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Zipperelli. posted:Edit: move along, nothing to see here post_that_didnt_happen.txt
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Jun 17, 2017 08:29
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Bogan King posted:
Who the hell calls their dad pop?
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Jun 17, 2017 12:18
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grittyreboot posted:Who the hell calls their dad pop? Standard stdh practice is to introduce the cast before the play starts. How else would you know who was who?
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Jun 17, 2017 14:57
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grittyreboot posted:Who the hell calls their dad pop? We get it, we get it; where you're from, you call your dad coke. We have this argument every other thread you know?
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Jun 17, 2017 15:47
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So, Da(d)
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Jun 17, 2017 15:52
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System Metternich posted:So, Da(d) Argh.
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Jun 17, 2017 16:06
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Dad pop, so what?
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Jun 17, 2017 17:22
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grittyreboot posted:Who the hell calls their dad pop? My mom is in my phone as buttface pooplord because my phone used to read the name of people texting me out loud and I haven't updated it since I was 16
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Jun 17, 2017 17:39
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http://twitter.com/kdimerc/status/875515759048486912
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Jun 17, 2017 18:14
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I hate stdhs that have a valid point but write a fake story in the most cringe-worthy way possible.
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Jun 17, 2017 18:36
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I think that happened.
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Jun 17, 2017 18:43
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ag1o3koTLWM
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Jun 17, 2017 18:50
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Average Bear posted:I think that happened. Yea, an actual working actor isn't gonna spread a bunch of stdh in a very public venue like twitter about a table read, because that kind of poo poo will very quickly come back on them if they do. She definitely wrote about it in the cringe-y -est way possible, but something like that probably happened.
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Jun 17, 2017 20:31
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sweeperbravo posted:ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch YES
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Jun 17, 2017 20:38
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It's the "I shouted it across the room and then everyone started to clap" stuff that pushes it, tbh.
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Jun 17, 2017 20:39
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Bremma posted:Found this one on Facebook this evening. I'm catching up on this thread from page 10 or whatever and jesus christ this is the worst thing I've ever read
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Jun 18, 2017 15:30
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As a white dude who speaks Mandarin, I've seen rude older people talk poo poo about me all of once, and I definitely didn't have the comedic timing to immediately shoot back with a snarky response.
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Jun 18, 2017 17:32
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 Standard stdh lingo. I actually want to see the full size banana.
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Jun 19, 2017 04:50
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AlbieQuirky posted:Novelists shouldn't Tweet. It's too easy. For sale: baby shoes, never worn. #novel #bestwork
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Jun 19, 2017 05:05
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Shared on Facebook as is, by someone who doesn't know what a screenshot is. 
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Jun 19, 2017 07:45
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aardwolf posted:For sale: baby shoes, never worn. #novel #bestwork 
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Jun 19, 2017 09:50
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HECKIN? Really? This really loving well pisses me off. If you want to swear, then swear. Don't use bowlderized swear words like "fudge" or "sugar" or gosh, heck, or darn. It sounds like you are self censoring, or are repressed as all syphilitic cunting gently caress. Thus diluting the point of whatever you are trying to say. Especially if they try and conjugate their fake swears, as has happened with "heckin". It is really jarring.
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Jun 19, 2017 10:11
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Please do not follow dog rates on Twitter friend. You will not like how they keep the cussing more all age friendly.
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Jun 19, 2017 10:27
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cptn_dr posted:Shared on Facebook as is, by someone who doesn't know what a screenshot is. It's nearly always Queen in these stories.
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Jun 19, 2017 10:28
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Stdh.txt has entirely spoilt bohemian rhapsody for me. I never was the biggest fan but now I just can't stand it anymore.
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Jun 19, 2017 11:09
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Fathis Munk posted:Stdh.txt has entirely spoilt bohemian rhapsody for me. I never was the biggest fan but now I just can't stand it anymore. Same but with the human race
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Jun 19, 2017 11:20
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bean_shadow posted:It's nearly always Queen in these stories. It's hard to rally a train full of white people into a minor revolution over Lil "Jon & The East Side Boyz Lyrics - Get Low" Though it would have made for quite a show.
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Jun 19, 2017 11:32
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Catberry posted:It's hard to rally a train full of white people into a minor revolution over Lil "Jon & The East Side Boyz Lyrics - Get Low" Probably because Lil Jon is poo poo.
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Jun 19, 2017 12:20
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Fathis Munk posted:Stdh.txt has entirely spoilt bohemian rhapsody for me. I never was the biggest fan but now I just can't stand it anymore. I was DJing with a friend in a bar with lots of really foul "craft beers" and the sort of clientele that comes with that, and noticed he had brought along a Queen compilation with Bohemian Rhapsody on it. I told him to play it and he was like "why, it's poo poo" and I just told him to do it and see what happens.
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Jun 19, 2017 12:30
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aardwolf posted:For sale: baby shoes, never worn. #novel #bestwork berth brouwer
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Jun 19, 2017 12:33
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Jerry Cotton posted:I was DJing with a friend in a bar with lots of really foul "craft beers" and the sort of clientele that comes with that, and noticed he had brought along a Queen compilation with Bohemian Rhapsody on it. I told him to play it and he was like "why, it's poo poo" and I just told him to do it and see what happens. Well? Don't leave us hanging.
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Jun 19, 2017 12:36
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RagnarokAngel posted:Well? Don't leave us hanging. Oh well you know half the bar sang along* and then they clapped. (The other half were too busy drinking and/or rolling their eyes.) At least no-one danced. *) Or at least tried to.
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Jun 19, 2017 12:40
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Non Serviam posted:Probably because Lil Jon is poo poo. Though true, that song is amazing.
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Jun 19, 2017 12:42
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Non Serviam posted:Probably because Lil Jon is poo poo. WHAT?
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BrigadierSensible posted:HECKIN? Really? I dunno, seems to have gotten a stronger reaction here than fuckin.
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Jun 19, 2017 14:30
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I am actually looking at this one so the conversation itself isn't stdh. Just everything in it. Context: the guy who replies second was too stupid to notice his mouse's lens was covered by a piece of plastic.
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Jun 19, 2017 14:58
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axolotl farmer posted:WHAT? 
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This one poster said little john was poo poo, and the ENTIRE THREAD got up in arms about it, there was mass rioting on the forums, hecken heads being taken off, it was fudging anarchy. I looked down upon them like Ozymandias taking stock of his own works and I said, "lo, for lil john is not poo poo, but the best singer / writer our generation will everyone know. You are a fool, and imbecile, one who will walk the planes for ever more without good taste or music." and the thread exhalted me, I was made king of the thread, I was to participate in the siring of a new age of snarky burn writers. I was crowned. This thread is an extended gutter and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all shjit posts and memes will foam up about their waists and all the bad opinion havers, and poo poo posters will look up and shout "Save us!"... and I'll look down and whisper "No." Everyone clapped, curtain fell, good joke.
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gschmidl posted:I am actually looking at this one so the conversation itself isn't stdh. Just everything in it. Context: the guy who replies second was too stupid to notice his mouse's lens was covered by a piece of plastic. So what part is the lie? None of them are in the armed forces?
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