed before that trump has ruined american political drama

like, if aliens show up IRL alot of sci fi is ruined.

They will just immediately kill all of us after seeing our leader, or Trump will rip a grey aliens's arm off with his weird hyper-aggressive handshake.

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


SKULL.GIF posted:

ps Feinstein won by 25% in 2012 and Boxer beat Fiorina in 2010 by 10%, to give you a sense of the differences here between California and GA-06

also wow Fiorina has aged really really really poorly between 2004 and 2016

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

Serf posted:

aliens would just roll up the windows while driving past us lol

and lock the doors

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

SKULL.GIF posted:

like I can't overstate how serious it would be if Ossoff actually won GA-06

Look at California 2016 Senate, California is as safe a blue state as you can get (Senate wise, Inland Empire aside), and Kamala Harris won by 23% in 2016 running against a Hispanic woman (Why does this matter? Because the Republicans running a Hispanic woman is the equivalent of the Democrats running a rich white male, someone like Jon Ossoff)

Tom Price has been winning GA-06 by ~~23% for over a decade. If Ossoff can flip that margin within less than a loving year then things are going seriously, incredibly, emergency loving wrong for the Republicans

ps Feinstein won by 25% in 2012 and Boxer beat Fiorina in 2010 by 10%, to give you a sense of the differences here between California and GA-06

Dumb shitters are gonna stay home expecting someone else to do their voting for them.

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

Jazerus posted:

a piss tape thing

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out



alex jones should play beetlejuice's fat twin brother in the new movie

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Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Al! posted:

rich people would actually be stoked if we met aliens because it would be a massive leap forward in their immortality research unless of course they just vaporize us for our amino acids

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